Because someone wanted expositiony world building I guess my little corner of the internet gets words and stuff. For everyone else's context, it's Miraculous Ladybug x Dredge
Siobhan tore into the steak like it had personally offended her before she swallowed and raised an eyebrow. "That's what you want our question to be?
"Well yeah. See I did a bunch of reading and even Codd isn't that old. Relatively I mean. Did you know some reptile wielders can live to 150??"
"If you tell me there's a holder named Crush who calls people "dude" and talks about the "big old blue", one of your arms is gonna be my next soup bone" she responded flatly
"Ok well no, his name is Fu and the kwami is Wauzz or Wayzz or something. Anyway not important. Way I heard it is that after some war most of the kwamis got into circles. One reptile because they live the longest apparently, an ant or bee because they can basically sub in to protect things and then two pairs. But we're not like that."
Leon opened his notepad to a specific page, turned it around and pushed it towards Siobhan
"See, way I've got it figured out, we've got a circle in Paris, they've got Cat, Ladybug, Butterfly and Bee. Except Butterfly's gone evil or something? Information about it all is pretty scarce unless you've got a way in and French isn't anyone's strong suit."
Siobhan raised an eyebrow before she whispered with a fake husk to her voice "Bonsoir mi amore, jemappele... le Shark" and smirked suggestively.
Leon flushed and stuttered. "I..Look..It was...ohmygod I panicked! Shut up! Like you could do any better!"
This reaction, of course, led Siobhan to cackle like a madwoman.
Leon breathed out through his nose and glared causing her laughter to peter out as she attempted to compose herself
"Anyway..."
A snigger
Another glare
"Fine fine I'll be good"
"Appreciated. Now" Leon pointed at the next part of the page. "Circles here, here and moving north. 'Cuda was stingy with details but it's all but confirmed Toucan is in Belgium right now and she's made friends with a Circle near there. Problem the first, no clue who's who. As far as we know, Goose, Bear and Spider are on the continent but more than that who knows. Peacock was around a bit ago but nobody knows where she disappeared to. Questions?" he asked, seeing the quizzical look on her face.
Siobhan swallowed her mouthful before grabbing a pair of chopsticks and reaching over to grab a piece of tuna sashimi. She looked at it contemplatively before she looked back at Leon.
"So we're trusting 'Cuda now? And Toucan?"
Leon interrupted before she could go further. "Are you still holding grudges Von? Fiji was years ago. Hell, school was years ago! And considering Toucan is the only "proper" miraculous we know." A pointed look. "Fine. The only proper miraculous we know by proxy, I don't think we really have a choice"
Siobhan hesitated. "You know, we could always go to-"
Leon stiffened "Not a chance"
"But he-"
"Can go stick his dick in a blender"
She wrinkled her nose. "That's an image"
"Yeah but it'd be funny.. maybe... probably"
She rolled her eyes. "May I remind you he's my ex and I can still be perfectly professional around him."


























