Hot Mess

Mary Ellen Football, motogp, and f1

[hotmessmaxpress]

Masterlist

Links are under the cut because this is too long!

You can find the chapters, asks, and extras of the a/b/o au under the tag "rosquez a/b/o au" and the chapters, asks, and extras of the onlyfans au under "OnlyFans au". Any of my asks are tagged "motogp asks."

Always feel free to slide into the ask box with questions or inspiration!

A/B/O AU: Asks are tagged: rosquez a/b/o au

Part 1: Vale/Luca/pack finds out about the bite

Part 2: Bez has a meltdown about Marc joining the pack

Part 3: Bez thinks Luca is still mad (he’s not)

Part 3.5: The porny sequel to part 3 (Luca/Bez)

Part 4: Marc becomes the Pack Mom

Bonus parts/ asks/ one shots:

Marc's nightmares

How the pack fuck Bez (nsfw)

Thoughts on how much Vale loves Bez and Marc

Vale is obsessed with Marc

Marc x Bez omega bonding

My Marc x Bez friendship thesis

Alex visits the ranch

What happens when alphas try to hit on Marc?

Wholesome self-indulgent pack time

Pecco/Bez/Marc

OnlyFans AU: (entire series NSFW) Asks are tagged: onlyfans au

Part 1: Vale is a porn addict

Part 2: Vale and Marc are bikefuckers

Part 3: More bike porn (with a side of obsession)

Part 4: Marc is hot, Vale is fucking stupid

Part 5: Marc is stupid (endearing), Vale is stupid (horny), and Uccio is stupid (evil)

Part 6: Marc and Alex go on an adventure

Part 7: Alexa play ‘mastermind’

Part 8: Spoiler alert: they fuck! (vale's bike makes a cameo)

Part 9: they’re nasty freaks. also they ride bikes, meet luca, and talk

Bonus parts/ asks/ oneshots:

Will Vale be Marc’s sugar daddy? (Vale wishes)

Marc has a boundary (and they talk about it like adults!)

CeleBez gay porn crisis

Tiny Shorts Interlude (Vale POV)

Fake Dating Au (Bezz x Mig)

Part 1: The Plan

Part 2: Bez Didn't Think This Through

Horror Au (Rosquez)

Part 1: Void Creature

Interlude: Void Creature at the Ranch

Part 2: cavities

Part 3: shadows

Part 3.5: shadows part 2

Bez/Marc/Vale

Part 1

MarcMarc

Fluff

Mechanic!Bez AU (Cele/Bez)

Part 1

Oneshots

Soulmate goose au

Bez x Pecco trash talking and in love

Luca x Bezz post-Jerez

First time back at the ranch

Pecco kills someone au

[mikadonian]

Max Verstappen | Red Bull Racing | The View Between Villages

[rbrgoldenboys]

mixed media, max verstappen

[formulapookie]

BEST PUPPY GETS BEST TREATMENT

like actually insane they truly treat him like a dog

and at first they say “You’re beautiful like this, excited”

LIKE SIR I’M SORRY? ESTOP POOR PUPPY IS GONNA CUM SO HARD

[itsapriliabitch]

Aprilia is for the girls, gays and theys, Jorge is just their token straight.

[hairpinturnn]

what aleix's absence from the grid does to margaro stocks... SO sorry to put you on blast op but this is hysterical. jmart. famously straight

(^aleix's at-home bike)

etc etc this post is too long😭😭

[bleuphoric]

Don’t forget to imagine the best case scenario too babe

[strawbunni-shortcake]

vale running the paddock in anything but her team shirt

[yekoc]

bez (mostly/nearly) kissing italian pop star olly onstage after being grabbed by his shirt collar like a dog :)

[karlmarxverstappen]

back of the grid to P6 and the car didn't explode. okay. not everything is lost there are 23 races left.

[ef-1]

Charles and Lewis having good starts means only 1 thing 😍 Ferrari is about to fuck the strategy raw so silly style 🫦❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[hotmessmaxpress]

lewis having to teach ferrari strategy 😭

[hotmessmaxpress]

the constant max view in the bottom corner of the feed so we can watch his constant overtakes is so funny

[hotmessmaxpress]

god toto wolff is so hot

[brakingpoint]

i’ve figured it out. the albert park circuit got confused seeing the 3, assumed daniel ricciardo was in that car, and applied the aussie driver home race curse accordingly

[brakingpoint]

my god they got oscar too……….

[hotmessmaxpress]

my f1 opinions have changed so much over the years. I’ve narrowed all of my haterism to mclaren. I’m now fine with anyone else.

[brakingpoint]

max is stronger than me because if i’d just had a shit day at work and was walking back to the breakroom and some guy was in front of me scurrying backwards with a camera i would probably push him over

[brakingpoint]

max is also stronger than 2018 max in this regard

[hotmessmaxpress]

I had to resubscribe to appleTV to be able to watch f1 in the states again, only to find out my tv doesn’t support it. Imagine me, 30 minutes deep into a conversation with customer support for my “smart” tv only to learn through twitter that max crashed in the first quali lap and is out in Q1 with no time set.