hopetoexist

This is what I’ve learned in my life: headbanging is crucial, growing up is hard to do, some jellybeans taste nasty, and there’s nothing wrong with wearing a dress.

[memeuplift]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sleepy-bebby]

[casablancabogart]

[foreveriallyzombified]

you know he ate a bee

[memewhore]

[theraddestpotato21]

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

The "My Eyes Are Up Here" hat but with those alien googly eyes bouncing above it

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

Outfit idea

[pseudomantis]

tried to step on a bug and it parried me and broke my ankle

[ponpon-witness]

[huffylemon]

are these my only options

[onlytwitterpics]

[richwhiteboys-deactivated201604]

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bloomsivans]

15 year old me meeting 20 year old me

15 year old me: So, did you get into the school of your dreams? Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend, I don’t know? Do you a drivers’ license? Do you have a car? Did you move out? Are you happy with your life? 20 year old me:

[cinquespotted]

[stephanievex]

when someone says, “Oh, shut up, you know you love me!”:

[lunchparade-deactivated20201030]

When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree