get off my lawn

31, genderfucked dyke, tumblr lifer

[hmione]

Julia Stiles as Kat Stratford 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) | dir. Gil Junger

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[badassdemonsword]

You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

[minmos]

this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time

[ominous-signs]

Do you believe in ghosts?

No, and I don’t get why others do

I can see why others would, but I don’t

In theory yes, in actuality no

Neutral/I have no actual opinion on the matter

In theory no, in actuality yes

I can see why others wouldn’t, but I do

Yes and I don’t get why others don’t

Bald ghost

Remaining time: 12 hours 25 minutes

[zooophagous]

I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.

[upward-bound]

nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb

[zooophagous]

The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol

[avoliot]

email should have the decency to break in the heat like the opposite of snow days

[parkchanwoohoo]

[shithowdy]

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

[un-monstre]

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

[stroebe2]

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

[tacticaljorts]

every piece of media would be better with a butch in it

[jerseymuppet]

kissin kate barlow has the best villain origin story ever put to paper. if i fell in love with a sweet man who just wanted to sell onions and show of his sick carpentry skills and they killed him for being black i think i would also snap and kill everyone involved in the most ironic way possible.

[dykonicdiva]

i am at my clits end

[plutoarttv]

prometheus: hot take,

the greek gods: no give that back

[permetutotheworld]

I shouldn’t have laughed that loudly

[celebrateeachnewday]

Artist Jane Crowther

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[bedupolker]

incredibly minor but still dumb side effect of late stage capitalism: ever notice how so many concert venues and stadiums just have the lamest names imaginable. Like ooooh Lady Gaga is playing at the..... Mortgage Stadium? Oh boy the finals are at the.... Chase Bank arena. Can't wait to catch a game at the Garunteed Rate field.