Considering I don't really post original stuff that much I thought I'd make one so people have an idea of who they're talking to🤔
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HI!!!!!!!!!!!! You can call me Ludie (or anything else you think of); am a minor so NSFW DNI. This is um. a tword blog; if you think that's weird (or you don't know what it is) this place is prob not for you😊
Yes yes I'll admit it, *deep breath*, I do like tickling but it's not a fetish nor a kink, I see it as wholesome and fun and a way of bonding and nothing else; and as indicated by the usename, I am mostly a lee (except for the occasional ler mood when it comes to certain people teehee)
I'm a bit socially awkward online, but I promise I'm not mean nor do I judge anyone so please come and chat!!! I'd love to be friends🥺
I have no idea what I'm gonna post here but I guess mostly random thoughts when I'm in the mood🤷♂️ (fun fact: I DO write fanfics once in a while, but they often end up unfinished and hence unposted due to SERIOUS procrastination,,,, if we become friends I might send you ideas and drafts tho
Fandoms and interests under cut👀 (it's gonna be looooooong)
I've seen a lot of stuff, or at least started a lot (normal font for stuff I've watched; italics for unfinished, or finished but I forgot a lot about; bold for current hyperfixation (if you ask me I'll probably rant about it) ); stuff that's on here has occupied my mind for at least a week (otherwise the list would be too long lol); in no specific order:
TV SERIES:
-Sherlock
-Doctor Who
-Good Omens
-Hazbin Hotel
-Gentleman Jack
-The Good Doctor
MOVIES:
-Marvel (more specifically; avengers, thor, doctor strange, captain america, guardians of the galaxy, spiderman)
-Harry Potter (and Fantastic Beasts
-Batman (the christian bale/nolan version)
-Tenet
-The Greatest Showman
-Wicked
-The Lion King (and Mufasa)
-How to Train Your Dragon
-Wonka
-The Hunger Games
etc.,,,,
MUSICALS:
-Phantom of the Opera
-Cats
-Les Miserables
-Hairspray
-Hamilton
-Hadestown
-Into The Woods
-Wicked
French:
-Mozart L'Opera Rock
-Notre Dame de Paris
-Le Rouge et le Noir
-Le Roi Soleil
-Don Juan
-Romeo et Juliette
BOOKS:
-Warriors
-Of Mice and Men
-The Odyssey
-Harry Potter
-Percy Jackson
-The Hunger Games
-Wings of Fire
-Sherlock Holmes
-Good Omens
-Fingersmith
-Divergent
-Neverwhere
-and a loooooooooot more (ask me for details if you wanna know)
Other stuff I'm interested in:
MBTI and Jungus 8 functions
Psychology
Linguistics
Classical music
Greek mythology
So... I guess that's all?? For now... might edit later... (shuffles around) 'Twas nice meeting you! :3
forget about resting bitch face, I have resting bitch voice. people get mad at me for sounding sarcastic when I'm not being sarcastic and then don't believe me when I say I'm not being sarcastic because I still apparently sound sarcastic when I say I'm not sarcastic
shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it
I don’t really have anything to say other than I was thinking about you recently and I hope you have a nice day :)
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also, I’m kind of feeling super lee for you right now and I don’t know why really but um yeah you’re probably not really surprised by this
I didn’t originally plan on writing that last part but it just came to me…
!!! Hiiiiiiiii
Aaaaaa it's been so long since we last talked😭I've been super busy
And oh wow what a coincidence! I've been feeling surprisingly ler recently…
I would totally wreck you to pieces if you were right beside me. I want to hear your adorable giggles as I pinch your sides and scribble on your tummy… but alas, physical distance
Oh also seeing this ask instantly made my mood so much better :)
Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖
If you had to learn what the F keys on your computer do through me reblogging this post, then I'm glad you did. Computer literacy is not a skill that gets taught anymore, and it is absolutely one that needs to be taught in order to be learned. Don't ever feel bad for not knowing something, but ☝️ don't ever stop learning learning about your environment, the tools you use, and especially the people around you
aaaaahhhh I envy you not having to go to school... (I'm in French class rn :(
I'm super busy as usual,,, preparing for a performance and a competition and IELTS (english test) and a research project AND mock exams at the same time is terrifying.
Funnily enough, everyone I know (including myself) is feeling confused these days... my friend says it might have something to do with like the magnetic field of the Earth or something :/
like I can understand why I people like his music (and I do too, don’t get me wrong
but I think his just a bit overrated out of all the composers…?
I’m gonna offend all the Tchaikovsky fans lol
maybe he’s just not my style really… but anyways what do you think about this?
sorry I was just bored and this thought came into my head lol
Hmmmmmm yeah I think I get what you mean...
I quite like some of his pieces but I agree he is a bit overrated compared to other composers lol
I feel like he's so popular because his music suits most people's taste? He does write really nice melodies… While the other composers are like slightly more 'experimental' and not many people get their music🤔
You know I often wonder what you look like🤔 (your face I mean) but I’m preeeeetty sure it’s not as bad as you think ;) Everyone I know who is insecure about their appearance actually looks really good😭
At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.
Man behind me having unhinged phone conversation. There is an internationally famous dairy in the area I was visiting and he was commissioned by the lady on the other end of the phone to collect specific cheeses from there. The lady is very high strung about the type and condition of the cheese.
The man does not know from cheese. The man "ain't never seen no cheese but orange before" and "I showed ya list to the cheese lady so if it's wrong it's her fault ok?"
I am 80% sure she sent him there for a really specific bleu cheese, 40% sure he does not have the very specific bleu cheese, and 100% sure he's done with her shit.
Our flight is delayed.
He does not have the cheeses in a cooler, just a regular backpack.
I need to emphasize that there is no cooler bag in the backpack. He has Jansport backpack that is jam-packed with cheeses. There is apparently $405 dollars worth of cheeses in that backpack, which I know because he has been trying to get the lady to venmo him the expense, which she has failed to do. It is unclear whether his relation to the lady is romantic, familial or what, but I'm leaning towards "what".
Two more people have joined us. One is a very elegant man with a perfect manicure in a tailored business suit, the other is a neon-haired person of indeterminate gender wearing a fox kirigumi. The Shiba Inu has been staring at the latter for three minutes now.
Cheese man has been demanding payment because apparently he went like six hours out of his way and paid with his own money and between the cheese and price of gas, he is pretty sure he does not have enough money in his account for an Uber home.
The lady is FLABBERGASTED that he is demanding payment at all, as she was under the impression he was doing this for her out of the goodness of his heart.
He's not having it. He's insisting she told him she would pay him back- he would have gotten her maybe one cheese somewhere closer to his business in the area out of love, but he went out of his way because she agreed to pay him costs+ extra to cover it.
"YOU ALWAYS DO THIS! YOU ALWAYS DO THIS AND I FALL FOR IT EVERY TIME! NO! NO! FUCK YOU! IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA PAY ME, YOU DON'T GET FANCY CHEESE."
"OR ELSE WHAT?"
"I'm gonna-? THE BABY SHOWER? MONICA CAN'T EVEN HAVE THIS CHEESE SHE'S PREGNANT!"
"The cheese lady asked if it was for someone because the mushrooms or whatever in the cheese are dangerous for the baby or something?? You wanna poison Monica?"
"WHY WOULD I LIE ABOUT THAT?"
"YEAH OF COURSE I GOT THE CHEESE, THATS WHY I DON'T GOT MONEY FOR UBER!"
"YEAH, GO TELL! GO TELL MOMMA I STOPPED YOUR STUPID ASS FROM KILLING MONICA OR THE BABY! FUCK!"
*hangs up phone*
*head in hands, borderline hyperventilating*
The man in the three piece suit is in the chair next to him. He waits a moment, then reaches into his carryon and pulls out an entire bottle of wine with the TSA pre check sticker on it, and taps cheese guy on the shoulder.
"If your friend doesn't want it, would you be amenable to having it right now?"
1. This is some fucking great Camembert. I have compensated cheese guy accordingly. So have like six other people. He's recouped like half his losses.
2. Cheese guy is crying a little about the cash and opening up about his problems. The cheese lady is his younger sister. Suit guy is being very generous with his Pinot Blanc. We are having a picnic/improv family therapy session.
3. This is apparently the latest in a long string of his sister asking for something and then flaking when he asks to be paid back. Started with paying him back only some of what he was owed, then claiming something she paid for him was of equal value when it was not, then recently telling him his memory is wrong and he said it was a gift or that he'd do it for free.
"Yeah, the specific thing of trying to convince you your memory is unreliable is called gaslighting and it's really fucked up." I say
"yeeeeah. The other stuff I forgave because she's never really had a good job so she can't pay me back all the time but at least she was making an effort y'know? But that was. That was over the line."
"If you haven't already, check on the rest of your family's finances. My brother started trying to gaslight everyone when he started stealing from our parents." Says Pinot Blanc.
4. Shiba Inu Lady has purchased a cheddar. Apparently, the dog's name is Donut, and he's her service dog because she's severely visually impaired.
"Oh, he's a guide dog?" Asks cheese guy.
"oh, no." She laughs. "He's too short, and the way my eyes are, it's easier for me to navigate with a cane. No, the problem I have is that some morally impaired people see the cane and think they can get away with stealing my bag or assaulting me because I wouldn't be able to give a description- which is wrong, but rather than deal with that I got Donut, and he helps me by howling at anyone who gets in my personal space and biting anyone who grabs me!"
"Uh." Says Kirigumi. "He's been staring at me do I need to back up or..?"
"Ohdear! No, no- He wasn't looking at you! He loves cheese but he knows he's not supposed to beg so he decided the way to deal with something he wants but can't have is to stare in the other direction."
"OKAY!" Says Kirigumi. "I'm wearing fox pajamas and thought like. He thought I was another dog or something."
"No, no- he doesn't care about dogs, and you get a warning before he goes for the calves. Very helpful, when I was living in Italy!"
"Oh what part? I have family in Tuscany." Says Pinot.
"Does he want a cheese? There is still so much cheese." Says cheese guy.
1. Cheese guy has sold all but two or three cheeses that he an Pinot are going to eat on the flight.
2. I know they're planning to continue because Pinot talked to the gate agent so he and cheese guy can sit together and talk about family drama and cheese.
3. Pinot has been teaching him about different types of cheese and how to enjoy them.
4. Cheese guy apparently repairs computers and other technology devices for a living and is currently doing the software version of scraping barnacles and other crap off Pinot'macbook.
5. Pinot is now convinced that cheese guy is the smartest and most interesting man in the world.
Ok so the Wifi wasn't working on the plane (also like, nonstop turbulence) and also they got seated in a different row from me, but:
Now that I've heard the word aloud, and they are an astrophysicist. Who correctly believes in being comfy as fuck on planes. They are also familar with the concept of a meet-cute and is rooting for them too.
Got to walk the nice lady and her Tactical Assault Shiba to her next gate because it was on the way out and talk for a bit. Donut is called that not because he is the color of a Donut (which he is) but because he likes to sleep curled up in a perfect circle. He has a sister who does the same thing named Bagel.
Lost track of Pinot and Cheeseguy for a bit but when I saw them again at Baggage claim, Cheeseguy was holding both their jackets, and Pinot was on the phone to his hotel about "Well do you have any rooms with TWO beds?". The rest of the call indicated that yes, there were rooms with two beds, but Readers, I Had A Moment.
:)
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my first ever exposure to the tickle community was fanfiction on DeviantArt. I was scared my mother would somehow be able to see my search history on there (even though it's not Google) so instead of searching directly, I used the "see more like this" section to hop from one tickle fic to another. I memorized a straight-up subway map of which fics to click on to get me to the one I was looking for
This post goes out to my lees that aren’t really ticklish but still absolutely love being tickled. You deserve all the pokes and squeezes even if you only give a silly grin and squirm a little
