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This Guy Won’t Stop Photoshopping Himself Into Kendall Jenner’s Photos And It Makes Them 10 Times Better

Credit: Kirby Jenner / IG

via: boredpanda.com

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My 4 year old nephew loves to paint his nails. Any time he sees someone wear nail polish he asks if he can have some too. The most difficult part is getting him to decide what color, because he he wants all of them.

Nail polish is for everyone.

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Update!!

The kid’s favorite football player responded with support.

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PROTECT HIM FROM THE DANGERS OF THE WORLD

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THIS CHILD IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

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The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

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i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

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I’m just being mean at this point but this is making me loose my mind

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@aggressivewastebin I fixed it for u

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the implication that the man with the yellow hat is considered a kind of wizard is really slaughtering me

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Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

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Neatly summarized as: people not knowing how to properly take care of cats

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The episodes that don’t conform to this formula are also always the most interesting. These situations include:

1) I Didn’t Know My Cat Had PTSD and Has Gone Blind.

2) Your Cats Fight Because One of Them Doesn’t Know How to Speak Cat, and They’re Both Kinda Mad/Confused About It.

3) Your Cat Sprays Everywhere? Get Them Fixed. Surprise Twist: They Were Fixed But It Was a Botched Operation.

4) We’re Going to Rescue 50+ Kittens, Take Them to Vegas, and Adopt Them All To Loving Homes.

5) This is Not a Cat. This is a Dog.

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Hang on what was number five?

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@libertarirynn #5 was -

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THATS A DOG?

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“We’re a classic odd couple!”

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on the meteor:

sollux: how are you guy2 even able two remaiin 2ane here? iit'2 2o boriing.

terezi: 1F YOU L34RN TO M4K3 TH3 MOST OF TH3 L1TTL3 THINGS 1T C4N B3… T3R-3AZY!!!

feferi: You just )(ave to find anyfin t)(at )(elps you. Most of t)(e answers aren’t even t)(at Fe-FAR-i away!!!

nepeta: :33 < also if something bothers you you can just say NOPE-eta and walk away

vriska, standing next to the door with a disgusted face: ……..I’m going to VRIS-KILL myself now, 8ye.

bisexualgambit

New Sitcom Idea

A lesbian couple gets a shocking surprise one day when God (played by Laverne Cox) shows up at their door. Upset at how humans had turned her message of love and acceptance into a message of hate and discrimination, she decides it’s time to send Jesus back to earth and wants the lesbian couple to raise Jesus. Hilarity ensues.

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No need for homophobic or transphobic jokes when you can have exchanges like “Ma'am your son turned the water fountain into wine again and got all the other students drunk” “Jesus Christ.” “….. I’m not sure if that’s suppose to be you responding to me or you requesting to speak to him.”