bitchachos

✗ kian lawley ✗ hotlinecrisis ✗behavior may be outlandish and irritating.

[iloveamelia-deactivated20190212]

all i do is drink water and be stupid 

[motelcalifornia-archive-deactiv]

hi, i’m andrea and one time, i gasped so loudly upon seeing a dog that it’s owner sped up to get away from me. avid fan of hot cheetos, bb-8, and annoying the people i love into letting me paint on everything they own. if you want to talk about cute dogs or how meredith grey deserves better, hmu @ cluelessmillennial.

[hotlinecrisis]

do i really have to intro

[hotlinecrisis]

HEY IM HERE

[hotlinecrisis]

i forgot my email bc i’m an idiot

[realfootage]

[goodscreencaps]

[hotlinecrisis]

have you ever sneezed so hard that your back cracks

[hotlinecrisis]

i can’t stop sneezing

[gothkankuroo-deactivated2019060]

y'know what rly lights up ya insides? when someone is laughing and they just look at you and say “i love you” or “you’re so cute” b/c y'know they just feel it so much in that moment they can’t help but say it

[gddr6]

[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[rimbos]

[parakeet]

when ur whole crew doesnt know a damn thing

[hotlinecrisis]

im being judged for picking the salt off of pretzels 

[hotlinecrisis]

ive been playing dont starve lately and im doing a great job at not starving but i am getting killed by creatures nonstop 

[lovelikemountains]

you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where i’m meant to be