I come from outer space, Baby

Ashley. 18. She/Her. Likes space and long walks on the stars.

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🖤

[kaijuno]

Hi please watch this video of a man getting rekt by a 450hp fan

[bunjywunjy]

if I had a 450hp fan, this is exactly the sort of shit I would get up to

[ca314159bara]

kiwami japan uploads a video titled “sharpest YOU knife in the world”

He prints out a picture of you as a child that only your parents could have had. Still confused, you feel something prickle at the back of your head, and now he is holding a single hair strand with tiny pliers that have googly eyes stuck to them. He turns the picture and the hair into a fine dust, and makes them into a knife. When he is done, you feel less like yourself, but what remains feels… sharper.

[fritoes]

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https://youtu.be/SETJap2fHbE

Hey! Check out my new song!

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A new song of mine I finished earlier. It’s based on a dream I had last night.

[snorlaxatives]

people who make “triggered” or “did you just assume my gender” jokes are so fucking boring like we get it you’re trying as hard as possible to be edgy and offensive no one cares anymore, bradley

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Hi y’all, it’s been a while since i recorded a new song, so i recorded this one today! i wrote it a while ago though, i like this one. lyrics under the cut

I see you every day with your button down shirt and your eyes as brown as dirt never seen a stain on your kahkis in my life and youre hardly ever late for work

and every time i see you i'm bored out of my mind your words are like the taste of a watermelon rind

and if i didn't know better id say you were the most boring man alive

you work in the office every day from 9 to 5 I wonder if you've ever felt alive you're satified just tinkering away with model trains thats all you do in your free time

and i know youre pretty happy but i dont know how you do it theres got to be a trick please tell me the secret to it and perhapse these things always look better from the other side but i dont want to look back and regret never having tried

even if it means becoming the most boring girl alive

and I never thought i'd ever want to be like you but you seem much more happy than i do

please tell me your secret because I want to be the most boring girl alive

please tell me your secret because I want to be the most boring girl alive

please tell me your secret because I want to be the most boring girl alive

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This is a song that I started writing a couple months ago after having a run in with an… interesting fellow who didn’t like me very much. I finished it today after forgetting about it for a month and a half, and I think it’s probably my best song so far. 

Here are the lyrics in case you wanna read or sing along:

Don’t mess with the wrong guy

he’ll stab you right in your eye

he’ll break both your legs and kill your dog

he’ll kill you from across the hall

bite the head off of a barbie doll

and I’m pretty sure he works for the mob

so if you don’t wanna die

don’t mess with the wrong guy

yes if you don’t wanna die

don’t mess with the wrong guy

he’ll ram your car right off the street

he’ll make sure to cut off your feet

and he’ll pour gasoline right in your wine

he’ll hire a guy to set your house alight

he’ll make sure you get in a fight

and he’ll guarantee you can’t run away in time

he’ll ruin your day

he’ll ruin your life

he’ll ruin your face

he’ll ruin your wife

so if you don’t wanna die

don’t mess with the wrong guy

Have Fun, and remember, Don’t mess with the wrong guy! ;)

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I wrote this song like a million years ago, but it came up recently, and i had to show it to @wonderflux so take this garbage. thank

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i know it’s been like HELLA long, but i’m still writing songs, hopefully i’ll put something together soon, but until the, listen to this old ass song from like a year ago lol

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Haha, it's been months but I'm actually working on a new song!

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Hey I'm gonna do another livestream but this time it's gta 5 so hopefully it'll be more fun for me at least and also maybe the people who will watch it

https://www.twitch.tv/horizontalglassrain

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Hey, it’s me, the lady who never does anything on this blog, anyway i’m gonna start livestreaming fallout 4 in a few minutes

https://www.twitch.tv/horizontalglassrain

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There’s a planet called HD 189733b where it rains molten glass, sideways, at 7000km/h.

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In honour of Skyrim Special Edition’s pc release (which i recorded a video of earlier so hopefully ill put that up tomorrow) I drew Alduin’s head in ink, this was actually the first time I’ve ever used Bristol board, and I think it went well. it only took about an hour and a half, but I was far, far to lazy to draw a body or even a neck, but this was fun anyway

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wish that YouTube had a “I don’t want to see this video ever again.” button.

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There is a "not interested" button

[satrialespork]

[bumpdungus]

where is he traveling

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To the ends of the earth

[supplehearts-archive]

Planets i learned about via youtube while procrastinating my english essay

Planet 55 Cancri e is basically a giant diamond. like the planet is a diamond. and it would be worth $26.9 nonillion

Planet Gliese 436 b is an ice planet that is constantly on fire do to its close proximity to its parent star. the ice doesn’t melt bc the planet’s gravity is so strong it physically prevents the ice from melting

Planet HD 189733b rains sideways glass…. constantly

Planet J1407-B has planetary rings that are 200x the size of saturn. if saturn’s ring were as big as J1407-B’s we’d be able to see them with our naked eye from earth AND they would dominate our sky and look larger than a full moon

Planet Wasp-12b rotates so close to its parent star that its slowly being consumed by the it

Planet Gliese 581c is one of the candidates for a planet that can support life however it orbits a tiny dwarf star and is tidally locked so one side is constantly subject to immense sunlight while the other is constantly in darkness. there’s a small area of the planet however, that is just the right temp to support life. u just can’t step out of said area. the skies are red and the plants would have be a black color instead of a green bc they would use infrared light for photosynthesis. (a message was actually sent to the planet in 2008 in hopes that there’s life on the planet but the message wont reach the planet until 2029).

Planet GJ 1214b is a water planet nicknamed “water world” is has no land at all and the water is so deep it goes down miles all the way to the planet’s core.

Planet Wasp-17b is the largest planet discovered thus far. its so large its existence contradicts our understanding of how planets are formed. and it has a retrograde orbit, so it orbits in the opposite direction of its parent star.

Planet HD 188753 has 3 suns you should have triple shadows and there would be almost daily eclipses. and no matter which direction u face on the planet u would always see a sunset

Planet HD106906b is the loneliest planet discovered thus far. its known as “super jupiter” bc its 11x bigger than jupiter. it orbits its parent star at a distance of 60 billion miles (which is v strange) hence why its the loneliest planet.

Planet Tres 2b is the darkest planet known. it reflects less than 1% of light (it reflects less light than coal and black acrylic paint). the tiny part of the planet that does reflect light is red making the planet glow a dim red.

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HD 189733b is where I got the name for this blog