BrookeStar!!!

Wassup!!! I’m Brooke!!! 24!!! Ready for a nap. ❤️👌👌

[xzstudios]

@mdzsnet​ - Lan Jingyi Birthday Event;

happy birthday to Lan “impolite-Hanguang Jun-translator” Jingyi!

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Hope this hasn’t been posted , what a wholesome guy. (x)

[vivalski]

Denki no

[solavei]

a summary of the consequences of my life because I read percy jackson

[solavei]

1. I steal my older brother’s PJO books, read them, and download Pinterest on my Kindle to get my first taste of fandom 

2. I spend a lot of time online, secretly, and am exposed–for the first time–to the fact that it’s weird that I share a room and bed with my dad and am not allowed anywhere else 

3. My dad brings me to a corn field and tells me obama is the anti-christ who’s been sent by god to end the world, as foretold by the bible. I believe this and cry when he’s elected because i don’t want to die 

4. I begin googling and discover that my situation is not great. I begin a careful attempt to ~distance~ myself from my father by sleeping anywhere else through any means possible. Eventually, I’m allowed to sleep in my own room

5. Now that I’ve been exposed to the real world and the fact that I’ve been groomed, I’m not ~obedient~ anymore and my dad Dips(™) to find a new kid. We lose our house and have to move to government housing in a new city 

6. Eventually my parents divorce because of this. My dad moves to a horse ranch. I visit him on the horse ranch, think it’s cool, and invite my friends over for a sleepover. I have my first gay kiss with a girl in a tent. The next day my father tries to ~kill~ me on the horse ranch(™) with a golf cart

7.My dad disappears from the face of the earth. He forgets his phone is connected to the family iMac. We know all about the crimes he is committing. He fakes a heart attack in a Wal-Mart at some point, idk

8. The FBI is onto his life of crime. He flees to Romania to escape them and lives with a millionaire Romanian woman. She’s suspicious of him after a while. She hires a private investigator and unearths his life of lies and crime. He flees to Alaska. He gets a roommate in Alaska. The roommate goes to federal prison. We never hear from my father again. He is, perhaps, dead.

9. It’s revealed to us that my grandmother is also involved. She’s been smuggling drugs from the hospital. She also goes to federal prison. Also apparently my older brother and I aren’t related. This was another scam from my father

[solavei]

Understandable response

[jem-jam]

uhhhh hh hh hhh

[doc-notreally-salas]

Me reading from point 2 to point 3:

[brucebocchi]

i’m fucking wheezing this is so demonic

[neosatsuma]

The Untamed + text posts

(Part 1 ) (Part 2 ) (Part 3 )

[wirwerdensiegen]

ZZJ says 3zun rights.

[hana-tox]

in your (not-so) distant memory 

(for #wangxianweek2020 day 4: chains. kind of wanted to play around with the concept of metaphorical chains binding lwj to wwx after the latter’s death+the subsequent guilt)

if this gets flagged i won’t be surprised tsktsk 

[mwagneto]

Sir Elton John has admitted to having sex with a Russian spy on a hotel roof during a trip to the Soviet Union.

The 66-year-old singer believes that the KGB spy was planted in his entourage by the country's secret police at the height of the Cold War to follow his every move.

He says that after discovering that the man was a mole who worked for the Russian security agency, he slept with him to compromise him.

"I went to Russia in 1979 and I knew we were being watched all the time," John told the Observer.

"I had an interpreter that they'd clearly set up. I ended up having sex with him on the hotel roof."

John became the first Western popstar to perform behind the Iron Curtain when he took to the stage in St Petersburg, formerly Leningrad, in 1979.

In 1985, The Rocket man released Nikita, a song about a westerner who falls for a Berlin border guard. The track, which featured George Michael, was a worldwide hit.

[krazykitsune]

suddenly every dumbass dnd-bard-seduces-their-way-out-of-trouble plan/joke i’ve made seems way more plausible 

[gan-man]

..may this joke land with y’all the same way it did for my sister and I lol

[overthinkinglotr]

I love the way the films show us Aragorn being a dad……like he’s so HAPPY and he loves his son so much……..

Another underrated Dad Aragorn™ moment is when Aragorn sees a kid preparing for battle at Helm’s Deep. He asks him his name, and the kid responds “Haleth, son of Hama, my Lord.”

If you were playing Close Attention™, Hama was the name of this guard, who was killed during the warg attack:

The kid’s dad just died!

And I think Aragorn’s clearly aware of that. The way his expression changes when Haleth says his father’s name…. the way he sort of looks away…..like “this kid’s already going through too much and his dad is dead too?”

So he’s instantly like. “LISTEN. For the next five minutes, I’M your dad.”

I also love the Energy™ Aragorn has around the hobbits.

The Hobbits: What about second breakfast????

Aragorn: You’re acting like children.

(hours later. the hobbits are sleeping peacefully as Aragorn watches over them.)

Aragorn: (a little choked up): I’ve always dreamed of having children

[athena1138]

Aragorn on Weathertop: DONT EVER SPEAK TO ME OR MY SONS AGAIN

[miyaharasatoko]

Karina Manta and Joseph Johnson skate their free dance to “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” at the 2019 US Figure Skating Championships. They are the first ice dance team in which both partners are openly LGBTQ, and scored a personal best by over 10 points in this segment.

[inqorporeal]

The original link goes to a dead video, so here’s a fresh link

They’re so damn good holy shit

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

the way they move they seriously look like two extensions of the same body, as if they’re both acting on the same impulse. The way they glide is incomprehensible to me. This is so cool!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[foofoocuddlypuups]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[hollypunkers]

kind of obsessed with the idea of the rest of the gaang leaving Toph and Zuko to watch over some cooking food and when they come back its burned and Katara starts fuming but Toph and Zuko are like “we’ve never stepped inside a kitchen in our lives and only have one eye between us, if anything it’s your fault”

[cypresstheworld]

[theloserarmy]

Top: If it bakes for 15 minutes at 350 degrees than it should only take 1 minute at 5,250 degrees

Zuko: I can do that

[catchymemes]