i like turtles

you, me, pizza, let's go

[october-wing]

Not taking any chances

[evienator]

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

[daincamarissa]

Lord please 🙌🙌

[studybuddyx]

Just in case 😊

[horandouss]

somebody talk to meeeeeee, if you have kik that’d be cooool

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[ifyoucandream-it]

[disneydear]

I will never let myself scroll past a picture of Walt and not reblog it. I feel like I’d be dishonoring him, and he’s just done so much for me that it’s just not right.

[gambler-x-deactivated20180223]

Mr. Disney

[fishpun]

Bless this man for enriching my childhood.

[fyiconicboyz]

People who don’t reblog this

DISHONOR

DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY

DISHONOR ON YOU

DISHONOR ON YOUR COW

[karenz0]

THE FACT THAT ITS IN COLOR AS WELL OH MY GOD MY HEART

[mentalmeles]

Hello, Mr. Disney.

[thomas-dolan-deactivated2015072]

DISHONOR ON YOUR COW

[doverstar]

We all love this man we’ve never even met

[gold]

he’s my hero

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[oceanabylonianshell-deactivated]

oh god I’m excited so excited help me out roger you got this

[mudkip-vevo]

Please give me my financial aid back, Roger. I need it to go back to college.

[artemistyck]

wtfn

[calumisart-deactivated20150707]

THE BEFORE + [listen] - “anything you say will be held against you, so say my name.” 

i. she’s got you high - mumm-ra  // ii. waterslides - tropical zombies  // iii. undercover martyn - two door cinema club // iv. it’s a party - the subways // v. she’s a riot - the jungle giants // vi. tokyo summer - the mounties // vii. hurricane - halsey  // viii. brooklyn baby - lana del rey  // ix. cough syrup - young the giant // x. head.cars.bending - the 1975

THE DURING + [listen] - “look at me, babygirl.” 

i. fallingforyou - the 1975  // ii. easy - son lux // iii. electric feel (cover) - henry green // iv. is there somewhere - halsey // v. touch - troye sivan // vi. go round - charlie puth // vii. nirvana - sam smith  // viii. muse - o.c.a.d  // ix. west district - partynextdoor // x. all the time - jermih

THE AFTER + [listen] - “do you remember the taste of my lips that night?” 

i. can’t help falling in love - twenty one pilots  // ii. photograph - ed sheeran // iii. tee shirt - birdy // iv. heart like yours - willamette stone // v. try hard (cover) - shannen goda // vi. truly, madly, deeply - one direction  // vii. the only exception - paramore  // viii. don’t let me go - harry styles  // ix. wherever you are - 5 seconds of summer // x. falling in love at a coffee shop - landon pigg 

[heytinafey]

[awkwardefflorescence]

I literally felt like I did not have a choice.

[wearealljustrunaways-blog]

Robin Williams says reblog, you reblog. 

[0hmykaty-deactivated20130301]

…okay.

[teamaequitas-blog]

did i even really have a choice?

[sexceptionul]

okay robin williams

i hesitated for a second and then considered the repercussions

[saffron-not-so-joy]

just gonna reblog…

[ograes]

okk

[logan-and-company]

already 400,00 notes

[coffeesoda]

800,000 …Make it a Million

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

[seej500]

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

[seej500]

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

[babyitsgayoutside]

BabyItsGayOutside & BasicSelfie 10K GIVEAWAY!

 ✖ MUST BE FOLLOWING BOTH TO WIN! 

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Babyitsgayoutside & Basicselfie

HOW TO ENTER

1. MUST be following BOTH accounts mentioned above! *WE CHECK*

2. MUST reblog *can reblog as many times as you want*

3. Likes dont count!

4. NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS ALLOWED

What you will win?

iPad 2 *White

LIMITED EDITION Animal Crossing NEW LEAF 3DS XL

iPhone 5s *White

iPhone 6plus *White

PINK Portable phone battery

Samsung Galaxy S2 *White

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Canon 60D

Snapbacks *Last kings, Vans, Obey, Diamond Supply Co

MUST BE FOLLOWING BOTH TO WIN!

MUST BE FOLLOWING BOTH TO WIN!

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GIVEAWAY ENDS MAY 19th!!!! 

[dankmemes99-blog]

[softjimis]

I don’t, at all, have any shame about being sexual and I’m not embarrassed about it, and I don’t feel like I have to protect that side of me because I do believe that sexuality is a power that we all have.

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

[officialinternet]

[pugsies]

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

[geometricdeathtrap-deactivated2]

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

Do not touch it

Do not touch it

Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.

Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.

Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

[chaplip]

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

[zzazu]

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

[pastel-wendigo]

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

[xakariahthepariah-deactivated20]

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This !@#$%^&* is bad news

[sparklefairydust-blog]

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

[youkofujima]

Please spread this information!

[herongale]

the one fucking time I actually will signal boost cuz I didn’t know about this and would never ever wanna learn about it first hand

[mochitits]

we actually had the bomb squad called to our house for something like this and it totally ruined the paint on my big bro’s car.  :c

[iraffiruse]

HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG

[kit-kat-sb]

I DON’ USUALLY REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD IT ECHOED

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[kim-kardassian-blog]

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

[paulwalkersdogwalker]

Fine

[vxpo]

YOU ONLY HAVE 4 DAYS TO REBLOG THIS! DON’T PROCRASTINATE! 

[alicaneiceindigo]

Time for Childhood for you 90s/Early 2000s kids

[greenleaf9]

My fucking childhood in one post omg the only thing missing is Star Wars and Disney.

[17mul]

lmsig fka-tr1g

[they-shootin-deactivated2017012]

This is actually the most accurate one I’ve ever seen

[lokielizabethdragomir-deactivat]

Holy hell, I remember every single one of these

[cyduck25]

YESSSSSSSS