HorizonStrider

Barely professional dumbass

[j5daigada]

anila serves you milk

commission for batter_beast

[horizonstrider]

Haven't posted here in quite a while, have a dump of like, the past year or so worth of art

[ari-zonia]

Commission of various Sherlocks Jojo kicking the hell out of BBC Sherlock. Courtesy of @horizonstrider

[murgoten]

Hexmancer 🍀

cursed with "good luck"

[wishem]

what? i found this in old notebook. i was definitely on to something or on something

[j5daigada]

moo!

commission for raymk249

[tonywelt]

💖Angewomon✨

[murgoten]

red flag girl summer!!! 🏖️🚩🔥

[yehudah]

me after i post my opinion to tumblr.com and omegaverse-obsessed-otaku with a picrew icon responds with "no. you know what? no. fuck you"

[omegaverse-obsessed-otaku]

Hey fuck this post

[yehudah]

[nealashitposts]

So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

[nealashitposts]

I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.

[hyperrbolic-orange]

"Man its too bad that im straight since I've got like no gag reflex and all."

"Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery."

"My god... everything's coming up Jason."

[popli-teal]

[murgoten]

Geomancer didn’t think this one through

[j5daigada]

🦊❤️

commission for NBlastio

[relaxed-and-extremely-uneasy]

i'm not a furry. at least, to the best of my knowledge. i love furries and i think i'm vaguely jealous of their confidence and comfort but i literally cannot imagine choosing a single creature to represent me and sticking with it! that's worse than getting a tattoo! what if i'm wrong??? what if i later learn something new about the species and i feel weird about it?? i'm not smart enough to be sure of these things!

[zetsubonna]

See, this is the mood. Which is why I have that habit of referring to myself as "furry adjacent," even after the group chat said complaining about there not being enough weird dicks in all the furry porn on my dash made me qualify. >_<

[katlovesshrimps]

Disability Pride Month is generally in July, but it's worth sharing all year

[bedupolker]

tryin to press charges on my landlord in a certain large city in arizona but googling "phoenix lawyer" isn't getting me the results I need

[ceroro]

you

[sticks-stones-sonic-insanity]

Real thing that I thought to myself the other day