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Leave it up to Kroger to have questionable holiday sweaters....

Admittedly I may be in the minority of crochet artist who crochets in a kayak. Take your crochet places. Like a fucking boss. 😎

#crochetaddict #kayaking #crocheteverywhere

It's gone already?!

7oz of yarn worked through in less than twenty-four hours.

My crochet speed ability scares me sometimes. It's mad I tell you.

I need more yarn....

#crochet addict #crochet problems

Definitely not an addict…

Nar: Homura is doing shopping in a plaza with a Kroger and a Joann's Fabric supply. Her dad tagged along by chance of meeting up on the bus by timing coincidence.

Homura: I need Tessemae's olive oil dressing for my mushrooms. Ooo, Joann is nearby. I haven't been in there in a while. I'll resist my urge of going to Joann. I'm not an addict.

Dad: Yes, you are.

Homura: Sssh. I'm trying to stay in a state denial here.

I bought two skeins of yarn. Joann had a sale.

#crochetaddict #shopping #crochet life

Me: Just a few more rows on my miku hat. I know I won't complete it by yoga class. I'll leave for yoga afterwards I promise.

Alarm: yoga starts in ten minutes.

Me: Crud! I'm going to be late! Panic mode.

Alarm and self: Why did I begin this twenty minutes before yoga?