A$HLEY

22, Austin Texas

[bakwaaas]

[officialunitedstates]

FACT OF THE DAY: las vegas is spanish for the vegas

[spelldealer]

[barbienefertiti]

[floralobsessednerd]

[adora-korra]

is there a German word for when you’re kicking a rock along a trail and eventually it’s come so far with you that you now have an emotional attachment to it

[maroontails73]

[ngutu-deactivated20190127]

not to flex but i never saw la la land

[weavemama]

TIME MAGAZINE SNAPPED

[republicanidiots]

Time doesn’t get to be indignant.  

[princezilla]

…It literally says “President of the Divided States of America” right there on the cover, its not a flattering piece. Maybe if you actually did a little research you’d see that Person of the Year is not about virtue or positivity, its always been about influence and impact and there is no denying that Trump defined 2016 even if it was in the worst possible way.

[bixbiboom]

The framing of the cover is deliberately arranged so the M appears like devil horns on his head, and the posing is deliberately set to mirror the Time cover from 1941 depicting Hitler. Time also published numerous articles in 2016 heavily criticizing him; the August 22 cover of last year featured Trump’s melting face with the headline MELTDOWN (because he was having another one; I can’t tell you which one at this point, there’s been so many, but I’m sure it’s on Twitter).

Time absolutely gets to be indignant.

[danger]

Freaks and Geeks (1999-2000)

[mightymargaretofanjou]

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

[frankie-steins-leg]

In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy

[bob-belcher]

[brundlejenn]

this would be far too powerful

[honeybee-fuzz]

I went to a Q&A seminar with Antoni and Karamo and they told us that at Queer Eye auditions Jonathan literally ran from room to room yelling “WHERE IS SHE” over and over again and while everyone assumed it was about the casting director or something it was, in fact, about a Starbucks cup he’d lost, and I need you all to know that Jonathan lives on maximum 24/7. He is a force that cannot be contained

[princessparakeet]

my DREAM JOURNAL blog was ?????? flagged???? theres not even any ????? photos???

[hotvampireadjacent]

STAFF TOOK YOUR DREAM JOURNAL

[princessparakeet]

[torturelabyrinth]

this is the most profound thing i’ve ever read

[boyga-king]

Am Eric Andre Am has a terrifying symmetry

[ironlocked]

venom.

31% on Rotten Tomatoes

35% on Metacritic

2/5 on Empire

1/5 stars on the Rolling Stone

“a massively overqualified cast”

“What went wrong? Everything, actually.”

“No one has to fake a bad review of this”

“The ending suggests that there’s a…sequel…Audiences have suffered enough.”

Also:

95% of Google users liked it

89% of Rotten Tomato audiences liked it

The average audience rating was 4.4/5 (18,619 reviews)

My mother, who doesn’t usually like superhero movies, says that this movie deserves at least 80% and that’s really something

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

Critics: Who could possibly enjoy this disaster of a movie?

Op:

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

last night I was denouncing some forgettable shitbag to my girlfriend and said “even the ground wouldn’t want him to rot in it” and was instantly projected into the body of a gnarled old irish woman 200 years ago, spinning thread and spitting on the ground as I bitch and look out to sea.

[cuddlingwithsatan]

When you bitch so hard you astral project into one of your past lives