@hothousemouth - Tumblr Blog

#:)#notes on a sideblog theme #this blog operates on fight club rules and is for freaks ONLY

mind palace that was formerly a palace until the ruling family was killed mercilessly for its crimes. and now it's the thinking woman's socialist republic.

#beloved circle of fweaks #in our thinking women's socialist republic #a sacred space

wiiwheel

Would you fuck a guy with absolutely nothing going for him?

Sure let's give him something to be excited about

#william nylander about kyle dubas #why are you booing me i’m right #that fuckass nerd? please! he should be honored for a glimpse of his pussy!#wn x kd

angelbabymikaa

“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for

#beloved circle of fweaks #i hope this is me to you bc it is certainly what i enjoy deeply from you all 💖

itwashotwestayedinthewater

the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

#and i should be allowed to do this #you should not have bored me so

stevieroqers

The fans really love the kitchen, from just seeing it on Twitter. People being like, "Oh, he's renovating his kitchen in Toronto... he's not leaving any time soon!"

#kyle dubas sweating profusely & guiltily in some fuckass place but he doesn't know why #ouaghhh #hairy pits bb #big naturals and hairy pits are the look of the summer thanks for asking #nilliam

thepurplebisexual

Cole wearing Suzy’s hat in the post game interview??? He wants us to rpf or something?

Edit: interestingly Nick was wearing it earlier during his own post game interview, so Cole took it from him???

#thumbelina #he's so gay regularly that this looped back around to being hetero #little dorito bawdy

jarvypup

Ohh I love them

#...HELLO?????????????#hello?#hello H E L P!#oh this #i'm lightheaded #florian so smiley pretty #thumbelina with a puppy which is his happy place #also sandwiched btwn two guys which is his even happier place #OH.#big bro arbs with the puppy ouaghhh #thumbelina #ax #fx

etheltempest

the trophy is half as big as cole is 😭

#no but actually #three popcorns tall #and the trophy is as big as his surprisingly thicc body #thumbelina

cole finding out he won the lady byng while flat on his back, legs spread wide is the most cole way for this to have happened. [video]

#nm i don't want normal people to talk to me about this i take it back #fweaks only #thumbelina #one (1) right for hockey on this here day

saulwexler

Hey did you draw that evil feminist caricature to warn men how their wives would act once they got the right to vote? Illustrator: sure did boss. real sexy, just like you asked.

#ideal relationship dynamics #don't save him! he's right where he wants to be!#gl

raikkonens

btw if two guys are both wearing backwards hats it means they were just making out

#see below

#vieni qua

willgrahamscock

any time I tell my mutual about the fic i'm 'writing' and they ask me where they can read it

lemondoddle

[ID. A stock photo of a waiter lifting a cloche to reveal an empty plate under it. End ID.]

#well...yes!#it's across thousands of signal messages and also years of tumblr dm's and in my memory #where it belongs!

itsalwaysdark

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

#going from reading a niche pairing on ao3 with eleven fics to the most popular pairing with infinity fics

astronomical-light

every day of my goddamn life i am haunted by the metamorphosis of baby kyle dubas and twinky little princess william nylander on the marlies to how now willy just looks like? That? like do you think kyle is okay. do you think he has any blood left in his brain. how does he function.

anyway my point is that twunk needs to absolutely fuck that nerd UP.

astronomical-light