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I’m in college right now and I’m not gonna post anymore, thanks for everything. I’m going to commit massive tax fraud and evasion
Yandere Catra Alphabet
Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?
Catra shows her affection physically, she has to be holding your hand or touching you in some way, if you reject it, Catra will dig her claws into you.
Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?
Catra will kill or hurt anyone who even looks at you the wrong way, before she kidnapped you, she beat many of your friends and killed a person that had a crush on you
Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?
Catra will treat you well if you don’t misbehave, she will be like a normal girlfriend and tease you occasionally. If you don’t behave, you’ll be yelled at, beaten, mocked, starved.
Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?
Catra forces cuddles and kisses and affection.
Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?
It takes a while for Catra to be vulnerable to you, but she will be vulnerable when she 100% trusts you.
Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?
Angry, Catra LOVES you why are you mad at her. Catra will give you ONE warning before she punishes you.
Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?
It’s not a game to Catra, it’s love, she loves you and hates it when you try to escape.
Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?
The punishments after trying to escape. Catra is a skilled fighter and has gadgets from the horde and will use them on you.
Once you tried escaping in the middle of the night and Catra found out after she woke up from a nightmare and you weren’t there to comfort her.
She found you and dragged you back “home” and beat you for 30 minutes straight while yelling horrible things at you.
Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?
Together forever, internal love. Catra wants to spend the rest of her life with you and only you.
Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?
Catra gets very jealous and will kill the other person that DARES to talk to you. She might even punish you even if you didn’t talk or flirt with another person.
Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?
If you behave: Catra will kiss you and cling to you and tell you how much she loves you.
If you don’t behave: Catra will yell and scream at you, isolate you, starve you, beat you, come close to killing you.
Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?
Catra stalks you and watches you from afar to know your entire schedule and who you talk to, your likes, your dislikes, anything about you.
Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?
With you, Catra is more loving and caring and clingy and vulnerable.
Naughty: How would they punish their darling?
Beatings, starvation, isolation, killing people in front of you.
Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?
Quite a few, Catra would take away your sunlight, friends, a social life. When you’re being punished Catra takes away your food, water, love and affection.
Patience: How patient are they with their darling?
Catra is not patient at all, she will snap easily even if you talk about another person.
Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?
Catra will hunt you down like a mouse if you escape. If you die, she will never move on, she will cry and try to find another victim to replace you.
Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?
Very rarely, Only late at night when you’re sleeping but she shakes those thoughts from her mind and realizes you’re hers and only hers.
Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?
Shadow Weaver, being abused and abandoned made her into a yandere.
Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?
Catra does feel guilty when you cry after she yells at you, she tries to comfort you the best way she can.
Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?
After beating you, she will feel mega guilty and when you’re asleep, she will take care of your wound and apologize.
Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?
Faking your love for her, she might let you outside or unlock the door because she thinks you won’t leave her.
Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?
Yes Catra will beat you.
Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?
Catra would do anything to win you over.
Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?
Only a couple of days.
Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?
Catra would break you if that means you would love her.
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Congratulations, My Good Friend
@hoodie42069 , a good friend of mine, is now in college. I am beyond proud of them. They had been through a lot of struggles on their path, but they made it. I am eternally happy for them. And to you, Hoodie. Even if this is truly goodbye, as you do appear to be going inactive, I just wanted to say that you were a fine friend, and I care so much about you, and always will. Remember to have fun, get outside, and find friends who like the things you do. Remember to not lose that amazing sense of humour, or let go of the things you love, as they are what keep us human. You’re an incredible person and friend, Hoodie. Hang in there. We’re all here for you if you ever need us. Thank you for being here for me, as well as so many others. Your friend, CDM
This is so beautiful, thank you so much <3. I’m off to commit tax fraud and various war crimes in 73 different countries :)
I’m 18 today... why do I have the sudden urge to commit massive tax fraud
My graduation cap :)
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My graduation cap :)
My yearbook quote, I’m not sure when I’m supposed to get the book and this is my only proof of me putting this as my quote
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Happy 420 the greatest day of the year :)
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Committing crimes with grunkle stan headcanons
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If you’re committing crimes with Grunkle Stan that means you’re apart of his family.
Stan always says “when the cops aren’t around, anything’s legal.” Which is 100% true and you should believe.
The crimes you two commit can be anywhere from stealing an electronic badger to committing arson against a grandma and her knitting shop.
Grunkle Stan has you working at the mystery shack with Wendy and Soos. Wendy is aware that your Stan’s partner in crime but she won’t tell anyone.
Stan has taught you everything he knows on how to commit crimes and scam people.
He doesn’t care if you’re young or old, he just needs someone he can trust to commit crimes with him.
Most times when you’re working, you’re also planning future crimes.
Grunkle Stan loves your passion for crimes and he loves learning new ways to commit crimes.
After the Mystery Shack is closed and after Stan is done counting money from scamming tourists, you both get ready.
You both dress up in all black and get leave in the dead of night.
If it’s breaking in somewhere and stealing something, Stan picks the lock and you sneak in and grab anything you can.
If it’s committing arson, you’ll go in the place and drown it in lighter fluid and Stan will wait for you to come out and you’ll light it up together.
Stan would never ever leave you when you’re in the middle of a crime.
If the police show up, he’ll throw a smoke bomb that’s isn’t expired.
If you’re caught he’ll try to save you but he’s taught you how to escape handcuffs and jail.
After you’re both done committing arson or trashing an old lady’s house, Stan gets some beer for you both.
He doesn’t care if you’re underage, you’re gonna drink it.
Dipper and Mabel love you and you solve mystery’s with them and hang out with them during the day.
Stan will always split any money you two steal with you.
Stan loves you and he knows if he passes away, his crimes will continue on with you.
My older brother is turning 20 this week and I got him a nice card :)
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