Soymilk

Enrique. 26. Oakland. Bean on this hell website since I was 13  

[dogmonologue]

Oh you like community? Name every person

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

[dogpuppy]

[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

[just-sans-things]

[nflstreet]

[skunkes]

[strawberry-crocodile]

shout out to the old guy who orders egg wraps from my job every day and came in on christmas with a $25 gift card for the two transfems on staff and no one else. the one true ally.

[themainspoon]

Old Men when that egg wrap hits:

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[teathattast]

[importantpics]

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[loveridden1999]

what are white gay men going through

[hrtreuptakeinhibitor]

Come get your shit blown smooth off at La Quinta Inn & Suites