break the world that has tried to break you.

an indie multimuse for syfy's magicians written by marty.

[hopemagics]

biirdbone‌ / emma.

             Marina takes it out of her hands and Emma can finally relax a bit. Her eyes were getting super dry after all that staring - but it’s not until the little dude is in the box that she finally takes a breath.           “I was in Hell earlier today. There’s like this woodland area that’s like, filled with rejects… that little shit jumped me while I was on my way out.”  

     ‘ You brought a Hell-Reject back to my safe house? ’ There’s a moment where Marina threatens to tip one way or the other. Either Emma needs to fear for her safety or --- ‘ Oh. ’ She sounds pleased. A smile spreads slowly across her face, like she’s just realised how exciting this is. ‘ Oh, this is good. ’ She turns back to inspecting the tin, smile still firmly in place. ‘ What does it take to tame one of these little shits? ’ 

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biirdbone‌ / emma.

        “I put in like fifty applications just to get an appointment with you and this is what you tell me? Your system’s shit, and you’re full of shit. I know you have access to this information.” 

     ‘ Hey, I’m sorry about your girlfriend. I get it. ’ He does. Sincerely. But, for one thing, he’s not gonna be the guy who lets Marina Andrieski waltz right back out of Hell, and there’s a larger narrative that needs to play out. Marina-40 isn’t in it. ‘ But nobody here is gonna tell you where she is. You know that, right? ’ 

[supergayheros]

Why do you care?

Curious. Just cause - I don’t know. I want to be your friend, I guess

[hedgebtch]

FEN! Live from Fillory: Girl Power.

Well, slap my ass and call me Umber.

What are you doing? 

What the hell is happening?

That’s my phone, I’ve got three bars.

You guys are from Earth, you know how technology works.

So! Anyways! This isn’t about me - well, it is, but.

I’ll let you keep that book open, ‘cause I feel a little scared of you.

You’re more of a Joy, you’re more of a Whoopi, I’m definitely Barbara.

I’ve never experienced that word. Whoopi like whoopee cushion?

How do you feel about the magical surge that’s happening-

Let’s tell the people, what are we trying to solve?

Oh, yeah, let’s just solve it. Let’s just fix everything and save the world, just like that.

Ooh, it’s so easy. It’s so simple.

God, I love this positivity!

You always spell your name with an exclamation mark? I kind of like that idea, actually.

We are trying to fix the surge and save the world right now, so can we just focus on that?

I’m so uncomfortable right now.

Can I touch you?

Careful, she hits.

Are you defensive?

We’d like to delve into your personal trauma and past and what brought you to this place.

The reason why we work so hard at saving the world is so we don’t deal with our personal feelings. Have you not learned that by now? We SHOVE it down as FAR as we can, and we OPEN A BOOK and we say “HOW CAN WE SAVE THE WORLD?!” And then we just KEEP. ON. SAVING IT.

What do you guys think about… interrelations with animals and humans?

On Earth, it’s kind of frowned upon.

Wait, what do people do here?

I mean, do you want me to go into detail..?

I would take some details. It’s been a while.

You know what’s worrying to me though, is, uh, sexting in Fillory.

There’s something very uncomfortable about saying “fuck me daddy” right to a fuzzy bunny.

Questing creatures only ever choose white males. Why is this? Is it like that on Earth, or is it kind of the opposite?

Every time I come to Fillory, I try to track down the unicorns, and I know that there ARE unicorns here. I’ve seen them in books, I’ve just never found them. And there was a time when I was really depressed and I wanted to move to Fillory and work on a unicorn farm, I just don’t know where they are.

Sleep paralysis! Another thing that’s hitting Fillory because of the magical surge!

No one will ever fucking answer me about the unicorns.

[highkingfen]

Live from Fillory with Fen

(Day Six part Four)

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it’s 1:11am and i’m just shitpostin it’s fine

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

faq

q: can you be stopped

a: absolutely not

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

please stop asking if theres any way to stop me theres not

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

im literally getting billions and billions of asks begging for a way to stop me and I’m sorry its literally impossible I won’t quit and I won’t die

[yetmorememes]

the witcher (2019) series one sentences, episodes 5&6. some minor edits for ease of use; feel free to change pronouns, etc.

This isn’t who you are.

Run. I said run!

You don’t know what you’re doing.

Isn’t it lovely, the life we’ve chosen?

I see a lot of myself in you.

There is no “us”. There’s only me.

Love. That’s nice, but not on the cards for me.

Are you familiar with who I am? 

Well, won’t you end this rather melodramatic suspense and tell me?

The sword of destiny has two edges.

I fear I shall die brokenhearted.

I can’t sleep.

You know, somebody once said to me that destiny is just the embodiment of the soul’s desire to grow.

I mean, are you trying to hurt my feelings?

I just want some damn peace!

What aren’t you saying? Tell me.

They will come after you.

I am here to offer you a chance for redemption.

How did we get this way? 

I gave you all I could give.

Everyone else is boring.

Nobody smart plays fair.

Happy childhoods make for dull company.

Tell me, are there women who find this coarseness charming?

I’m not easily satisfied.

You have a strong will but you can’t contend with me.

You’re in love with her?

Well, I was having a rather lovely dream which then turned into a nightmare.

Do not tell me that this is finally the moment you’ve decided to actually care about someone other than yourself?

Can’t you see what this is doing to you?

What matters is I’ve found my way back to you.

You’re my family too now, remember? 

Your destiny is in your own hands and no one else’s.

Thank you. For everything.

This is a first for me, and that’s saying something.

Don’t trouble yourself on my account.

You feel it just the same as me, that hole inside you.

Come with me. I’ll show you what you’re missing.

Wait, what? No one mentioned anything about impending death!

You worry if you blink, you’ll never see her again.

You’re in love with her. 

She’s plenty able of murdering you herself.

I hate to break it to you, but that ship has sailed, wrecked and sunk to the bottom of the ocean.

Every time I’m near you, I say more in five minutes than I’ve said in weeks.

Every time I’m near you, I say more in five minutes than I’ve said in weeks. And I always regret it.

You did your best. There’s nothing else you could have done.

Look, why don’t we leave tomorrow?

Life is too short. Do what pleases you while you can.

Is this not what you came for?

It’s hard to regret something you didn’t choose.

Do I bore you?

Before we met, the days were calm and the nights were restless.

If I stay with you any longer, I’ll be dead too.

I didn’t need your help!

You flit about like a tornado, wreaking havoc, and for what?

Why is it whenever I find myself in a pile of shit these days, it’s you shovelling it? 

We cannot mistake the stars reflecting in a pond for those in the night sky.

Do not despair. We will find her.

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hi please like this for a starter! if you could spec a char, i’d appreciate that. if you could request someone other than marina, i’d love that too thanks. 

[queenrojpag]

The magicians meme - [1/9] characters ↳ Margo Hanson

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magicaepoena‌ / james.

      FREE HAND WAVES IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET QUENTIN’S NEGATIVE COMMENT AWAY.    the other picks up a drink , taking a quick swig.    arm moves around quentin’s shoulders , pulling him to look at the rest of the party.    now , who can he set him up with ?    ❛    no , no , no , get that shit outta your head man.    we just gotta find you a nice , nerdy girl.    how about the blonde there , with the glasses ?    ❜

     ‘ I dunno, man. ’ He’s going to embarrass himself like he always embarrasses himself. It’s excruciating. ‘ I’d really rather just --- ’ He sighs, fully aware that James isn’t gonna let him slink away to go and read his Fillory books in his room. Again. For the five-hundredth time. ‘ Glasses... don’t mean a girl’s a nerd, it just means she needs glasses. ’ 

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oh, also as a note --- like, i’ll acknowledge julia’s plot for the second half of s5 as canon, i just don’t really wanna write any threads with penny in, like, the thick of it. lots of it just makes me uncomfortable! but obviously it’s a big thing, especially for penny, so i won’t ignore it --- just don’t ask me to write it, thank you! 

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@biirdbone​.

     ‘ I work for the Library. Not Hades. I can’t tell you where your girlfriend is. ’ Well, he can. Penny knows where she is, he’s just not gonna tell her. 

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@kingbambie​. call.

     ‘ We only get one shot at this. You sure you’re good? ’ 

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hi please like this for a starter! if you could spec a char, i’d appreciate that. if you could request someone other than marina, i’d love that too thanks. 

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biirdbone‌ / emma.

          “—It used The Force.”     Enough said. She does keep looking at the thing, though. Now that she’s not actually fighting it she can see that Marina is more or less correct. Baby Yoda would never do this to her. The search goes on…      “Could you get me a tissue as well please?” 

     She’s back with a little tin and a box of tissues that she dumps on the nearby table. Carefully, she takes the gremlin out of Emma’s hands, puts it in the tin and casts something. And then she turns to Emma. 

     With feeling: ‘ Where the fuck did you find that thing? ’ Don’t get her wrong, she’s happy it happened, she just wants to know how the fuck it got into the safe house. 

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biirdbone‌ / emma.

           “I mean– This thing used The Force on me.”          Emma looks away for a second and the thing lurches in her hand. She’s quick to yoink it back and secure her grip on it. No letting Evil Baby Yoda loose in the safehouse!      “I hit my head really hard.” 

     ‘ We had this talk last week, hon. ’ She touches Emma’s shoulder. ‘ Baby Yoda isn’t real. It can’t hurt you. ’ She points with that same hand to the gremlin that is currently not-writhing in Emma’s hands but probably will be in a second. ‘ That little bastard’s gonna kill you, though. Keep looking at it --- I’m gonna get a box. ’