Sweetness Overload

[rongzhi]

A game

[sahind]

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[lazylaziel]

[thebookishwitch]

@thebibliosphere I dunno if you’ve seen the script addition, but I feel like you’d enjoy it

[memewhore]

[headspace-hotel]

I...tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.

I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as "ecological deserts."

Feel free to repost, no need for credit

[lizzibennet]

i am once again asking you to watch the 2019 shakespeare in the park production of much ado about nothing

[counterpunches]

#signor bene D I C K

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

A very curious octopus.

[southernbitchface]

Watch this and be blessed

[taviacw]

“Why he smoosh my head??? Wait smoosh my head again.”

[foxsketch6543]

I am blessed… ;3;

[aseriouscomedian]

[ampervadasz]

[jaubaius]

Changeover🔊

[alexaloraetheris]

First, you think the bird is a fool.

They you realize the bird is smarter than you and actually checked first.

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Source: Mehdi Alibeygi

[rumze]

@todaysbird

[alexseanchai]

huh, the full video is almost two minutes long, and what got cut was entirely title and credits:

[atepa09]

Reblog for the full length one… because you know heaven forbid people credit artists for their hard work that made us laugh or smile.

[standardhiba]

[beardedmrbean]

[softlenaluthor]

THIS IS BRILLIANT.

[fandomsandfeminism]

By Caitlin Seida

[creekfiend]

I think that when you are thinking about planting roses, an important consoderation to keep in mind is that someday, you will die

[creekfiend]

Perhaps you love the meditative nature of caring for rose bushes but one day you will die, and no one will be able to manage the weirdly intense Gardening Regime that you set for everything you planted and your roses will become overgrown and dangerous and someone, perhaps, even, your beloved grandchild, will be obligated to take a pruning shear the size of their own fucking arm to a bunch of rose canes that are as big around as their own fucking wrist, PERHAPS, PERHAPS THESE THINGS MIGHT HAPPEN. JUST SOMETHING TO KEEP IN MIND.

[creekfiend]

This is a call out post for my grandfather who I love and miss very much every day... Wish he was still here with us, to trim his fucking rose bushes

[lovethroughdelusions]

Rose bushes are fucking monsters. My mom planted them in front of my sister and my windows so no one would sneak in bc thorns you know. And we can't kill them. We've tried. We've dug them up, poured kill shit on them, dug them up again. They just pop back up the next year like haha nice try! That was fun! We've given up all hope. Someday we will be free. We never water them. They are self sufficient and still thriving.

I hate rose bushes.

[badcushion]

Are you sure your family is not under a magical curse?

[creekfiend]

I am absolutely not sure of that at all and would in fact place a large amount of human money on the fact that we are

[kittydesade]

This makes me infinitely more wary of the rose bush that just fucking sprouted up outside my office window a few years after we moved here.

[silvermirror1997]

@thebibliosphere it's like Demon Rose!

[thebibliosphere]

Roses are indeed monstrous pains in the ass.

Depending on the species they’ll either die from too much/not enough sunlight or they’ll turn absolutely feral and devour two trellises, half a picket fence and just about everything else unfortunate enough to get in their way.

Naturally I’m planting more of them around the perimeter of my property. I want neither visitors nor survivors. Consider me socially distanced via rose bush. Six feet and advancing in all directions with worrying speed.

[ragingwerewolfdude]

I have lived in this house for over 17 years and out of the 4 rose bushes that were here when I moved it only 1 remains, the rest dried up or were eaten by dogs/gophers.

Meainwhile theres a patch of mint in the desert is call a back yeard that i have mowed and weed wacked but grows back yearly

[everythingfox]

“Fisherman rescues the little bird and the little bird gets the second chance in life.”

(via)

[flimflix]

[awsomecutecats]

I mean… who could resist…?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[official-lucifers-child]

gen z: *blurry stock photo of lemons with the caption “lemn”*

[valiant-stars]

Here have this

[official-lucifers-child]

yup.

[dechart]

[loudestcrowdever]

I laughed so hard at this