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@miseryrun
A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE.
This…this is beautiful
Yup. Throw genAI into the mouth of a volcano already!
Everyone you've ever had sex with gets put into the same room, and they're only freed once they figure out what they all have in common. How long will it take for them to figure it out?
Never. They are all tragically stupid.
Odds are low, they are very varied, but they might figure it out in under 24 hr
A few hours, tops. I have a type.
Unclear. There's very few of them.
Unclear. There's too many of them.
There are too many things they all have in common with each other.
Empty chairs at empty tables (never been fucked)
I've only slept with one person so this scenario can't apply to me
I'm too bald and vanilla to answer this. Results please.
Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them
It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger
No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this
This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.
The finger blocks it
The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.
The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand
People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.
No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.
Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.
No the finger would stop it
I’m loving the idiocy of this post.
Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom…
Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V
no the finger would stop it
You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses
the finger would stop it
date of origin: 28th of december, 2015.
These fuckwits are back again? How’s it going, Nine Finger Nasty? About to turn into an Eight Finger Egghead?
@meatswitch @raptorific this is a US based site. US Americans are known for two things- obsession with guns and incredible stupidity. Had this been anyone else, I’d say they’re trying to fuck with us. But with US Americans, about 70% of them are dead serious about mangling their hands trying to stop a bullet.
I’ve had four years to think about it and now I think the finger would stop it
I just tested it with my buddy. It stops the bullet
….Mythbusters WELDED A METAL SPIKE into the barrel of a gun to obstruct it, something heaps stronger than a human finger (and sealed the barrel better with the filler metal used to fuse the metal spike into place and prevent the explosive gases from escaping) but even that didn’t stop the bullet from doing damage.
It’s because they didn’t use a finger like I did
I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight
forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that
yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"
If you play multiplayer games, which role do you commonly play as?
Healer
Tank
Support
DPS
Another role not listed here
I don't play multiplayer games (see results)
If you play multiplayer games, which role do you commonly play as?
Healer
Tank
Support
DPS
Another role not listed here
I don't play multiplayer games (see results)
darkest dungeon rlly nailed its visual representation of stress because yes whenever im having a bad mental health moment it does feel exactly like I've got one of these fuckers over my head sticking its little points into my brain
Can you win against your pfp/icon in a fight (in the sense of asking which one is physically stronger)? Assume you both have the drive and the motivation to fight eachother, and both of you are unarmed (unless your pfp explicitly shows them with a weapon, or they physically cannot survive without their weapon).
I can easily win against them with no issues
I can win against them, but it wouldn’t exactly be instantaneous
I can most likely win against them, but I would be struggling
I can juuuust barely beat them in a fight
We tie
They will win against me, but it would be a very close match
They will win against me, but they would be struggling
They will win, but at least I would have survived the first few moments
They can easily win against me with zero issues
I can’t imagine my pfp in a fight*
Infinite many nuance
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*Not being able to conceptualize the idea of what a fight against your pfp would even look like, e.g. if your pfp is just a solid blue circle with no inherent meaning behind it
Is this a regular fight or a fight to the death? I don’t know, but odds are it wouldn’t make much of a difference
stop being silly in front of me
There are legends of people born with the gift of making music so true, it can pierce the veil between life and death.
SINNERS (2025)
”with shapes.inc you can talk to your ocs!!” Dumbass. I’m already talking to them. In my head. “B-bbut what about your favourite charac-“ skill issue. In my head as well. get fucked.
Who would you trust more?
total stranger in a star trek shirt?
total stranger in a star wars shirt?
No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical.
Doing this poll again
You have been turned into this animal
How you feeling about that?
I love it!
I like it
Indifferent
I don't like it
I hate it!
Onks Muumimamma tyytyväinen seksielämään Muumipapan kanssa? Selitä tarkemmin tägeissä.
Tottakai!
Ei tietenkään!
the new AI cartoon trend going around social media is so fucking funny because it’s so obviously an info scrape. like yeah tell the friendly bot all about you and your hobbies and the job you work and oh don’t forget to show it a picture. so it can create an image. that’s all it’s doing, i’m absolutely sure. next trend they’ll ask you to scan your damn license to “really get the image right.” nothing more. certainly.
