It's the Life! C'est La Vie!

Well, if you just read the blog, you wouldn't have to read this section about me, but if you must know, I am a girl. Well duh. If you looked at the picture at the top of the page, you could probably figure that out. Anyway, let's see. Well, I play music. Which if you just read the blog, you could probably figure that out too. I dance. And I like margaritas. That's about it I guess. Anyway, if you want to know more, just read the damn blog already.

[thebootydiaries]

kiss me and touch my booty with ur diary

bye stop

[hot-tunes17]

😂😂😂

[neilcicierega]

amazing

[bryonycloud]

is this true

[thebootydiaries]

of course it’s true it literally says it right there??

[toastbutteregg]

don’t question the facts

[hot-tunes17]

Dems the truths right there.

[hot-tunes17]

💄 💋Cinnamon No.8

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Purse kitty. 👜😸

[hot-tunes17]

😘💄 Mauve No. 2

[mcdolans]

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes

[mcdolans]

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

Good job Illinois!

[lesgcf]

isnt it horrifying that theres only four US states that have banned conversion therapy??

[sheepmommy-deactivated20161205]

that and why are we giving “good job”s to illinois for not being shit to human beings like

[lesbienjolras-blog]

however i do wanna say “good job” to all the activists that mustve worked hard to get this in place - its easy to not believe in conversion therapy, its incredibly difficult to do all the work to get it banned. so good on them.

[hot-tunes17]

Why does this even have to be celebratory? Like we should know not to try to torture children into changing...

[hot-tunes17]

This time of year is always the hardest

[hot-tunes17]

Being fabulous all day is exhausting.

[all1sees]

Blueberries piss me the fuck off

They’re BLUE.

but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

[theangelictennants]

okay I keep seeing this and I felt the need to point out that humans are in fact any shade of brown/tan on the outside, if you mash them they are red, and if you skin them they are pink. no I will not be including photos.

[megnesiums-deactivated20171121]

ok hannibal

[hot-tunes17]

What sorcery is this?

[hot-tunes17]

Me: Yeah can I have a large iced coffee? Barista: ... You sure you want iced? It's cold outside. Me: *Leans in really close* Me: I feel nothing.

[hot-tunes17]

I love this. 

[skygenders]

The Lion King and Tumblr

[hot-tunes17]

It's a Lion.

It's a fucking Lion.

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Smiles don't result from good things. They result in good things.

Mike Posner- Top of the World

[hot-tunes17]

ENTRY-LEVEL JOB OPENING: Minimum 3 years experience required. Must speak 4 languages. Must have 2 olympic gold medals. Mandatory reference letter from Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.

[hot-tunes17]

I got so say, I saw this, and I couldn't help it, I laughed. I loved it.

It's so damn fun!!

"shoulders sideways, smack it smack it in the air