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[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[jesuschristssupernova]

this coffee tastes like i can still have a beautiful life

[adirtnap]

[firstethicalpisces-deactivated2]

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously

[ozempicofficial]

[mysharona1987]

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[sobcat]

forgiving myself today, locking in tomorrow

[sqskiq-deactivated20250123]

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

um. cut him in half

[gorbling]

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

[omtai]

oh log we’re really in it now

[monstermonger]

He's worried about stepping on flowers. He loves nature.

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[faustique]

the damage has been done (overshared)

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[loveridden1999]