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[honkhonkhisss]

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(blog for goose! second main account so sometimes goose will still be anon. Do not ask to be goose’s child, adopted or otherwise, because this account is my stress relief by role playing as a chaos incarnate lol. Gender is meaningless to goose, pick whichever one you want)

tag key: honkhonk= not rp related, honkhonkhonk= rp related, *preens feathers*= ask answered, anons of a feather= named anon ask/reblog, cod oc rp blog/cod rp blog= self explanatory, open to rp= also self explanatory

[honkhonkhisss]

Item: The Glowing Code Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

What video game can you not complete without cheat codes?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

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*fluffs feathers*

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[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

Does anyone on base know what to do with a goose?

[dipidi-do-cod]

cook it

-dipstick

[sgt-artemis-owl-riley]

Eat it….

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

I've learned the goose is a soldier...

I might get fired if I cook it and eat it.

[sgt-artemis-owl-riley]

Ohhhh you mean the lieutenant, yeah no- we can’t eat it then

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

YOUR TELLING ME THE GOOSE IS A LT???!!

[private-boots]

Yeah...

@honkhonkhisss

[honkhonkhisss]

*waddles up behind Roach*

HONK HONK HONK

*glares at Roach and puffs up feathers*

[screecher-call]

*stares*

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🪿

*screech smiles, bending over*

Halo Goosey

Das es so cute!

*holds out hand*

(hello Goosey. You are so cute!)

[honkhonkhisss]

*looks at the hand then pecks it*

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[screecher-call]

Das feelz like its should hurt….

*tries to pat goose head with other hand*

[honkhonkhisss]

*glares at the other hand and starts pecking that one too*

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[screecher-call]

*stares*

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🪿

*screech smiles, bending over*

Halo Goosey

Das es so cute!

*holds out hand*

(hello Goosey. You are so cute!)

[honkhonkhisss]

*looks at the hand then pecks it*

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[honkhonkhisss]

*whispering to goose*

I vill give you pea snackz if you hizz at ze new recruits- just chase them a smidge, da?

-SCREECH

*happily eats peas then flies off to the yard where the recruits are at*

[price-ofthe-job]

Why Iz there a Joose on baze, Zir?

-screech

A goose? Oh that's the new LT. So respect the goose.

[gaz-asker]

What.

[lieut-callsign-smokes]

*leans on a table crossing arms *

Didn' know goosely was an L.t. do i nee' to gather more peas then?

-🚬

[honkhonkhisss]

honk

[gaz-asker]

*walks up to Gaz covered in fur clumps*

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🪿

what

[honkhonkhisss]

*starts preening feathers and shaking their beak to shake off the fur*

hisss

[honkhonkhisss]

*pets goose*

Hello goose

*walks away*

*leaves*

-🚬

*watches 🚬 walk away*

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*waddles after 🚬*

[lieut-callsign-smokes]

*chuckles*

We makin a train now eh?

Waddle all ya want goose

*continues to walk away*

-🚬

[honkhonkhisss]

*keeps waddling after*

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[honkhonkhisss]

*pets goose*

Hello goose

*walks away*

*leaves*

-🚬

*watches 🚬 walk away*

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*waddles after 🚬*

[honkhonkhisss]

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[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

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🪿

YOU 🫵

[honkhonkhisss]

*flaps wings*

HONK!

*pecks Roach’s hands*

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

*positions the goose into a gentle hold, while also having a firm grip on its neck. He starts carrying it off somewhere, to Price? Outside? Roach's vent space? Who knows*

[honkhonkhisss]

*keeps trying to peck Roach’s fingers*

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*struggles*

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[honkhonkhisss]

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[honkhonkhisss]

* places a small box of piled soft leaves near a couch *

You have been honkin' 'round lil' goose

'eres a bed if ya want a quick rest..

*leaves*

-🚬

*shuffles leaves around to goose’s liking then sits down on it*

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*preens feathers then tucks head in wing*

[taurzza]

[honkhonkhisss]

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[birdsnstuff2023]

American Kestrel and Purple Thistle A striking American Kestrel perched among vibrant purple thistles and sharp botanical details. This detailed botanical wildlife illustration captures the bold beauty of a focused nature moment.

[honkhonkhisss]

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[honkhonkhisss]

[He holds out a handful of fresh, neatly diced apples as a sort of peace treaty.]

*eats the apples*

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