Poor Life Decisions

executioner: say thy last words, wench me: [head in guillotine] don’t forget to like, comment and subscribe

[zegalba]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

rewatching a movie you loved as a teen and realizing it’s actually really really really really not good

[cheaphalloweencostume]

ok im taking my post back then.

[kristina100000]

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

the dogs wouldn’t stop getting in my dads gross chair so he carved this weird sculpture of his own frowning face with a chainsaw and puts it on the chair when he’s not sitting in it. the dogs are scared of it

[memorycycle]

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[unicouniuni]

Uni.

[christopher575]

HEY LADIES … … … … … … … DID YOU KNOW UHHHHHHHHH

[jimnutto-deactivated20230114]

[dorothylarouge]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[birdgirl45-deactivated20120118]

[troyyy]

this is my favorite video of all time

[catchymemes]

[cryptotheism]

I had a dream that Joe Biden addressed the nation wearing a Miko robe like a Shinto priestess. He was also visibly 8 months pregnant. He didn't talk about that until the press asked him about it, to which he replied "I bear the child of a great spirit" as if that was like, something mildly inconvenient like getting stuck in traffic.

[flagellant]

[cryptotheism]

Laika how did you make this that fast

[flagellant]

Who do you think gave you the dream

[cyberfights]

My biggest fear is sucking my own dick on top of a snowy mountain and losing my balance so I roll down it and turn into a huge snowball all the way to the base of the mountain then months later they find my body and it’s just a frozen skeleton self sucking.

[hot-golly-ghee]

I beg your pardon?

[snoppy]

In the club yawning

[veeranger]

me: where are my snackies

emperor palpatine who lives in my kitchen: it seem, in your anger….you ated them

[bananatwinky]

It’s not fair where tf are people getting crow friends

[ripempezardexerox]

[breakfastofnations]

New Boot Skeetin

[its-a-beautful-day]

Howdy Partner!!

[dankmemeuniversity]