[valtsv]

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

[valtsv]

[finalfantasyvii]

logged the fuck in

[allo-nsy]

So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

Dirt

Funeral Home

Weed

Grass

Holy Water

Laundromat

Leather

New Zealand 

Play-Doh 

Wet Garden

Tomato

Suntan Lotion

Sex on the Beach

Riding Crop

Soap

And Finally, Swimming Pool

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

The laundromat one actually smells really good, but when people asked me what scent i was wearing i was like ‘ummmmmmmmm’

[christineebersole]

catch me out here in my custom weed, holy water and riding crop scent I call it eau de sex positive portland youth pastor 

[femaleshits]

[porterr-robinson]

[teathattast]

sound: [ON]

[ot3]

OPEN RP

“Hey guys, I picked up some snacks from the corner store today. Would anyone like some.“

[vanillacorpse]

i, aslan of narnia, wonders if you bought any sprite

[ot3]

((A talking lion!?))

“Ah, sorry Aslan-san. They only had Sierra Mist. I hope that’s okay.”

[vanillacorpse]

oh ive never tried one. let me 

hhg. what is this flavor? 

AAAUUGHG ITRS FUCKING GOOD!

[solvatochrome]

when i travel i like to take hilariously bad pictures of common tourist things, because anyone can take a nice picture of them, so i’d rather take a shitty one i can laugh at later 

here’s this

[willieowinsbury]

continuing:

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

me to my daughter when I take away her yugioh cards for misbehaving: Say goodbye to exodia

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

julian you can’t react to every situation by taking away someone’s yugioh cards

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

oh you think so ren? Say goodbye to exodia.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[everydaylouie]

a computer dreams of being a cowboy

[brucicle]

[sympolite]

nothing tumblr could post on r/ambien will ever be as funny as this:

[epidaleacalamita]

[shesnake]

if ur gonna be attracted to men at least be funny about it

[play-doh-slut]

i’ve had a realization and i’m sure it’s been done before but-

millennial depression:

vs

gen z depression:

[cpunks]

that weird group of teens who were born 1999-2003 all experienced millennial depression around age 12 and then currently experience gen z depression

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[harpyhormones]

[beancrossing]

i think we’ve all been there tbh

[literallyaflame]

“wait so are u gen z or a millennial” dude idk i was born in 1997, everyone has an opinion about what generation i should be in except me. i don’t really remember the 90s cause i was too busy being born and shitting myself, but i remember dialup internet and shit. idk dude i’m so tired, like, i’m only legally old enough to drink as of a few months ago but im somehow already thousands of dollars in debt

[dingdongyouarewrong]

the struggles of the zillennials