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kay | 27 | they/them or she/her | main: @himedanshihozier

[noa-nightingale]

<3

[paranormalinstigator]

i have a coworker who refuses to tell anyone her birthday bc she wants someone to actually do the detective work and i'm like "if i wanted to i could bend a federal law and access your registration information outside of a library checkout and find out right now. but i won't." and she was like "BUT YOU WON'T!" and later that afternoon i detailed a 3-year plan in which i give her a birthday card every month until i get the right month, then the next year give her one each week of that month until i get the right week, and then the NEXT year give her one each day of that week until i get the right day. and she was like "i'm gonna walk in here [into my office] and find a whole conspiracy theory board with red yarn and everything one day." and then we somehow got on the topic of me and her becoming the autistic woman version of ryan and shane. so. new life plan unlocked i guess lol

[paranormalinstigator]

woke up and opened instagram bc i got a notification that bad bunny posted a new story and ended up seeing mari's berry farm video and going "HOLY FUCK?" lol congrats to the happy couple but that's a wild thing to find out at 5:30 a.m. when i think i'm about to just be looking at benito antonio martinez ocasio

[inafieldofdaisies]

Ghost Files | Shane and Ryan Go Ghost Hunting With A Psychic | @wearewatcher

“I got strangely sexual, but that's fine.”

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[bobby-luv]

[ghostfillers]

“if you went missing i dont think i would stop [looking]”

[anamericansinger]

send me ☕️ + [topic] and i’ll tell you my opinion on it!

[ghostfillers]

two friends key lime colada

[ghostfillers]

of course they did

[ghostfillers]

ruining mr.b’s mouth

“sounds like we’re gonna keep these lights up and shoot something else”

[ghostfillers]

ryan asking shane to unbutton his shirt i said oh im sure he did

[garlic-sauc3]

BLOOPERS & OUTTAKES: Rendlesham UFO

[ghostfillers]

how much energy does your wood hold shane?

[waywardmillennial]

The Professor + Shane: Making Ryan Their Jester

Puppet History 7x05 | Ghost Files 3x06

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this gifset is dedicated to @tasty-littl-snack who encouraged me to make these!

similar to my last jester gifset but wanted to add the Chillingham comment and the extended PH scene!

[waywardmillennial]

The Professor + Shane: Making Ryan Their Jester

Puppet History 7x05 | Ghost Files 3x06

─── ♡ ───

this gifset is dedicated to @tasty-littl-snack who encouraged me to make these!

similar to my last jester gifset but wanted to add the Chillingham comment and the extended PH scene!

[oldmanpusspuss]

they saw you from across the bar and they love your vibes

[ryanandshanenews]