ft. s.gojo, s.geto, k.nanami, t.fushiguro, c.kamo, r.sukuna, h.higuruma, y.itadori, m.fushiguro, y.okkotsu, t.inumaki
JJK men try to kiss you but you're talking too much!
a/notes:: basicallyyyy this is a straight copy from my tiktok, I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAYYYY LUV YALL hope u enjoy cus i know i did
genuinely NOOT proofread so yea
You could never catch Satoru complaining about you talking a lot.—He enjoyed it, after all.
But the moment where he was completely staring at your lips while you blabbed about your day, was the most frustrated he had been in months.
"So when he told me to 'finish the paperwork' I told him to go fuck himself 'cause that was crazy..." He nods, not because he was listening, but because he was mesmerized about how your lips looked when you said 'fuck'.
Unfortunately for you, you didn't get to finish the conversation before his lips pressed against yours. "Mnmh…. Wait, you told who to go fuck himself?"
Suguru was a great listener, and that meant that he just stared at you while you talked. Which, surprisingly, worked.
Today was no different, he sat in front of you while you told him about your week. The story wasn't meant to be too long—nothing much had happened that week anyway, but you trailed off into another detail every time you remembered, so it felt eternal. So eternal that Suguru's patience started to run out. His eyes were stuck to your lips, like that was the only story he was interested in. "Then, on Wednesday, I found this-"
Your words were cut off by a kiss, a kiss that wasn't as long as your story.
He leaned back, clearly proud. "Sorry, you can continue."
Kento was very much used to your conversations, he was invested. While you ranted, he just listened calmly, like he was genuinely interested.
And you believed that he was invested in your stories, so you just kept talking. But one evening, his gaze looked different.—He didn't nod as much and he wasn't leaving as much comments as usual. You knew something was wrong. So you tried speaking straight gibberish, just to see if he'd wake up. "I don't want potatoes, I said. Then the cow looked at me and started dancing flamenco.." Well, that didn't work. His eyes were especially stuck on your lips, for some reason.
Before you knew it, he leaned slightly forward and placed a gentle kiss on your lips, leaned back and finally came back to reality. "Yes, I understand."
Toji didn't give a flying fuck about what you were talking about. But it was okay, because WHAT was he going to do? Pay you to stop talking?
You plopped on the couch beside him while he was eating, "you won't believe what happened." He just kept eating, a low groan leaving his throat. "What." You started with your story while he just kept staring at the TV. You knew he wasn't paying attention, so then you said - "And he said 'Can I get your number?'-" His head turned left so fast you heard a crack sound. "Who-Who the fuck asked for your number?" You didn't hesitate, "Cute guy next door."
He blinked at you for a few seconds before he threw the spoon somewhere and grabbed your chin, kissing you all over your face while muttering; "I'll kill him. The fuck he thought this was-?"
Choso's sweet soul couldn't bear the thought of you being interrupted. He knew how much you loved to talk, and he would rather swallow nail clippings than break your enthusiasm.
He sat 'criss cross applesauce' in front of you while you talked. It's not like he didn't love hearing you talk. It also wasn't just about your voice,— It was the face expressions, the hand signals, the way you would smile at him. All of those things made him love to just sit and hear you talk. But, another thing about Choso was his neediness. So when his eyes started to focus on your lips, he knew it was over.
The slightest pout grew on his face, and he raised his index finger hesitantly. "I'm sorry. Can I kiss you, please?"
Ryomen couldn't care less about what you talked about. But he needed entertainment, and hearing you blab about the stupidities you had done that day was sometimes better than eating humans— at some point he got bored of that.
Today you had to walk behind him while he pretended not to care, talking a little louder so he couldn't escape hearing you. "I told them that I heard- Ryo, you're not listening." He just kept walking, and even thought he was in fact listening, he scoffed. "I can't bring myself to care about your little inconveniences."
You froze and decided to just be quiet. Until, he turned around and lifted your face with a hand on your chin. "But you should still put that mouth to good use before I do it myself.
Hiromi was the least person who could complain about you talking too much. His whole job was about talking. He might seem like he was annoyed by it but he was more than invested.
You had a problem, just a small argument with a friend. That you couldn't quite call 'friend' right now. It wasn't too much of an issue to be a legal conflict but it sure pissed you off at the time. And Hiromi was right there to help you. "I just can't believe what happened. I went to social media and saw how she was at the event I introduced her to. And she didn't invite me." He nodded, noticing how you got more and more frustrated once again. He knew when you got irritated, you spoke in 2x speed, and he didn't want that.
So, before it could get to that stage, he leaned in slowly and caught your lips in a sweet kiss. "You didn't deserve that. Now, take a deep breath for me."
Yuji was clearly not the type to listen. He looved to talk. So when he met you and realized you had the same habit as him, it was like a 1v1 of chirping birds.
You both sat in front of each other. And at first, he was calm and collected, he was listening and nodding like a good boyfriend. Until he just had to put his 23445 cents in. "I know! But then when they turned to me I was like-" You cut him off, "You know what actually pissed me off-" And, he cut you off back. "The fact that they left out of nowhere, that was crazy!" A slight huff of air left your lips before you took both of you into 'final boss' level. You spoke in a way that left no room for butt-ins.
You saw the way his lips parted and closed again and again, until he jumped towards you and shut you up with a kiss. "My-turn!"
Megumi's deal was simple. He would just let you talk while he listened. But sometimes, that plan went so well that you had to check in to make sure he was breathing.
Today was nothing out of the ordinary. He just sat beside you, eyes looking into yours as you talking about your day. You sometimes got distracted with his pretty eyes, even thought he looked like he was in a coma. Every time you asked a question, he just 'hm'd like a dying hamster. It got so bad that he started blinking slowly. "Okay- Megumi are you okay?" He blinked twice at your concerned expression and nodded slowly. "I just feel like you have 3 minutes left in this earth."
He just chuckled at that, the softest smile left in his lips when he leaned in to place a just as soft peck on your lips. "Your voice is just so calming."
Yuta was a fantastic listener. He wasn't the issue, the problem was the way his face looked when he was listening. It was so adorable that it distracted you, making you fumble your words.
His cute face was not going to stop you, though. You were going to talk his ear off and he was going to sit there and take it. It helped that you looked away from him, but every time you did that, he smiled—like he knew. After half an hour of talking, he was still listening. But, at one point you forgot about his effect on you and looked up. You were met by a furrowed brow and his lower lip slightly jutted out.
Immediate blue screen. "And then- then-then-" The weirdo just giggled, his eyes narrowing with the smile. He leaned forward and placed an encouraging kiss on your lips. "Focus, pretty face."
Toge HAD to be the best listener of all time. The greatest out there. Not because of his understanding skills. But because he couldn't interrupt you in way that was rude.
That was good, sometimes. But not today. Because as you were sitting outside in the grass, a ladybug crawled up your arm. You obviously didn't feel it since you were talking, but he was trying to warn you. "I was honestly so surprised that they did that-" He was really trying to listen, but his eyes kept going back to the insect. "Salmon." Your hungry ass looked around the environment, searching for the delicious plate of fish. "Where?"
Toge sighed and leaned swiftly forward, cupping your cheek before kissing you softly. Simultaneously picking the lady bug off. He finally leaned back, shooting you a look that said; "Never be that dumb again."
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