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heyyy i'm jordan award winning pussy scholar 26 nj/nyc 😽

[cockmancers]

new pinned post selfie just dropped!

[papayajuan2019]

cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

[teobug]

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[cockmancers]

If you like anon compliments then I’ll say you’re one of my hottest mutuals and I’m literally shaking thinking of how we’re in the same city 😵‍💫

well let's crack those dms open!!!!

[mrsterlingeverything]

[taimatsu910761]

[corsonavecowboy]

"Vertical Societies" (2023) by Richard Nadler

[dogpuppy]

[willisiam-woodiam]

'oh damn! i wonder why i suddenly have 50+ activity!"

the suspiciously 50+ activity shaped mutual:

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

[firethekitty]

top 5 me posts of all time

[confield]

You cannot say that a top grossing artist is "feral" or making you "feral." You are listening to the Billboard Top 40. You are very domesticated.

[breadcunt]

Stupid ass take. The fame of the artist doesn't define how it makes you feel. Do you not see me go hogwild eating potatoes, easily one of the top 5 most well known vegetables

[confield]

We're like shooting stars you and I

[dickstolebyanalien]

two men will watch a movie together and instead of having sex afterwards they record a podcast about it

[akashicrecord]

You have turned this glory hole into a hole of dishonor and you must leave immediately

[akashicrecord]

Get the fuck out of here before I call the better business bureau

[cockmancers]

just found your account and ohhhh so you’re really hot huh 😳 whew

oh my thank u hehehe

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[mr-deep-downer]

need

[sharpenededgess]