Sailing Endless Seas

Dread Captain

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TWO POINTS FORE THE STARBOARD BEAM, A PACK OF NEWPORTS, A LIGHTER, AND A CELLPHONE SITTING ON A SAFE WATER BUOY. HARD RIGHT RUDDER HELMSMAN!!!!

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Ah… It were only a mirage…

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TWO POINTS FORE THE STARBOARD BEAM, A PACK OF NEWPORTS, A LIGHTER, AND A CELLPHONE SITTING ON A SAFE WATER BUOY. HARD RIGHT RUDDER HELMSMAN!!!!

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TWO POINTS FOREWARD THE STARBOARD BEAM, A PACK OF NEWPORTS, A LIGHTER, AND A CELLPHONE SITTING ON A SAFE WATER BUOY. HARD RIGHT RUDDER HELMSMAN!!!!

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my holdings, my armor, my title, myself. i give them all up to the sea.

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my sword i keep at my hip

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my holdings, my armor, my title, myself. i give them all up to the sea.

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ive been trying desperately to resolve disputes with holmgang but every time the girls get chained together they start fucking, provoking yet more disputes

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maid x princess is OUT now it's all about battleship captain with broken radio x frigate lackey using signal light in morse code

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witches get so mad when i blast them with n-BUTYLAMINE and NITROBENZENE from my personal tome

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I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

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wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

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this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

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i can confirm it feels good as fuck for the ship to strain at the end of her mooring lines

[crabussy]

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

[crabussy]

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

[crabussy]

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

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when i see you again my hands will be rougher, and surely so will yours

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The Bonne Chein has sunk… all paws overboard…

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Stupid girl, there are no dramatic duels at sunset or bouts of honor. I’m going to shoot you in the chest with a flintlock and take everything from you while you bleed out vaingloriously.

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Can someone relay to the gunnery sargent of the Evening Star that 36 pound cannons are average and nothing to be embarrassed about.

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ATTN GAINER SAILORS: Lifeboat rations are 2300kcal and nine dollars a pack.