horny salmon

a silly trans fem love to reblog with out tags

[aflo]

[hornysalmon]

no context no tags just a gift from tumbler

[mcsrcraftingbullshit]

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[e-102]

me leaving the theatre with two roasted turkeys in my shoulders

[e-102]

i don’t understand what this post is saying, why would i be leaving the theatre with uneaten turkeys. where did i get them from. what the fuck was i talking about.

[mcsrcraftingbullshit]

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[armoryangel]

I was told this would do numbers

[hornysalmon]

how do you fuck a number

[postsofbabel]

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Voting ended onJun 2

[hornysalmon]

im glad we all agree

[only-cat-memes]

[skodasforge]

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

[kaosuqi]

photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now

[gravitybrawls]

Who would win a fist fight?

Bill Cipher (weirdmageddon)

Conehead Plush

Voting ended onMay 17

Submitted by @dasillyguy

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[hornysalmon]

well fuck you too jackass

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[glacialdoompanda]

[hornysalmon]

look, I understand who the bones specialist is but.Imagine if it was the guy that would be really funny.

Hi, I'm the bone specialist.Let's fix this skeleton up

[petslifeworld]

Ferret shows the owner her babies.

[styleskiszka12-deactivated20211]

I’m straight up CRYING

[dragonsmirk]

The person who commented “sounds like a bunch of kazoos having a panic attack” made me laugh out loud :D

[pleasantbread286]

Okay I think I'm done for now. It only took me 9 days this time, I might delete it at some point cuz if my siblings find out that I did this instead of doing all the sprite I was supposed to do, I'm gonna get killed

[xylophonetangerine]

[hornysalmon]

a really love how on tumblr, you can just put an image 0 context and people will just get it like on know what the website would I see, elegant beauty and dookie a** examples of storing chlorine, go, that's the joke.

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[hornysalmon]

oh yeah hit it dam