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[horrorstarlight]

Thar melatonin knocked my ass out, I took it at nine and I just woke up at 2:15. What the hell, that usually doesn't work on me, like what the hell

[horrorstarlight]

10 posts!

Wow

[horrorstarlight]

I can change fonts?!

[horrorstarlight]

I've been thinking about how crazy living in a small town is. Like, I live in a place I could walk across town in thirty minutes and then I live a few miles out if the town and wouldn't risk walking to town because it crosses a major trucking road like what

[mayakern]

chase me if you must, but i’ll be the one to capture you

[horrorstarlight]

Lesbians? Royal x knight lesbaisn? YIIIIISSSS PLS

[penandinkprincess]

listen i just think people designing skirts/dresses need to learn to account for the butt better.

like c'mon now. let's just add a smidge more length in the back so my sensible hem length isn't playing peekaboo behind me just bc i'm packing more ass than the designer was ready for.

[desidesidesi]

Fun fact! @mayakern skirts do this for their mini skirts! Her midis are a great length no matter the butt, but her mini skirts are no joke for folks with large barges!

(yes this is a shameless plug for my favorite designer of skirts on the planet, why do you ask?)

[penandinkprincess]

👀

[desidesidesi]

OH. Also? Pockets big enough to hold a nintendo switch 😎

[mayakern]

aw thank you for the mention! 🥰

and yes, as an ass haver, when we decided to revamp our old skater skirts into true miniskirts, i absolutely had to make the backs longer for exactly this reason!

anyway if you see profile shots of our miniskirts where the back looks like it’s the same length as the front, that’s because most of our models have big butts.

and i u think im lying……… first on this pic of @adorkastock in our mountain mini, you can see how it curves lower in the back. and second, here is a photo of my wife in one of our desert minis where you can really see the difference.

[horrorstarlight]

I

I REALLY WANT ONE OF THESE SKIRTS OHHH MAH GOD WHERE CAN I GET ONE PLS! THEYRE SO PREEEEETTTTTTY

[aqualish007]

i think the sequel should start off like this

[horrorstarlight]

Yes, yes it should

[horrorstarlight]

5 posts!

What is this

[creatures-5]

"Yeah I love it when other girls eat me out ;3"

*Gestures to the gaping wound in my abdomen*

[horrorstarlight]

Saaaame tho-

[horrorstarlight]

MY CAT IS TRYING TO DRINK THE PAINT WATER HELP-

[horrorstarlight]

MY CATIS TRYING TO DRINK THE PAINT WATER AAAAAHHHUGHSUDYCMS9AHCNS-

[horrorstarlight]

Help. I just figured that screens figure ORANGE SKIN IS THE SAME AS HUMAN SKIN AND YOU CAN SWIPE AND CLICK ON THINGS WITH AN ORANGE PEEL AND IT IS TERRIFYING TO KNOW

[horrorstarlight]

This place is so strange.

I could go on YouTube and watch your greatest ideas or log on and see the most wackass shit or greatest posts and art