hello watcherinas i believe i have stumbled upon something for puppet history s7 so please read to the end because it’s long and complex :)). or you can read the tl;dr
these, in order of when they were posted, are the most recent puppet history s7 “hints” (what i will be calling them for the time being). a little in depth on each post:
The photo shows a right triangle puppet being looked at by what appears to be be the Purgatory Puppets
Policarpa’s Spool is visible, meaning that it is most likely the PP
There is writing on the page that reads: “ne[???]…math [???]… for[???]…”
There is faint writing that reads: “[???] freaked my [???]…”
A captionless post to the song “A Horse with No Name” by America
The picture shows the back of a horse puppet (not Stanley Melvin Murphy) looking at The Professor and another unknown puppet in the puppet theater together, posing like friends
The unknown puppet is a light blue with a balding head and is dressed like a doctor (or maybe scientist/pharmacist)
It is the most humanoid of all of the puppets
On “A Horse with No Name” by America
might mean a connection to season 5, might be a red herring
A post with the caption : “Another perfectly normal season of Puppet History shaping up!”
The picture shows a bottle of “PHORGEDYTOL: EASY LIVIN’ PLUS” on the set of the show
Ryan commented “…” on the post
PHORGEDYTOL: EASY LIVIN’ PLUS
Phorgedytol -> “forget-it-all”
Bottle has a similar color scheme to The Genie (dark purple, pink, yellow)
There is a picture of a horse on the bottle
“PHORGEDYTOL: EASY LIVIN’ PLUS”
“The once daily BRAIN PILL”
“MEDICALLY PROVEN to be in this bottle”
“FDA APPROVED for the purpose of euthanizing slugs”
“ALL-NATURAL but it’s not so it isn’t”
“BALANCED…NATURAL…VEGAN…[???]”
the words at the bottom are not clear but are accompanied by pictures
Yin & Yang in a fruit of some king
A little plant like the one from Wall-E
There is a Lewis dot structure of the chemicals in Phorgedytol
i asked myself how these all connect and eventually came up with this chart
i feel like these are pretty self-explanatory (and a lot of guesswork), but the one that needs explaining is the last one: “A Horse with No Name” by America connects to Phorgedytol. hear me out, i do not think “A Horse with No Name” was unintentionally picked.
“A Horse with No Name” by America -> Phorgedytol
Chorus: “I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name/ It felt good to be out of the rain/ In the desert you can’t remember your name/ ‘Cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain”
Song is an extended metaphor for “a vehicle to get away from life’s confusion into a quiet, peaceful place”
Possibly indicates that someone is using Phorgedytol to forget something bad that happened to them
a common misconception (or alternate interpretation, if you look at it that way) is that the song is a metaphor for drug use. this interpretation has been denied by the songwriters
tl;dr: i think that the doctor puppet will introduce phorgedytol to a character who wants to use it to forget something (whether this is well-intentioned or not). phorgedytol may be related to the horses, especially since it now seems like there is “a horse with no name” being introduced next season. phorgedytol may have a connection to the genie since they have matching color schemes. the other puppets will return in a subplot of sorts, focusing around a right triangle puppet. i do not know how the puppet vape factors into all of this.
OBVIOUSLY this is all mostly guesswork but i think there have been too many horse mentions already for them to not be plot relevant again (like s3/4). i have more theories surrounding much of these, but those do not have substantial evidence so i will not post them yet. my additional guess for phorgedytol, though, is that dorothy ruth might use it to forget about stanley melvin murphy. my only evidence for this is the horse on the bottle and the fact that at the end of s6 she was literally going to try and find her husband (in purgatory???) idk she seems like the type to take it
there are unanswered things from last season that i am not accounting for but those would be a chekhov’s gun i suppose
if you read all of this thank you for hearing me out!!! puppet history unlocks a very specific part of my brain that loses all sense of what is realistic :)
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