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[visenyaism]

Under no circumstances do you have to hand it to Rhaegar Targaryen. however. Clapping the traumatized 17 yr old nepo intern knight you are leaving as sole protector of your wife and kids against your certifiably insane father the king in the middle of a civil war you caused that you are losing on the shoulder and going “well sport, i’m gonna be honest. I’m starting to get the feeling that some of this…is bad. and I prob should’ve changed things a while ago but I forgot to get around to it (oopsie daisy) anyway we’ll fix it when I get back” has got to be one of the funniest things to say before immediately dying in said civil war and leaving said intern with the dilemma of regicide or atomization-by-wildfire

[visenyaism]

First Democrat Targaryen

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

i saw walder of house white making milk of the poppy with that urchin jessaerys

[henryclervals]

Riz Ahmed giving Edmund’s ‘Stand up for bastards’ speech from King Lear (Act I, Scene II)

[vitaminkenjoyer]

i accept that a lot of the characters had to be aged up in the show but smth about jaime being like 40 n still fucking his sister just feels unreasonable to me like girl its time to hang it up how long u gonna keep doin this...

[vitaminkenjoyer]

book jaime sowing his wild incest oats in his 20s then settling down in his 30s like a normal person he's so well adjusted

[deadmegumi]

It's peak.

[deadmegumi]

CONNINGTON GLANCED INTO THE PIT. “THE BEAR WAS LESS HAIRY THAN THAT FREAK, I’LL—” JAIME’S GOLDEN HAND CRACKED HIM ACROSS THE MOUTH SO HARD THE OTHER KNIGHT WENT STUMBLING DOWN THE STEPS. HIS LANTERN FELL AND SMASHED, AND THE OIL SPREAD OUT, BURNING. “YOU ARE SPEAKING OF A HIGHBORN LADY, SER. CALL HER BY HER NAME. CALL HER BRIENNE.” CONNINGTON EDGED AWAY FROM THE SPREADING FLAMES ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES. “BRIENNE. IF IT PLEASE MY LORD.” HE SPAT A GLOB OF BLOOD AT JAIME’S FOOT. “BRIENNE THE BEAUTY.”

[fagcrisis]

i wish i knew about words and stuff and was smart so i could explain to u all how arya is literally odysseus

[fagcrisis]

like shes been trying to go home for years and never getting closer, almost as if some divine power has it out for her. wears disguises & gets out of sticky situations with lies and tricks. encounters monsters and men who seem out of this world. the "no one" thing. gestures vaguely. you get it

[ilynpilled]

still love the way grrm decided to write this so damn much. other than the obvious romantic undertones of it all the “so he did” is so terse and simple and blunt as if it is the most straightforward and obvious thing in the world. jumping unarmed into a pit with a live bear to save this woman is the most sound thing in the world. wanting her is the most sound thing in the world. doing the right thing is the most sound thing in the world. there is no justification for even a blink of hesitation. so he did!

[ilynpilled]

this is also why i cant put into words how much i dislike when ppl act like this was a purely calculated decision on his part. hell no it was something visceral for him. what else is there to do than leap into the damn pit head first and go get her???

[faunary]

Mother of Dragons (based on William-Adolphe Bouguereau’s ‘Twilight’)

[motorway-south]

tywin: i will teach my eldest son about lannister-fascism

cersei, snooping on them: god im sooooo jealous i wish he would teach me about lannister-fascism

jaime, watching tiktok brainrot subway surfers footage in his head:

[ilynpilled]

if you pay close attention you can always see this in the right corner of the page in his pov chapters

[motorway-south]

[ilynpilled]

every scene where jaime interacts with the world. thats the thing right next to the footage above in the right corner of the page. a penis activation meter

[jeyneofpoole]

jonsam is good because it is actually substantial, textual, and meaningful. jonsatin is good because satin is a baller character and i’m still hung up on mary magdalene satin theory truther reddit guy from 2021. greysnow is good because it’s the two best members of the fitzchivalry farseer asoiaf diaspora shacking up to maximize their joint 😬😬😬😬😬😬

[wulfhall]

theon if he gets put on trial for killing bran and rickon (stannis is the judge)

[deadmegumi]

at the end of the day every tongue that has ever risen against sansa stark can should will and must fall

[spirulin4]

if i drink while pregnant its bc my baby wants it you wouldn't get the psychic connection between mother and fetus

[ilynpilled]

[visenyaism]

I have joked in the past that about stannorexia however I do need you to understand that I was being serious about Stannis Baratheon being anorexic that one is real

[visenyaism]

Stannis Baratheon is the most spiritually and physically repressed person to ever live, is balding, constantly grinding his teeth and clenching his jaw, cold, irritable and abrasive, only drinks lemon water and drinks a weird amount of it, has no sex drive, and is so gaunt and exhausted he looks like a skull by the end of it. Central trauma is around the period of his life where he was not eating food. I read these books for the first time when I was 14 and clocked it and I was right.

[starlight-incarnate]

What is it like to be a prophet? To be a dragon dreamer? Do the dragons still hear the cries of Daenys or Aegon, of Viserys or Helaena, of Daemon Blackfyre or Daeron, of Egg or Aerion, of Maester Aemon or Daenerys? Do they still want to come home?

[the dragon dreamers of asoiaf]