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Guess who's still alive!
It's me, I'm alive
I have three asks in my inbox that I couldn't answer and they stayed there collecting dust B U T
I am back now and I'd like to say I'll be answering them very soon >:)
henlo- Milk here (no idea how to ask from that account but-!) Do you think i could request some exile arc wilbur smut-? The reader being Schlatt's first lady to give it some good ol dramatic tension.
Milk hi, so nice seeing you around these parts, and of course you can request some Wilbur exile smut! Though, I'm not sure it was very dramatic like you wanted, I hope you like it friend!
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"On Enemy lines"
Wilbur x F!Reader (Smut)
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Warnings : NSFW, Shameless smut, Curse words, Oral sex (female recieving)
Please forgive any bad grammar!
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You and Wilbur had a good friendship, at least that's how you would explain your current relationship with the exiled man.
You didn't get to participate in the first war of the country, since you weren't living there yet, but you moved in close to La'manberg a little after the independence of the new country.
You wouldn't define Willbur as your best friend exactly, sure he was a cute guy, but you weren't interested in dating at the moment, he also hasn't shown interest in a relationship, so you both just followed at being friends.
When the election was announced, you quickly went to look for Schlatt, you knew he would pull something to win the election, especially since he was so obsessed with revenge, and you needed to guarantee your safety in the country.
Joining Schlatt would soon prove to be both your smartest and dumbest idea ever made.
Soon after exiling Willbur and Tommy, Schlatt announced your position as his first lady, soon following with Tubbo being his right-hand man.
Being on Schlatt's side was tiresome to say at least, you were safe in the country yes, no one dared mess with you since you got the job, but the president spent his days on his room with Quackity, drinking all day and night, throwing all of his responsibility on you and Tubbo.
It was no surprise that Tubbo ran away to his friends as soon as the shit show started, all of them, including you, knew Tubbo was making too many visits outside the country, which could only mean that he was visiting Willbur and Tommy.
Schlatt started to get pissed at that, somehow you understood his anger, because of that you stayed on your job, holding on to your position like your life depended on it, running everywhere the ram hybrid told you to.
Ironically, the very first time Schlatt ordered you to go outside the country, it was to find Willbur and Tommy, the president didn't like the fact that he would possibly very soon be betrayed, since he couldn't send Tubbo, he decided to send you instead, ordering that you found them to know how much damage they could cause.
It wasn't exactly hard to find them, not when you walked around the choir for some minutes only to hear Tommy's exaggerated laugh, soon followed by Wilbur's shouting out for him to shut up.
Following the sound, you soon arrived at what seemed to be a normal cave, the only sign that it wasn't an abandoned cave was the many torches around the place, slowly making your way down you ended up face to face with Wilbur.
" Y/N? what- what are you- I mean what a nice surprise! " He forced a smile clapping his hands loudly
You took notice of his clothes, not the old uniform from the war, but now a brown trenchcoat, it seemed like there was a lot of gunpowder in his slightly grey shirt, which you supposed once was white.
His words attracted the attention of other people on you, soon enough you could see Tommy and Tubbo rushing to his side, Tommy staying in front of tubbo holding a sword pointed at you.
Snatching Wilbur's beanie and putting it on yourself you offered them a smile, your hands moving to the side so you could move your coat out of the way, giving them a clear view of your netherite sword attached to your belt.
" I'm not here to cause any trouble, it's good to see you, boys. "
" Y/N! My woman friend! it's just a joke, we would never try to attack you, it's so good to see you! " Tommy was the first to speak, lowering his sword and forcing a laugh.
You hummed running your fingers through your hair before making a small gesture with your hands so the boys could move out of the way, on doing so you walked slowly down the stairs, giving a sharp nod to tubbo before you kept walking through their base.
Wilbur was following you closely, humming as you scanned the walls of the ravine.
" It's pretty nice of you to come to visit us you know, I didn't think someone as important as the first lady would come to walk beside the commoners. " Wilbur sneaked an arm around you, pulling you close as he guided you through the cave.
" Schatt wanted me to check and see if you guys are planning anything shady. " You hummed back relaxing your shoulders.
You expected many insults to be thrown at you, yet there were none, instead, Wilbur laughed, letting go of your shoulder so he could wipe some tears away.
He moved a little further down the cave, his hand tracing the walls as he came to stop, turning his head so he could wink at you before pushing a hidden button at the wall, soon enough the wall started to move, only to reveal a small room.
There were some buttons across the walls, a weird decorative choice in your opinion, but you didn't comment on it, instead, you walked in the supposedly secret room scanning the belongings, two beds, some chests on the ground, not too much to look at.
" You're very blunt aren't you? well, that doesn't matter, come, make yourself at home, don't worry about Tommy, he's going to be leaving soon anyway. " Wilbur moved through the room quietly, gesturing to the bed.
You sit on the bed, moving a little further so Wilbur could join you, with a sigh you took off the beanie, tracing the fabric with your fingers.
" Schlatt is going to be throwing a festival soon in the country." You said, very interested in looking at the brown fabric between your fingers instead of looking at Wilbur.
Instead of giving you a proper answer though, he only hummed in acknowledgment.
" He knows Tubbo is coming to visit you guys. "
Again, you only received a hum in response.
Finally getting the courage to look up, you found yourself staring at Wilbur's face, he was laying back on the wall, his legs spread against the bed, he was looking at the wall seemingly lost in thought.
" You're not going to yell at me for staying with Schlatt? " it's what you wanted to ask, instead you found yourself saying something different.
" Did you miss me pretty boy? "
That got his attention, he turned to look at you, and for the first time, you got a glimpse at how different he actually was, his eyes once filled with hope and eagerness seemed empty as he stared at you, a small smile escaping his lips.
" Yeah, I missed you, I miss the time we spent together hunting outside the walls, or the nights we spent talking about the starts, do you remember that? " He asked, moving his hand up like he could summon those memories in front of you.
You almost felt like he could.
"Yeah, I miss hanging out with you stinky. " You both laughed at the nickname
"What? no fair, you called me pretty boy first! "
"Well I'm revoking the nickname, you're stinky now! stinky boy!"
Wilbur's eyes lighted up at that, you caught a glimpse of a devious smirk appearing on his face before he threw himself at you, his gloved hand holding your arms away from your body.
" Who were you calling stinky again Miss First Lady? "
"No! You're going to get my clothes dirty! Get off Wilbur!" You tried to move away from him with no avail.
" Ah so now it's not stinky anymore? " He laughed some more before dropping hus weight on you
Wilbur finally let go of your hand, but there was no way he was going to let you out of the bed so soon.
He moved around a little so he could hide his face on the side of your neck, starting to hum once again.
" You seem pretty comfortable " You noted.
" We are friends Y/N, why wouldn't I be comfortable laying on top of you? " He asked moving his arms to wrap themselves around your waist.
" You're not mad I stayed with Schlatt? " You asked instead of answering his question.
" That depends, will you be mad if I kiss you? " He asked moving his head so he could look in your eyes.
" I don't think so Stinky. " You replied guiding your hand to his head, messing with the brown strands of his hair.
You could feel his body relaxing at your touch as he moved a little to be right above your face, pressing his lips into yours softly.
He moaned in the kiss as you pulled on his hair, you took that as your clue to deepen the kiss.
When he pulled his body up to to get away for a moment, you got the perfect oportunity to closely watch his flustered face.
Before he could say anything, you pulled on his coat bringing him closer again so you could leave a softer kiss on his lips.
Wilbur's eyes softened at your action, and soon enough he was mirroring your actions, leaving soft kisses all over you face.
He moved to your jawline, then down you neck, his hands messing with the end of your shirt, touching your waist ever so lightly that your whole body shivered under his cold hands.
Letting out a sigh your hands found their way up on his arms, slightly scratching his forearm.
Until he stopped with the soft kisses, and instead delivered a sharp bite down on the start of your shoulder.
You could feel the fabric of your shirt being pulled away, the fabric scratching your skin as Wilbur pulled at the top of your shirt trying to get more space on your skin.
As he kissed and marked more of your shoulder with hickeys and love bites, his hands were busy on your waist, his nails scratching your skin following a slow pattern, starting on your waist line and then moving down to your pelvis, and when you thought he would finally touch you, he would move his hands up to your belly, only to then move to your back.
" Wait. Wait hold on- Wilbur I need to take off my- " You tried to push him away to take at least your shoes and ciat off.
But the man stayed still, holding onto you like you were his support in the moment, you were still trying to take off some layers of clothes, until he pressed a kiss just a little bellow your ear, and you gripped on his arms like that was going to stop him.
He let out an "oh" followed by a soft chuckle, your hands stayed on his arms as you took a sharp inhale.
Wilbur pressed his body even more on you, he moved his head just slighty to run up the tip of hus nose on the sweet spot in your neck.
" Oh princess, this is the spot isn't it? The one that gets you all trembling in my hands? " He asked on a low voice, his hot breathing making you shiver once again
You opened your mouth to deny it, a simple mistake really, and he pressed another kiss on the same spot, this one harder as it soon envolved into him sucking on your skin to leave a deep shade of purple there.
One of his hands went down, finally touching your pussy, his thumb pressed on your clit as he got his middle finger in your entrance.
You moaned out his name finally giving up on trying to get him away from you.
Your eyes rolled back as he kept attacking your sweet spot, he only stopped when he moved his finger to enter you, his thumb running small circles in your clit as he moved up to look at you.
Your attention was locked in his eyes, filled with hunger and something else you couldn't decide.
" Princess you're so fucking wet, is that what I do to you darling? " He cooed at your expression.
" Cocky much? " You taunted back.
He smiled dangerously, his pupils blowed wide at the challenge and he stopped moving his fingers, only to receive your complaints in small whimpers.
Willbur pulled away from you quickly, throwing his coat somewhere on the floor and soon pulling your shoes and pants all the way down.
While free from his body, you took the opoortunuty to finally take off your shirt, and soon enough he was back on top of you.
Wilbur went back to kissing your neck, only this time he moved down to your chest, leading a trail of sloppy kisses to your core.
" Look at me love. Don't you dare look away " He ordered before grabbing on your lefs and spreading them apart.
You could feel your pulse on your neck, beating faster as you could only watch Willbur diving in between your legs.
His hands were holding your legs to make sure you weren't going to get away from him.
He ran his tongue through your folds receiving a sweet moan from you, and soon enough he was tasting like there was no tomorrow.
His lips closing around your clit to harshly suck on it while his hand worked on opening your entrance, would soon be replaced by his thumb harshly rubbing your nub as he plunged his tongue inside you.
With his harsh motions it didn't taje long for you to be reduced to a panting mess on his bed, you could feel the pressure building on your stomach.
And though you tried to warn him, the only thing coming out of your mouth were loud moans that echoed in his room.
When your legs started to tremble, Wilbur took that as a sign that you were close, so he moved again, bringing his lips back to your clit and his fingers to your entrance, quickly moving themselves inside you.
He thrusted the fingers as fast as he could inside you, pressing them against your warm walls, and finally stopping when you came on his hand.
Wilbur took his time moving away from you, proudly showing his fingers coated in your slick.
You gathered the strenght you had left to pull him to you, throwing him on the bed si you could be on top this time.
He hummed in appreciation when you pulled down his pants, making a quick work to mount his hips and get his dick inside you.
Wilbuf cursed out your name when in one move you got him all the way inside your self, he was quick to hold on your legs, pressing his fingers in your flesh as you started to move.
Your voices went over each other as both of you let out curses and moans.
" Fuck, fuck, you're being so nice to me Princess " Wilbur moaned as he moves his hips slightly to give some sharp thrusts into you.
Your hands were busy working on his chest, leaving many scratch marks as you bounced on his lap, feeling hody shivering at every movement.
Your body felt too hot, too full as you kept going, bending down to kiss him and have your turn on his neck.
And when you found his sweet spot, you couldn't help but give him a devious smile and repeat the same treatment he gave you.
Hearing his sweet and desperate moans were what threw you over the moan, as Wilbur called your name again and again.
Holding on his shoulders you body shook with a wave of pleasure, not long after that you felt Wilbur's cock painfully throbbing inside of you some times before he came inside you.
Both of you stayed on the same position, panting heavily as you tried to gather your posture back.
" so..." Wilbur started after a while. " Schlatt sent you huh? "
You smiled bending down one last time to kiss him "Don't worry, he just wanted to know if you guys are planning on blowing up the country or something like that "
Wilbur offered you a tired smile as his expression became sour "About that..."
Maybe some mutual pining with Punz? And everyone knows but them? Headcanons or drabble whichever you prefer🤗🤗
So, mutual pining huh, I'm sorry this took so long! I wasn't satisfied with anything I wrote, but now it's ready! I hope you like it!
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Mutual Pining
Punz x Reader
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You thought it was a simple and helpless crush at first, something silly and harmless.
That's what you would tell yourself every time you caught him in your vision, no matter what he was doing, he would always run towards you to hug you, sometimes he would throw himself at you, giving you a big smile before saying he had to go take care of business and quickly run off.
In addition, you would always carry some sort of sweet snack on you, you would always give it to Punz when you saw him, making mental excuses about only caring about him because he was your friend.
Punz on the other hand was hopeless in love, he would deny it with every fiber of his being if anyone asked -and sapnap was the one asking a lot of times- you were just a good friend, someone who didn't judge him by his choices of life.
Most people would say he was coldhearted, killing any target simply for money, you on the other side, would still bake him many treats, walking along his side like he was not a threat, you both knew he would never hurt you on purpose.
Sapnap started calling you Punz's girlfriend at one point, only to annoy him, Karl joined the teasing sometime later.
"Look punz, it's your girlfriend there!"
"Own why are you all sad punz? miss your girlfriend too much?"
"Hey I haven't seen Y/N in a while, did you guys break up or something?"
"Is your girl coming to visit or what? I want to ask for more baking tips"
One day you arrived at his tower and heard Sapnap call you the love of punz's life, you turned around and ran home, your whole face burning up.
That day you spent your time baking, a lot of stuff, you ended up with baskets and baskets filled with sugary treats, red and blue flowers decorating every basket, bottles of honey decorated with laces, cakes of different flavors neatly arranged in your kitchen.
When Bad came to visit you he thought it was adorable how much effort you put in every basket, asking who was the special someone, only to see you get incredibly awkward about the whole scene, shaking your hands and trying to explain you weren't baking it for anyone in particular.
It took some time, but eventually Bad got you to open up, listening to your story carefully, about how your heart would practically melt when Punz started bringing flowers to your house, saying he thought they were pretty like yourself, or when he smiled so brightly when you brought him his favorite type of cake.
You couldn't explain when it happened, maybe it was when he invited you to the tower to spend some time together and play some games, you ended up in his lap, enjoying his warm embrace as he played something you couldn't even remember the name, from time to time he would give a soft kiss on the top of your head, no words spoken, you just cuddled from the rest of the day, it was so peaceful that you almost forgot to come home that night.
Or maybe it was when you invited him over, he made a mess in your kitchen, and you guys laughed until you were both on the ground, there were tears in your eyes, he smiled and got some cake mix in your face, laughing lightly at your pout.
There was also the time when you spend the night awake talking to him about your plans of opening your bakery, a safe space for anyone who wanted to come, it could be when both of you decided to trade flowers as a joke, there were too many fond memories.
Sapnap and bad formed an alliance to get you two together, they would often schedule meet-ups with all of the group, only to make everyone leave and let you two hanging out alone, none of the plans worked though.
You kept referring to each other as only friends, best friends, that's it until Tommy came along.
He and tubbo were joking around until Tommy saw you walking along with Punz, you two holding hands and laughing at stupid jokes you kept throwing at each other, you had a flower crown on the top of your head, and punz had many small flowers decorating his golden necklace.
"OI LOVEBIRDS, STOP FUCKING AROUND, CHILDREN ARE WATCHING" Tommy yelled with a giant smile on his face
You both turned around to look at him, Punz's face quickly turned red as he choked trying to give the teenager an answer, your shoulders tensed as you squeezed his hand, the embarrassment of being caught acting way too quickly for you to think your actions through.
Pulling Punz closer you kissed him on the cheek, making an exaggerated "Mwah" sound, turning to face Tommy with a grin.
"ARE YOU JEALOUS BABY BOY?" You yelled back
Tommy yelled back, pulling his hair and calling you crazy, he pulled tubbo and left, still yelling about how you were such a weird person and that he would never kiss someone like that.
Punz turned to you, his face even redder after the kiss, his blue eyes scanning you before he blurted out.
"I love you so much."
You took a step back, a flash of emotions running through you so fast that you almost couldn't identify all of them, Insecurity, Deception, Surprise, Happiness, Love.
With a big smile on your face, you answered.
"I love you too".
《REQUESTS ARE OPEN》
I know I have only written gor Schlatt, but please feel free to send requests for anyone you heart desire!
Remembering that I will not write NSFW for Tubbo, Tommy or Ranboo.
Ayeee its ya boi, schlatt addict-
So last year I got my foot caught in a bear trap, and I was just thinking about if the reader got hurt during a fight with another mc youtuber (in game ofc) and schlatt finds them really badly hurt, and he has to take care of them. Bc they can't walk and ya know ✨b l o o d✨
So yeah thats my idea, peace ✌
Oh dear god, I hope that everything it’s alright with your leg now!
Thanks for taking the time to request this, it’s so soft and I love it so much!
I hope you like it!
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Jschlatt x Reader (Fluff)
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Warnings: Cursing, mention of alcohool, light level of violence at the beggining.
That's what I got, but if you see anything that you want me to put in the warnings please let me know
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You had gotten into a pretty bad fight with Willbur after Schlatt had announced the festival, you were walking around the city, to make sure everything was fine when you had spotted him at the top of a tree, his eyes once so caring filled with rage.
You knew that wasn't the Willbur you met long ago, and since you were on Schlatt's side now, you went to confront him, it didn't end up well for you.
No one was expecting to fight on the day of the announcement, for that reason you weren't with your netherite armor, only wearing the black suit you liked so much to seem more serious.
It was a pretty suit, yes, but it didn't work well against arrows and a diamond sword, granted, you couldn't even imagine how Willbur got his hands on a diamond sword when he was wearing the dirtiest outfit you've seen in ages.
Nonetheless, the fight dragged through the forest, as both of you were screaming at each other, Willbur trying to make you see how he was the victim of the system, trying to get back to the country he loved so much, while you were trying to explain why the rules were made to keep him away.
When he stopped trying to convince you that he wasn't doing anything bad, and started to attack you with more rage than before, you knew you were right since the beginning, Willbur had gone mad in his exile.
He shouted curses at you, throwing punches in your direction until he could trip you and hold you down on the ground, he got his sword with hands trembling, a dangerous smile on his face as he put the sword at the top of your chest, you tried to move, tears forming in your eyes as you screamed trying to get him to lose his balance so you could escape.
It was to no avail, you could feel the sword slowly making contact with your skin, the pain running through your skin slowly, almost taunting you to do something to stop it.
You bit hard on the inside of your cheeks, tasting your own blood trying to not focus on the pain, it would only get worst and worst, you closed your eyes waiting for the blackness to swallow you whole right after Wilbur pierced through your chest, but the void never came to take you out.
What came instead was another sudden wave of pain, this time concentrating on your leg, as you opened your eyes, you could see the blood running through your chest, but what got your attention, was the sword impelled at your leg, there was blood everywhere, your clothes ripped in many places where Willbur had attacked you.
And thinking about the devil, he was gone, no words or apologies, no shadow lurking behind the trees to see if you would survive, simply gone.
As the adrenaline in your body started to go down, and the pain got bigger, your eyes started to close, they felt too heavy, but you knew deep down you couldn't pass out from the pain in the middle of the forest, so you did the only thing you could think of.
You called Schlatt for help, since your arms weren't too damaged to move, you grasp on the small string of consciousness to open the message board everyone could use as a sort of direct link to each other.
Typing out your coordinates you pressed sent, letting your hands fall limp close to your body, and finally letting yourself crave the dark embrace that awaited for you, telling yourself that it would be fine once schlatt found you, your vision turned dark, and you blacked out.
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When you woke up again, you were in a large room, in a massive bed, with lots of blankets organized messily around you, there was an enormous window from where you could see Manberg in all of its glory, as you were trying to get a better view by moving, the door of the room opened, revealing schlatt, with a tired expression carrying a small plate with what seemed to be mushroom soup.
"What the fuck you think you're doing woman?" He asked with his loud voice practically running to your side.
"Trying to get up?" You asked still trying to move your body to at least sit on the bed more comfortably.
"Yeah that's the fucking problem dumb bitch, you can't move or else the stitches can get worst." Schlatt argued putting the plate on the bed table at your side.
He pulled the blankets off of you so you could see the white bandages covering your leg, quickly you pulled your shirt a little so you could peek at your chest, there was also white bandages firmly wrapped in your torso, you looked at schlatt, feeling your face get hot as you pieced together the pieces of what probably had happened after you blacked out alone in the forest.
Before you could say anything about the whole situation though, Schlatt let out a sigh, rolling his eyes dramatically.
"Don't ever think about that, I asked Nikki to help with the bandages, and she is the one that dresses you up on some spare clothes she had with her."
You could feel yourself relax at that, nodding your head slightly Schlatt approached you, moving his hands so he could support your torso and pull you up, making you sit on the bed, after making sure you were comfortable enough the hybrid handed you the small plate with the soup.
"Nikki thinks you're going to be able to walk in two weeks, but if you have any problem with the wound, it can take three weeks or more, you can stay here while you're healing." Schlatt says before leaving the room.
You blink a few after he leaves, your face still a little hot as you think about how careful he held you to help you move your body, deciding to not give yourself a headache thinking about it, you start to eat the soup, only to be interrupted again by Schallat entering the room.
He was carrying a shit ton of magazines and random books, the hybrid crossed the room to come to the other side of the bed and let all of the magazines down at your side, he sat right beside you and moved the magazines around so you could see all of the titles.
" I also thought... you could get bored, so I got some shit for you to read if you want to." Schlatt said with a proud smile.
You could only smile in return and offer a quiet "thanks" as you went back to eat the soup, after you finished Schlatt quickly took the place and went out to the kitchen as you moved around a little, picking a random magazine you moved the others away so there could be more space for the president in the bed.
You knew he wouldn't leave your side, not until you were completely okay again, he was just looking out for you in his way, standing close and making sure you wouldn't have any problem in your recovery.
Just as you expected, he came back soon after leaving the plate at the sink, he sat once again beside you, putting his head at your shoulder you hummed quietly, moving your hand so you could caress the side of his face.
You had learned long ago that the ram hybrid was pretty touch starved, although he kept the charade of a tough guy that doesn't need anything else other than his whiskey, you've been on his side for what seemed like forever now.
Schlatt took your hand, placing a soft kiss on your wrist before moving his head, headbutting you lightly to gain your attention, you moved your gaze from the current magazine on your lap to his face.
"Don't ever do this again to me alright?" He said in a more serious tone, his fingers tracing the lines of your hand.
"Okay, I'll make sure to not get hurt again to take up your bed." You snorted with a small smile forming on your face.
"You know what I'm talking about, don't give me another heart attack like this one, I thought I lost you when you sent the coordinates and didn't answer when I asked what was happening." He held your hands more firmly, afraid that you would suddenly vanish right in front of his eyes.
Placing a small kiss on his temples you smiled with confidence, headbutting him lightly like how he had done moments ago.
"Don't worry, I promise to do my best to not get stabbed again."
That got Schlatt to laugh as he gave you some more space, squeezing your hand he moved on the bed, sticking his legs out and pushing a blanket over himself.
"You better do your fucking best alright, now, let's talk shit about those magazine people, and how they look so uncomfortable in the covers."
Dream smp fans I come with a humble request!!! Please provide me with what tag a bitch has to look up to get some x reader fanfiction on the dream smp, Now I dont mean the streamers oh no- I mean the CHARACTERS! I want fanfics on Ghostbur, The orphan hating pig man, A tall hippie father with wings, a lonely fox man, A half ender person! I do love these streamers and don't get me wrong im as attracted to Wilbur as the next LGBT depressed fool in this fandom, but i personally dont like reading fanfiction on real people (no shame to those who do as long as your not being sexual with either the minors or creators that have said they dislike it then go off vibe) BUT I WANT TO BE DATING A FANTASY PERSON IN THE FANTASY MINECRAFT!!! let me pretend I'm in the lore for like- 5 minutes man. What tag I gotta look up cause Dreamsmp is all the streamer and I'm not gonna make a tag for it if im just writing to myself the whole time. (Tho I would if other peeps wanted to take part as well so like- just inform me if so idk)
Thank you for any awnsers you may give me i shall greatly appreciate it!
I will gladly try to help with this.
And personally I would LOVE to take part.
As a fellow writer I would also love so much to take a part on this too, to my knowledge the tags you can search for would be c!willbur x reader, basically putting the c! Will mean you are searching for ghostbur or willbur's character but not content irl, that only works for specific people though, and it's not a oficial thing fir the whole community.
We should really try to make that a thing tho- more tags means it's easier for readers to find what they want.
If only tumblr had a multiple tag system like AO3 but hey, can't have shit in detroit
Agreed, but what type of tag should we create for this? It can't be something too big or else it would be hard to look for it.
Maybe something like IGSMP?
IG would stand for In Game, I thought about Canon smp but it would be very confusing for other people looking for smp stuff.
Dream smp fans I come with a humble request!!! Please provide me with what tag a bitch has to look up to get some x reader fanfiction on the dream smp, Now I dont mean the streamers oh no- I mean the CHARACTERS! I want fanfics on Ghostbur, The orphan hating pig man, A tall hippie father with wings, a lonely fox man, A half ender person! I do love these streamers and don't get me wrong im as attracted to Wilbur as the next LGBT depressed fool in this fandom, but i personally dont like reading fanfiction on real people (no shame to those who do as long as your not being sexual with either the minors or creators that have said they dislike it then go off vibe) BUT I WANT TO BE DATING A FANTASY PERSON IN THE FANTASY MINECRAFT!!! let me pretend I'm in the lore for like- 5 minutes man. What tag I gotta look up cause Dreamsmp is all the streamer and I'm not gonna make a tag for it if im just writing to myself the whole time. (Tho I would if other peeps wanted to take part as well so like- just inform me if so idk)
Thank you for any awnsers you may give me i shall greatly appreciate it!
I will gladly try to help with this.
And personally I would LOVE to take part.
As a fellow writer I would also love so much to take a part on this too, to my knowledge the tags you can search for would be c!willbur x reader, basically putting the c! Will mean you are searching for ghostbur or willbur's character but not content irl, that only works for specific people though, and it's not a oficial thing fir the whole community.
Hello I saw you happened to be taking some requests and I may or may not be lonely and horny, so if I may request jschlatt and the reader getting into an argument and jschlatt pinning the reader down and having rough angry sex? I think it's hot please don't send me to horny jail.
Hey there! Thanks for taking the time to request it, don't worry, there is no horny jail around this parts.
I tried to make it rough and angry, but I'm not sure if it's what you expected, I hope you like it though!
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Jschlatt x Reader
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Warnings: NSFW, light choking, degradation.
That's what I got, but if you see anything that you want md to put in the warnings please let me know
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"Jesus Christ, can you stop for five seconds and just listen to my idea woman?" Schlatt asked with an annoyed voice.
You watched as he ran his hand through his dark brown locks of hair, a sigh escaping him as he tried to keep a posture in front of you.
"I won't listen to this bullshit schlatt, you're trying to get a festival just to prove a fucking point! you can just fire tubbo!" You argued for what it seems like the hundred time in a row.
"But I can't Y/n! people expect me to go crazy with decisions! this is what I'm giving them!"
You rolled your eyes at that, of course, you knew about how everyone saw schlatt, Tubbo betraying him, and running back to Tommy and Willbur was painful even for you to acknowledge seeing as you were working with him since the beginning.
Standing in his office you could only think about the situation you were being put on, he wanted you to back him up, say that what he was doing was right, and if it were any other situation maybe you would, but this one was just too stupid for you to agree with.
"You know what Mr. President, you do whatever the fuck you want to do, I'm not going to back you up on this one." You declared turning your back to him so you could leave the office.
Each step you took was filled with anger, for him or yourself you couldn't decide, but you stood by your decision, and you were ready to go home and sleep until the sun rose again.
Schlatt on the contrary, wasn't ready to let you go so easily.
The hybrid grabbed your arm before you could leave the room, pulling you closer so your back was pressed against the bookshelf on his wall, his hands still holding your wrists in place as he towered over you with an angry expression.
You were ready to curse him for grabbing you out of nowhere and acting like a jerk before he bends down just a little so he could smash your lips together, he didn't waste any time before biting your lower lip just with enough force to make you open your lips to let out a hiss of pain.
Schlatt took the opportunity to finally let go of your wrists, his hands moving so one of them could settle on your waist, pulling you closer, pressing your bodies together, as if he couldn't get enough contact with you, his other hand got to your hair, keeping your head steady so he could deepen the kiss, his tongue dancing with yours until he pulled away, he seemed proud of his work, but you could tell there was still anger behind those eyes.
"You think you hold so much power over me like that, don't you? walking around in that tight skirt and bossing me around like you own me or something" He growled in a low tone, his hand slowly grabbing your hair before he pulled it to the side, making you move your hair to present your neck to him.
You could only watch his tongue darting out so he could lick his lips, his hungry gaze running over your face before he let out a low laugh, getting closer so his lips were touching your neck.
"You drive me so fucking mad all the time, always having a problem with all that I do, but you're just a little slut that is all bark and no bite."
Every word went straight to your core, his lips moving on your neck sending shivers down your spine as you could feel his hot breath directly in your skin.
And then suddenly you could feel a jolt of pain running through your body, schlatt sank his teeth right in the end of your neck, on the start of your shoulder, letting out a hiss of pain you grabbed on his hair harshly, trying to move his head.
He let go only to then move up on your neck, filling it with small bites and purple hickeys decorating your skin as you let out filthy moans that echoed through the office.
You grabbed schlatt's horns when he was about to give you another bite on the shoulder and pulled his head to the side, watching as his pupils blew wide and he focused completely on your face, his eyebrows coming together in a frown.
"You can't fucking wait for me to-" He tried to free his horns from you, but with another movement yanking his head to the side again, you interrupted his speech.
"Just stop being a pussy and fuck me already if you're that desperate asshole!"
Schlatt's face became darker at your words, he got a hold of your waist and pulled you up, making you cross your legs around him, your skirt going up so you could feel your covered pussy rubbing against his crotch.
You both were lucky that there wasn't anything important on the desk, besides some white papers and pens that got thrown at the floor before Schlatt could put you on the table.
He moved back to take his shirt off, throwing his tie across the room and kicking his shoes under the table so he could finally take his pants out, you, on the other hand, was busy taking your shirt off, more carefully than the president, and trying to unclasp your bra.
As soon as Schlatt was free of his clothes he pulled your legs in his direction, thrusting himself right inside you without a warning, your body shook with force and you grabbed on the table as he squeezed your ankles.
"You're so. Fucking. Stubborn. All the damn time." He growled, moving his hips at every word.
He moved all the way out, living only the tip inside of your pussy before slamming right back in, rocking your whole body and making your eyes roll back as you bit your lip, still holding on to the table.
"If you weren't such an asshole I wouldn't have to put you in your place" You barked back, a proud smirk on your face.
Schlatt huffed in annoyance, he moved your legs so they were hunged over his shoulders, and then moved his hands to hold your waist, now leaving purple bruises on your skin.
As you were getting used to his rhythm, a sharp thrust threw you off guard, as he started to pick up the pace, roughly fucking you in his desk, you could only try to keep yourself on the table, making sure you wouldn't fall over by his actions.
Schlatt only smirked seeing you trying to keep your balance on the table, fastening his pace so he could make things harder for you, you could feel his nails digging down on your flesh, but you could also feel his gaze, hungry, looming over you.
"You love driving me mad don't you? I guess this is the only way to teach sluts like you their place" He bends down so he could whisper in your ear.
You could feel his hot breath in your neck, he was panting like mad, his hips never stopped moving as he went back to filling your neck with bites that you could only help that would be easy enough to cover with some makeup.
Your body was trembling underneath his hands, you could feel how close you were from an orgasm as he fucked you harder and harder, trying to gather your voice, you tried to call out for him, to warn him that you were going to come if he kept fucking you like this, but the only thing that got out were broken moans and something that couldn't be described as cohesive speaking.
You moaned his name again and again, one of his hands came to your throat, hold you down with enough pressure to make the sounds to stop coming as you gasped for air, your pussy clenching around him at the action, white spots filling your vision.
"What, you're going to fucking cum? yeah? be a good little slut for once and come for me." He spoke harshly.
His hand squeezing your throat a little more, and with another sharp thrust it was almost like a barrier broke down, and you were drowned in pure pleasure that made your body tremble harder and your eyes squeezed shut.
Schlatt gave a few more thrusts before he let out a loud "Fuck" and once more pressed himself deeper inside of you, cumming deep into your cunt.
Hot loads of his cum filling you in as he let go of your throat, you gasped for air finally opening your eyes to look at the mess he made.
Or actually, the mess you made on him.
Schlatt was breathing heavily, his hair falling on his face and you could see the sweat on his body.
"If making you mad it's going to end up like this, I think I'm going to keep pissing you off." You sayed with a smile on your face.
"Told you so" - Jschlatt x Reader NSFW
∆∆∆ Warning : NSFW, overestimation, oral sex (female receiving) ∆∆∆
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You could feel the bedsheets uncomfortably sticking to your body as the small drops of sweat ran along your skin.
"Schlatt... Please" you begged with hot puffs of air coming out of your mouth.
Making a simple mistake you looked down, your eyes immediately locking with his bright yellow goat-like eyes, looking straight at you.
Schlatt smirked at the sight, his hands pulling you closer as the mark of his fingerprints got settled in your body.
You were spread out in the bed, you would've been enjoying the soft mattress if it weren't for the most hated guy in Manberg making your thoughts disappear in a cloud of pure pleasure.
" You can't look at me while I'm doing all the work, can you bitch?" He asked in a rushed voice before diving in between your legs again.
Your legs were trembling as he started to dive his tongue between your dripping cunt once again and you tried to keep focused on his yes just to prove a point.
You could only focus on his body coming closer to yours, his fingers digging harder into your flesh, his head moving up and down at a fast pace as you could only arch your back and cry out for more, finally breaking the eye contact.
Your clit throbbed with every movement, his tongue following the fast pace before he attacked your overstimulated clit, his lips closing around it as he sucks desperately.
A high-pitched moan escaped your mouth as his teeth closed softly around the sensitive nub, he let his tongue roll slowly on the top of your clit before letting it go with a high ' pop '.
He was soon going back to taste you like you were his last meal, he trailed your tight with his hand as it slowly made its way to your entrance.
Schlatt didn't wait for you to adjust, in a fast movement he dug two fingers deep in your soaked pussy, wet obscene noises covering your moan as he fucked you raw with his fingers.
Schlatt then turned his face to the inside of your thigh, already filled with bite marks he left, the goat man started to give soft kisses in your thigh, his free hand tracing the inside of your leg in such a sweet way that you almost didn't comprehend that he was still making you see white spots in the ceiling as he curled his fingers just the right amount to find your perfect spot.
In a desperate attempt to finally get your release, your hands latched on his horns, pulling him in and pressing his lips on your pussy yet again.
You could feel his laugh sending vibrations through your veins, he went back to sucking your desperately throbbing clit though, which was sufficient in the time.
With the pace of his fingers not decreasing and his mouth back at work, the wave of pleasure finally slammed down on you, your legs closing around his head as you let the pleasure go, tears of relief forming into your eyes.
As soon as you felt your heartbeat going back to normal and your pussy stopped clenching around Schlatt's fingers, you opened your legs to stop holding him down.
Schlatt only laughed as he got up, towering over you with a proud smile on his face.
" Told you I could make you scream my name louder enough to wake the whole damn country "
I'll be working on the blog layout tomorrow, but right now I'll be working on a NSFW jschlatt x reader oneshot.
Please, feel free to request some self indulgent shipping, I will not write any NSFW piece including tommyinnit, tubbo or ranboo.
I will write for technoblade but only his in-character persona, since he's not comfortable with shipping his real self with other people.
You can request anything, but I will keep my right to deny a request if it's offensive, please keep that in mind!
Do I seriously have to write the content that it's on my mind? Disgusting.
Prepare for some self indulgent time with ya boys my darlings.
It's time to write some Mcyt x Reader