get in line, thou big slut

sarah || 28 || she/they

[buddahlovaz-deactivated20240809]

i don’t even like naruto i just like the version of it i wrote in my head

[ministarfruit]

phoenix wright: ace attorney

[fantasmalresplendent]

I can't be the first to make this connection

[fantasmalresplendent]

y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision

[spaceshiporion]

...Can I add this

[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

[sheepstiel]

every day i discover lore terms i don't know. WHAT on earth is bisexual easter.

it's when misha was bi for a few days before coming out as straight

[chainymail]

wine drunkkk. lords and ladies I don’t think it counts against my vow of chastity if I fuck my squire like it’s not even a big deal

[fullmental]

perfect recipe for mothers day:

Water: 35 l.

Carbon: 20 kg. 

Ammonia: 4 l. 

Lime: 1.5 kg. 

Phosphorus: 800 g. 

Salt: 250 g. 

Saltpeter: 100 g. 

Sulfur: 80 g. 

Fluorine 7.5 g. 

Iron 5 g. 

Silicon 3 g. 

trace amounts of 15 other elements.

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[littolgayfish]

the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

Audio: dramatic piano. The husky screams along, vaguely keeping the rhythm but not the tune

[prudencepaccard]

What Is Glitter?

A strange journey to the glitter factory.

When I asked Ms. Dyer if she could tell me which industry served as Glitterex’s biggest market, her answer was instant: “No, I absolutely know that I can’t.”

I was taken aback. “But you know what it is?”

“Oh, God, yes,” she said, and laughed. “And you would never guess it. Let’s just leave it at that.” I asked if she could tell me why she couldn’t tell me. “Because they don’t want anyone to know that it’s glitter.”

“If I looked at it, I wouldn’t know it was glitter?”

“No, not really.”

“Would I be able to see the glitter?”

“Oh, you’d be able to see something. But it’s — yeah, I can’t.”

I asked if she would tell me off the record. She would not. I asked if she would tell me off the record after this piece was published. She would not. I told her I couldn’t die without knowing. She guided me to the automotive grade pigments.

[injygo]

He also did not want me to visit his glitter factory. The jovial Mr. Shetty told me over the phone that people have no idea of the scientific knowledge required to produce glitter, that Glitterex’s glitter-making technology is some of the most advanced in the world, that people don’t believe how complicated it is, that he would not allow me to see glitter being made, that he would not allow me to hear glitter being made, that I could not even be in the same wing of the building as the room in which glitter was being made under any circumstance, that even Glitterex’s clients are not permitted to see their glitter being made, that he would not reveal the identities of Glitterex’s clients (which include some of the largest multinational corporations in the world; eventually, one did consent to be named: thank you, Revlon, Inc.), and that, fine, I was welcome to come down to Glitterex headquarters to learn more about what I could not learn about in person.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

now THIS is journalism

[oysters-aint-for-me]

“Most of the glitter that adorns America’s name brand products is made in one of two places: The first is in New Jersey, but the second, however, is also in New Jersey.” that is without a doubt the funniest sentence i have ever read

[yutaan]

Assorted papercraft Harrows! I love this Gloom Mistress so much. 💀

It's always interesting to make several versions of a papercraft - I'm very picky about what papers I use, and tend to get hung up on which pattern combo will be "the best." That works fine for one-off artworks like commissions, but when making multiple versions of a piece, I can't do that! So I end up combining patterns I wouldn't normally have thought of, and getting to enjoy the unique feeling of each one.

Which Harrow is your favorite, lovelies?

[screenshotsofdespair]

[davinky-deactivated20210909]

me after my 15 min break at work

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

me after sleeping a healthy 8 hours

[frottinq]

me at the end of a two day weekend

[librarycard]

[that-house]

[nyancrimew]

[crokuta]

based off that one text post

[ink7blot]

[therosielord]

I love how most anime is like “the oldest woman we’ll ever have as a primary character is 21 and you’re lucky if you even get that” and then full metal alchemist brotherhood was like “we are gonna give you several milfs who can kill you”

[toskarin]

the oedipal task of doing the dishes

[toskarin]

SISYPHEQN SISYPHEAN

[hotdogmchiggin]

I guess DARE wasn’t a thing in Goron City