[drunkavenger]

*Sam and Bucky in the parking lot of a gas station*

Bucky, yelling across the parking lot: buy me a diet cola!

Sam, yelling back: I ain’t buying you shit!

Also Sam: *buys it for him anyway*

[samsbarnes]

bucky “i’LL jUsT sTaY aT mY hOtEL” barnes and sam “PLEASE STAY FOREVER” wilson | tfatws 1.05

[cerullos]

this is still….so funny

[unknownknights-blog]

It was

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Great thing about this episode is they blew the whole VFX budget for the season and basically the entire music budget on Tainted Love and Toxic that it resulted in cheaper effects and a cheaper score for the rest of the season and they really didn’t have to do that.

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

no, I digress, they did have to do that and aren’t we glad they did

[aceofsquiddles]

I was thinking about how ‘Grinch’ and ‘Scrooge’ are words for people who hate Christmas but aren’t exact synonyms and then this chart happened.

[lesbianrey]

idk what young person on the internet needs to hear this but you are not obligated to share any personal details about yourself online. in fact im gonna straight-up circle back to 00s era advice and say being anonymous is good actually

[themauvesoul]

Hate diet culture so much bitches will b like “don’t eat processed carbs they’re so bad for you” like and??? So what?? God did not give us grain and stone to grind it with for no reason. Bread is inevitable. Bread is food for the heart and the soul. U think I’m gonna give that up in pursuit of instagram fitness?? U think I’m gonna deny myself the simple pleasure of toast with jam so I can endlessly chase an ever-shifting standard of beauty that ultimately means nothing? In 20 years I will no longer be beautiful and in 60 my body will be vacant food for other, smaller creatures. But the taste of fresh bread? Of homemade donuts and still-warm pie? I will carry the taste on my tongue into whatever follows this life. So like. Stop telling me I should diet lmao. I’m not abt to martyr myself just to get a man to look at me.

[mockiatoh]

Op genuinely thank you for this

[darkestcinema]

renaissance in the 21st century

[classicsclique]

this is fascinating

[poinsciuri]

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

[poinsciuri]

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

[rabnerd28]

every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment

[marilyncornrow]

Ok that last bit was such a fucking mood

[mysharona1987]

FFS.

[busstop]

Kellyanne Conway didn't even care about protecting her child when she knew she'd tested positive for Covid. Lied to her about her test result, so she didn't even have the option of protecting herself from her mother's infection.

[communistbussy]

Kellyanne did all that and STILL doesn’t understand why her daughter is filing for emancipation from her

[mischiefwinzthewar]

✨ Normalize ending a show where the natural narrative ends and not dragging it out until the characters are unrecognizable and your theme collapses on itself ✨

[gaynehollander]

if you think i won’t go back and reblog the post from a blog i don’t follow just to get your unnecessary comment off a good post then you’ve got the wrong bitch

[glumshoe]

if a werewolf dies but they were an organ donor does someone get a new kidney that turns into a wolf kidney once a month

[causual-unknown-hideout]

imagine having a feeling of pure bloodlust radiate from one side of your mid-back approximately every 28 days

[glumshoe]

I don’t need to imagine

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sharlatan-ka]

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

People on Facebook got angry at him and accused him of abusing his cat because he had him in the tub “against his will” not knowing that that breed needs daily batheing to keep their coat healthy and it’s wild. He was just being positive and cute and people were shitting on him.

[barefeetinsoil]

You don’t need to bathe your cat every day. They do that themselves.

But once or twice every few months is okay to my understanding

[fragilefox]

Ravioli is a cornish rex, meaning he doesnt have fur, only “down”. cornish rexes lack the guard hairs that repel dust, allergens, grime etc and need to be fully bathed at least once every 7 days & wiped with a warm washcloth 1-2 times daily, more if the house the cat lives in is particularly dusty or has lots of airborne pathogens. it’s the same with Sphynx (hairless) cats, which iAmMoshow (the guy in the vid) also owns! iirc he has two sphynxes, ravioli, and a standard domestic shorthair. he knows what hes doing!

[babyanimalgifs]

A gorgeous little puma cub checking out a wildlife cam 

(via)

[dreamingsnowflake2013]

At this point, virtually no one believes Lee Gon is entirely straight.