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whooos-things

I need those guys…

Jimothyyyyyyyy!!!

derinthescarletpescatarian

#EXACTLY #Literally got this accusation twice #FROM MY COLLEGE PROFESSOR #same one both times #I literally explained in explicit detail that was how I write #sighhhh #honkreblogs

bog-teeth

good lord this art can fight

honktraband01

AWWWGHHHH MY SWEETHEART MY CUPID MY GIRLYYYYY TY FOR DRAWING MY DARLING VAMP

#MY BABYGIRLLK #artfight #artfight 2026

haoqw

First few attacks!

For SINBIOTIK, @draiama , SkepticalSkeptic, @honktraband01 , @lil-miss and @dooblez

Here’s my profile too!

#WAGHHHHHH #MY SONNNN #art fight #HES SO CUTE IN YOUR STYLEEEE #art fight 2026

guooey

leninisms

good by 2007 hello 2008!

grimeclown

“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please the meal would be great”

texcritterspizzajamboree

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

meme-loving-stuck

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

kaban-bang

time-and-spuds

Stupid German Joke I Just thought of in the train

(explanation for the non-German Speakers:

It's a Joke on the translation of "is" and "was" in German being "ist" and "war", which sound Like the Last parts of the Word "Archivist" and the German Translation "Archivar", respectively)

plague-b0y

WAIT OMG I FINALLY HAVE AN EXCUSE TO POST THE ARCHIFISK IT HAS A SIMILAR VIBE I WIN

segamascott

ovenroastedtwerkey

another $15 million to transgenders

systlin

Incidentally, if you are fishing any stream or river in the Mississippi river watershed and catch any fuckers that look like this;

DO NOT THROW THEM BACK FOR FUCK’S SAKE.

That’s an Asian Carp, and they ARE invasive. The Iowa DNR encourages people to catch, kill, and eat as many as possible.

They’re also tasty as hell, even though they’ve got lots of bones.

systlin

Also, yes, this fish has weird eyes that are set real low and look downwards.

It does not have two eyes on the same side; it just has a mark there that looks sorta like one.

Another pic;

They mostly eat plants, but sometimes will get snagged when line fishing. But, they also do THIS;

Midwesterners being who we are, we immediately knew what to do; BOWFISH THEM SHITS

And INVENT THE SPORT KNOWN AS ‘SCARPING’, which is just netting them out of the air/smacking them with baseball bats/spearing them with pitchforks/ect while waterskiing;

thatweirdlittlegothgirl-deactiv

See…I’m good with a bow…but not that good. I AM however much better with a net and having the prey come to me. …Does anyone want to take me to go Scarping?

systlin

You can also use a shotgun

The DNR actively encourages all inventive ways of killing them off that people can come up with. There’s no limit on them, so you can fill up the boat.

And they’re DANGED tasty. Nice mild firm white flesh.

cerulean-beekeeper-deactivated2

Only in American might you go shooting fish off the back of a moving boat.

numberlover1729

for the environment, yeah.

peashooter85

These things are a menace and they desperately need to be exterminated! They are a non native species that have devastated the ecosystem of the Mississippi River and are proceeding to invade all connected tributaries. They literally eat everything and reproduce leaving entire rivers lifeless wastelands. If they enter the Great Lakes it will be an ecological nightmare. For the love of all that is good and holy start murdering them with prejudice before it is too late!!!!