Somewhere we'll find infinity

I like bands and kissing cute people. (She/her)

[revoltingchild]

[mxlabradorite]

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

[drunkygoesonadventures]

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“Listen, if I can’t afford a bad dragon dildo, I’m gonna try to get the real thing.” -Me, a bard who is rolling to seduce the dragon

[clientsfromhell]

I’m a freelance video editor, and sometimes I end up with little gems like these of people that know nothing about basic video terminology. Case in point:

Client: I like this, but I wish it was a little bit brighter

I accept and increase the brightness and graded the footage a bit to make it slightly more vivid.

Client: That’s not what I wanted man, I want it to be a little bit BRIGHTER y'know?

I have no idea what the hell he means so I up the saturation a little bit along with upping the contrast and the brightness hoping that’s what they wanted

Client: You obviously know nothing about editing, I’ll do this myself if you can’t understand something as basic as upping the brightness

I had barely started so it wasn’t really anything awful, I simply asked he not use the project file I made and he agreed. A few days later I decide to check his channel to see if he made his footage brighter.

Apparently, the moron wanted lens flares.

[prollyright-deactivated20260122]

Finding someone who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to you every day, whether they’re a friend or a lover, is one of the best feelings ever.

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[ruinsmami]

2018 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that

[half-ace]

concept: one of those “live, laugh, love” wall hangings, except it’s john mulaney’s “Eat ass, suck a dick, sell drugs.”

[barrykoeghan]

finally finished it and I’m gonna hang it on my door so people know what’s up

[horse-20]

set your past on fire and leave

[formerarsonist]

my talents include: fucking things up, and being a fucking idiot

[fluffymcmuffins]

remember when macklemore said “walk into the club like whaddup i gotta big cock” and we just let him

[babyanimalgifs]

Sleeping cuties

[ripe]

rangerandnelson 🌿

[thebelchers]

[disneyadaptations]

Brendan Fraser as George in George of The Jungle

[glubprince]

[william-snekspeare]

Some of you were curious about the honey process

Well, I’m here to show you what these wonderful little ladies make, and how us humans collect the extra.

Some Vocabulary:

This is a Langstroth beehive. Those boxes in it are called “Supers”. Supers hold 10 frames each. Frames look like this.

I’m here to teach you about honey extraction from this particular kind of hive, and when you only have like 5 or 6.

The Process:

First, we start with the frame of honey.

Notice anything? The bees have “capped” this honey with beeswax so it can keep for the winter! (or beekeep heheh)

So what you wanna do is cut those bad boys off with ya Hot Knife.

(Or you can just scrape them off with a fork. Or poke holes in them. Dealer’s choice, man.)

Next, you put your uncapped frames in the Crazy Spin Cylinder. (The Extractor)

And YA CRANK IT

And the honey sp i n s

Honey GO

H O N  E  Y

The frames are spun at such a high speed that the honey is pulled right out!

Next, you open the spigot at the bottom, run it through a strainer…

Pour it in a jar…

and VOILA!

Beautiful Bee Nectar that you got yaself! This has been a PSA

[breefolk-hates-staff]

This is my favorite episode of How It’s Made.

[bpd-monster]

my symptoms: *get progressively worse*

me: oh thank god i thought i was faking this whole time