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Jackalopes at the International Cryptozoology Museum
listen... i just want poshmark to deliver to canada so i don’t have to bust my ass on ebay
“I don’t like pity. Pity makes you feel small and weak. I’d rather have someone hate me than pity me.”
— Marco, Book #15: The Escape, pg. 98 (by K.A. Applegate)
* soft angst starters
vhsmeme
‘ stay with me tonight? ’ ‘ don’t talk. save your strength. ’ ‘ hey, i’ve got you. it’s okay. ’ ‘ i’ll be right here. don’t worry. ’ ‘ i think we’re done. ’ ‘ hold my hand. ’ ‘ it’s all been a lie, hasn’t it? ’ ‘ we’re out of time. ’ ‘ you’ll always be a friend. ’ ‘ just hold me. ’ ‘ i have to leave you behind. i’m sorry. ’ ‘ don’t do that. it’ll only hurt. ’ ‘ go on, cry. ’ ‘ keep your eyes open. ’ ‘ can i hug you? ’ ‘ i trusted you. ’ ‘ do you remember? ’ ‘ i loved you. ’
❥ NON - SEXUAL ACTS OF DOMINANCE .
feel free to edit or elaborate as you please . ( add ‘ reverse ‘ to your message if you’d like to see how my muse would perform the action ) . otherwise , send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to …
[ lit ] your muse lighting a cigarette , spliff , etc. for mine .
[ order ] your muse ordering for mine at a restaurant or bar .
[ guide ] your muse putting a hand on mine’s back to lead them .
[ pay ] your muse paying for mine at a store , bar , restaurant , etc . ( you can specify where or for what . )
[ open ] your muse opening a door for mine .
[ dry ] your muse drying mine off with a towel after a shower , bath , swimming , etc .
[ instruct ] your muse giving mine instructions / telling them what to do .
[ groom ] your muse adjusting mine’s appearance , such as straightening a tie , fixing their hair , or buttoning their shirt for them , etc .
[ direct ] your muse taking mine by the chin and telling them to look yours in the eye .
[ disagree ] your muse sternly telling mine ‘ no ‘ .
[ rest ] your muse resting their arm over mine’s shoulder / s .
[ clean ] your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mine’s cheek , forehead , etc . feel free to specify what and how .
[ answer ] your muse answering a question meant for mine .
[ coat ] your muse holds mine’s coat out for them while they put it on .
[ pilot ] your muse taking mine by the arm , hand , shoulder , etc . to lead them .
[ stare ] your muse staring mine down .
[ placement ] your muse telling mine to sit down .
[ teach ] your muse taking control of mine’s hand , arm , hips , etc . to make sure they do something correctly .
[ patience ] your muse telling mine to be patient .
[ tears ] your muse wiping away mine’s tears .
[ swat ] your muse swatting mine’s hand away from something they’re not supposed to touch .
[ jewelry ] your muse clasping a piece of jewelry for mine , such as a necklace , or earrings .
[ enough ] your muse commanding mine to stop talking .
[ retrieve ] your muse requesting or ordering mine to retrieve them something .
[ invite ] your muse inviting mine to sit on their lap .
[ lean ] your muse inviting mine to lean into their side while they’re sitting or laying together .
[ calm ] your muse telling mine to ‘ just breathe ‘ .
[ scold ] your muse scolding mine for something .
[ comfort ] your muse pulling mine into a reassuring hug .
[ approval ] your muse complimenting mine on a choice they’ve made .
[ beckon ] your muse beckoning mine to them without speaking .
[ laces ] your muse lacing , tying , or zipping something for mine , such as shoes , a dress , or a jacket , etc .
[ stay ] your muse telling mine to stay in the car .
[ defend ] your muse defending mine’s reputation , dignity , or safety for them .
[ feed ] your muse feeding mine something , feel free to specify what .
[ volume ] your muse demanding mine speak louder .
[ read ] your muse reading something to mine .
[ refill ] your muse refilling mine’s glass for them .
[ possessive ] your muse resting their hand on mine’s leg or the small of their back while they’re sitting beside each other .
me, writing an original character: LET ME FOLLOW ALL THE OC’S
“you can spend your days watching fucking kitchen nightmares all you want and wait for buzzfeed to put out a quiz you think is finally relevant to your gen-x/millenial/baby boomer/wHATEVER ass, but those things aren’t sustenance. they won’t get you places. they’re gazebo’s – sorry, placebo’s. they’ll make you feel better for maybe a minute and then the whole existentialism sinks in again, and it’s there to remind you that you shouldn’t give a shit because everybody dies, everybody’s just trying to take the next step, and nothing fucking matters. who cares if it doesn’t make any fucking sense. life doesn’t make sense. people die, they leave you, and you get left with fuck all and your own worthless feelings about how you feel. what good is that when no one’s there to back it up? jesus christ….
anyway, have you seen this meme?”
me during new years
Leigh Bardugo Quote Starters
A collection of rp starters from all of Leigh Bardugo’s books, because I love her. And Six of Crows was an absolute masterpiece. Challenge; If you reblog this from an RP blog, send them one!
“What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?“
“Knife to the throat?”
“Gun to the back?”
“Poison in his cup?”
“Many boys will bring you flowers. But someday you’ll meet a boy who will learn your favorite flower, your favorite song, your favorite sweet. And even if he is too poor to give you any of them, it won’t matter because he will have taken the time to know you as no one else does. Only that boy earns your heart.”
“I would have come for you. And if I couldn’t walk, I’d crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we’d fight our way out together-knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that’s what we do. We never stop fighting.”
“The heart is an arrow. It demands aim to land true.”
“No mourners. No funerals.”
“I missed you every hour. And you know what the worst part was? It caught me completely by surprise.”
“It’s not natural for women to fight.“
“It’s not natural for someone to be as stupid as he is tall, and yet there you stand.”
“I will have you without armor. Or I will not have you at all.”
“When everyone knows you’re a monster, you needn’t waste time doing every monstrous thing.”
“My ghost won’t associate with your ghost.”
“The problem with wanting is that it makes us weak.”
“The water hears and understands. The ice does not forgive.”
“I’m a business man. No more, no less.”
“You’re a thief.”
“Isn’t that what I just said?”
“When people say impossible, they usually mean improbable.”
“The less you say, the more weight your words will carry.”
“We are all someone’s monster.”
“Fear is a phoenix. You can watch it burn a thousand times and still it will return.”
“I am not ruined. I am ruination.”
“Please, my darling, treasure of my heart, won’t you do me the honor of acquiring me a new hat?”
“Watch yourself, princes bleed just like other men.”
“Yes. They just do it in better clothes.”
“I have been made to protect you. Only in death will I be kept from this oath.”
“What is infinite? The universe and the greed of men.”
“Anything worth doing always starts as a bad idea.”
“I will strip away all that you know, all that you love, until you have no shelter but mine.”
“Make me your villain.”
“Men mock the gods until they need them.”
“Crows remember human faces. They remember the people who feed them, who are kind to them. And the people who wrong them too. They don’t forget. They tell each other who to look after and who to watch out for.”
"Let’s not say things we don’t mean, my love.”
"You’re better than waffles.”
“But I’ve also been known to answer to ‘sweetheart’ or ‘handsome.’”
“Greed may do your bidding, but death serves no man.”
“You love trickery.”
“I love puzzles. Trickery is just my native tongue.”
“The easiest way to steal a man’s wallet is to tell him you’re going to steal his watch. You take his attention and direct it where you want it to go.”
“Scheming face.”
“Greed is your god.”
"Greed bows to me. It is my servant and my lever.”
"You and I are going to change the world.”
“And there’s nothing wrong with being a lizard either. Unless you were born to be a hawk.”
“How many times have you told me you’re a monster? So be a monster. Be the thing they all fear when they close their eyes at night.”
“Maybe love was superstition, a prayer we said to keep the truth of loneliness at bay.”
“You aren’t a flower, you’re every blossom in the wood blooming at once. You are a tidal wave. You’re a stampede. You are overwhelming.”
“Oh, and the easiest way to make someone furious is to tell them to calm down.”
“And that was what destroyed you in the end: the longing for something you could never have.”
“I don’t hold a grudge. I cradle it. I coddle it. I feed it fine cuts of meat and send it to the best schools. I nurture my grudges.”
“There are two thrones on that dais. You could see me any time you liked.”
"I’m not used to people trying to kill me.”
“This action will have no echo.”
“I hope you weren’t looking to me to be the voice of reason. I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret.”
“I like to have powerful enemies. Makes me feel important.“
“You have a way of talking that makes me want to shoot someone. Preferably you.”
“People point guns at each other all the time here. It’s basically a handshake.”
“Do you answer a question directly?”
“Hard to say. Ah, there, I’ve done it again.”
“Weakness is a guise. Wear it when they need to know you’re human, but never when you feel it.”
“You can’t spend his money if you’re dead.”
“I’ll acquire expensive habits in the afterlife.”
"Everyone needs a hobby.”
“This whole ‘shoot me’ thing is starting to concern me.”
“Suffering is like anything else. Live with it long enough, you learn to like the taste.”
“You know the problem with heroes and saints? They always end up dead.”
“Where do think the money went?“
“I’m perfectly capable of being stupid on my own.”
"I came here for you. You’re my flag. You’re my nation.”
“We are alike as no one else is, as no one else will ever be.”
"I’ve had a lot of nicknames, but that one is easily the most accurate.”
“If only you could talk to girls in equations.”
“Always hit where the mark isn’t looking.”
“Who’s Mark?”
“I like to have powerful enemies. Makes me feel important.”
“It’s a vow that if I can’t be anything else to you, at least I can be a weapon in your hand.”
“What is infinite? The universe and the greed of men.”
“Do you have a different name for killing when you wear a uniform to do it?”
“Brick by brick, I will destroy you.”
“Do you blame me for every mistake I made? For every girl I tumbled? For every dumb thing I’ve said? Because if we start running tallies on stupid, you know who’s going to come out ahead.”
“Well, if it gets too bad, give me a signal, and I’ll get up on the banquet table, toss my skirt over my head, and do a little dance. That way no one will be looking at you.”
“Did you tell him what I showed you in the dark?”
“When we get our money, you can burn it to keep you warm.”
“I’m going to pay someone to burn my money for me.”
“Why don’t you pay someone else to pay someone to burn your money for you? That’s what the big players do.”
“I can’t decide if you’re a fearmonger or a coward.”
“And I can’t decide if you’re an idiot or an idiot.”
“Maybe your tutors didn’t cover this lesson, but you do not argue with a man covered in blood and a knife up his sleeve.”
“You wouldn’t know a good time if it sidled up to you and stuck a lollipop in your mouth.”
“Thanks for being my best friend and making my life bearable. Oh, and sorry I fell in love with you for a while there.”
“Facts are for the unimaginative.”
futuregazed:
“she’s — uh, she’s my service animal.” the vest should’ve been pretty obvious ( and usually he doesn’t even have sadie wear it ) so sybll isn’t sure what the problem is.
not that this hasn’t happened before, but usually in public he has one of his parents to back him up with all the legalities. already he’s trying to stammer them out. “it’s not — you can’t ask for documentation that’s not — it’s illegal.”
Tha-tha-that’s all, folks!
Ok, so the kid isn’t really stuttering as much as he is flubbing, trying to figure out what to say, but the pig still comes to mind. However; the threat stands and he inclines his head with his mouth in a twist that speaks volumes of being in a pinch.
“Not necessarily in Canada,” is his given petulance. At its core, it’s his admittance to acquiescing. His hands spread, palm up, gesturing to his store as a whole. “What brings you here?”
Was it the sign? Was it the pure energy of the universe badgering him to come bother some sad soul named Fox?
Oh, please, do tell.
'i clawed my way into the light but the light is just as scary.'
This is bonding, Fox thinks idly. He’s never really been comfortable with the art of it (been on many buses with other people to know that he’s poor at the subject) and this time is no different. He merely can only watch as Sybill sorts out their new stock (hand cut crystals from a girl in B.C) with methodical practice, pausing every-so-often to admire their gleam, their possible beatific qualities. He’s just a kid, but he doesn’t remind Fox of one.
Instead, the only thing that comes to mind is a fear-driven mink, pushed into a corner with no choice but to show its teeth and then be condemned for such an act. He’s seen the kid come in with different states to his skin: discolorations that aren’t bruises alone, gum in his unruly hair, once: some oatmeal-esque goop on his head, shoulders, and dog.
What middle ground was there to find when light and dark were polar opposites with no offered inbetween?
“Fascinating,” he mumbles, e-cigarette resting on his lower lip with careful ease, and continues to pretend he has no interest in the life of this kid (who had so, so fucking easily waltzed in and demanded attention and pulled the trick of with no show of how it was even done).
SORRY I DISAPPEARED
things got hectic and i’ve been working extra bar shifts so i’m tired all the time and then with the shooting, i’ve been doing even MORE because i’m donating the money i earn from that to the victims and their families because that is some bullshit
anyway like this for a starter
finn voice: i'm an aries what can u tell me
you’re a tiny goat idiot
Silvertongue Young the Giant
Ben Wyatt + looking into the camera
text messages.
[ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to drunk text me rn? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— didn’t you get my last text? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you ignoring me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m so bored! [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey you 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— blue is definitely your color 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— ugh i wish you were here! [ 📲 • sms ] —— i think you’re going to like what you see 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you’ve been on my mind all day today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i can’t stop thinking about you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you gonna fall asleep on me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— NO don’t fall asleep on me again tonight! [ 📲 • sms ] —— you fell asleep on me last night! you owe me now [ 📲 • sms ] —— send me a picture 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey cutie! haven’t talked to you in a while! [ 📲 • sms ] —— why did you stop texting me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey can i call you now? [ 📲 • sms ] —— call me rather talk on the phone [ 📲 • sms ] —— sweet dreams….with me in them 😉 jk [ 📲 • sms ] —— oooooh, i like the sound of that 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna hang out tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna do tomorrow? ☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— you looked really good today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— can’t wait to see you xoxo [ 📲 • sms ] —— talk dirty to me [ 📲 • sms ] —— maybe i can stay the night with you tomorrow [ 📲 • sms ] —— dang you take long enough to text back. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you are the slowest texter ever. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate texting you sometimes. you take forever. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you take forever and a day to reply. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i was wondering where you went. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what happened? where did you go? [ 📲 • sms ] —— k. [ 📲 • sms ] —— ok that’s cool. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s wrong with you? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey where was you today? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna come over? [ 📲 • sms ] —— why are you texting me? i’m standing right beside you… [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate one word texters. [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop one wording me. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you mad at me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna talk about? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you like me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i love you 😍 [ 📲 • sms ] —— miss you 😘 [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop sending me that wink face. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you okay? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m gonna take a shower brb [ 📲 • sms ] —— hold on i gotta do something real quick. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to sext me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— my dog/cat said he/she missed you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s your dog/cat doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you watching? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i see how it is 😜 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you can’t text me but you can be on facebook/twitter/instagram/ [ 📲 • sms ] —— how come you never text me anymore? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i gave you my number so you could text me punk 😛 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me back anymore ☹️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— sorry didn’t mean to bug you [ 📲 • sms ] —— you only text me when i text you first. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me first! [ 📲 • sms ] —— wanna go catch a movie tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you mean by that status you posted? [ 📲 • sms ] —— guess what emoji is next to your name in my phone? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey stranger. stop being a stranger. [ 📲 • sms ] —— did you miss me? 😆 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m looking through your pictures right now. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i saw that selfie you just posted. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you text me after i upload a bomb selfie i see. [ 📲 • sms ] —— it’s okay you don’t to lie to me. [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that was so sweet. ☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that just made me smile. ️☺️☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g i’m punching you so hard the next time i see you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g you get on my nerves. [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey there ! remember me ? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you going to ignore me again tomorrow?