𝕳𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖎𝖊𝖂𝖎𝖙𝖍𝕬𝕭𝖔𝖉𝖞

My username isn't an opinion. ★彡 𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘢 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵 彡★ ~𝟷𝟿

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[PRESS] 220516 AleXa at Billboard Music Awards 2022 Red Carpet

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I MEAN-

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YAS

SHE POSTED AN MV TO THE COVER!! IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL 😭 I hope ZB posts it to Spotify with the Wonderland Korean version, cause I already have this playing on repeat 😌 Stan AleXa

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Hold my hand - AleXa Cover

This cover was absolutely breath taking, I am speechless. Her vocals are INCREDIBLE, STOP SLEEPING ON HER!!

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just realized i hadn’t posted about alex winning!!

i’m so so proud of her, this is huge for her! she did so well and i love how she’s finally getting her wins and the love she deserves!! you go alex! 🥹

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SHE SLAYED PLEASE💅✨

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Incorrect Attack On Titan Quotes (ft. Y/N)

｡ﾟ•┈୨♡୧┈•ﾟ｡ F̳o̳l̳l̳o̳w̳ f̳o̳r̳ m̳o̳r̳e̳ ｡ﾟ•┈୨♡୧┈•ﾟ｡

⚠Warning⚠ contains swearing, violence, reckless driving, spitting, kidnapping If you are uncomfortable with any of these, please do not read

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ.───

Eren: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Y/n: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Eren: But you’re always acting stupid? Y/n: ... Y/n: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ.───

Levi: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am- Zoë: A doll. Erwin: A cinnamon roll. Y/n: A sweetheart. Levi: Levi: ...stop it.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ.───

Armin: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out. Jean: Fucking Eren and Y/n were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ.───

Kidnapper: I have your partner. Levi: What? I don't have a partner... Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face? Levi: Oh my god, you have Y/n.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ.───

Y/n: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Reiner. Except you! Reiner: But Y/n, I think you're suspicious! Y/n: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ.───

Y/n: You don't think I can fight because of my gender! Annie: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Mikasa can fight in that dress either. Mikasa: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ.───

Connie: Hey, do you know the password to Y/n’s computer? Sasha: Fuck you, Connie. Connie: Hey!! Sasha: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouConnie". Connie: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ.───

Y/n: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car? Historia: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Ymir, deer!" Y/n: ...And what did Ymir do? Historia: ...They said "Yes, Honey?"

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ.───

Eren: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a. Armin: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory. Y/n: Fuck you.

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MHA Incorrect Quotes (ft. Y/N)

𝘚𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘈𝘭𝘦𝘟𝘢 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵

Warning: swearing, talks of anxiety attacks, violence, depression, breaking the law, and talks of mental health

Bakugou: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Bakugou: *aggressively throws water bottles* Y/n: Uh... what's up with him?Sero: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us. Bakugou: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!! Kirishima, crying:It's working.

1:35 ───ㅇ─────3:47

All For One: Y/n, my old friend! Y/n: I think you tried to kill me at some point. All For One: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

1:35 ───ㅇ─────3:47

Y/n: Look, Tamaki, it's the third time this week you had an anxiety attack.... and its Monday.

1:35 ───ㅇ─────3:47

Tokoyami: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess? Y/n: Your life? Tokoyami: I- well yes, but-

1:35 ───ㅇ─────3:47

Jirou: What time is it? Y/n: I don’t know, pass me that saxaphone and we’ll find out Y/n: *BLASTS the saxaphone* Bakugou: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING Y/n: It’s 2 am

1:35 ───ㅇ─────3:47

Denki: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Y/n: Spear. Denki: BLOCKED.

1:35 ───ㅇ─────3:47

Shigaraki: You're smiling. What happened? Toga: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Y/n: Dabi tripped and fell down the stairs today.

1:35 ───ㅇ─────3:47

Todoroki: That’s illegal, right? Y/n: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop? Todoroki: No- Y/n: Then shut the fuck up.

1:35 ───ㅇ─────3:47

Bakugou: Why is Y/n crying on the floor? Sero: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes. Bakugou: And? Sero: They got Mineta.

1:35 ───ㅇ─────3:47

Y/n: Hey, can I get a sip of that water? Bakugou: It’s not water. Y/n: Vodka! I like your sty- Bakugou: It’s vinegar. Y/n: …What? Bakugou: It's vinegar, PUSSY.

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https://youtu.be/gDe5LJMWMms

(AleXa) Letter from Arirang Radio

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*wipes tear*

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MHA Incorrect Quotes (ft. Y/N)

𝙈𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙠 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩 1 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙖𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩!! 𝙀𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮

Warning: contains mentions of violence, murder, swearing, and arson

✩•̩̩͙*ೃ˚.˚ଘo(∗  ❛ั ᵕ ❛ั )੭່˙ᴵˈ ˡˡ ᵖʳᵒᵗᵉᶜᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˚.*ೃ

Aizawa: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Y/n: Mine just says "Y/n no." Aizawa: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

✩•̩̩͙ೃ˚.˚ଘo(∗  ❛ั ᵕ ❛ั )੭່˙ᴵˈ ˡˡ ᵖʳᵒᵗᵉᶜᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˚.ೃ

Mina: From now on we will be using code names. Mina: You can address me as Eagle One. Mina: Bakugou is “been there done that”. Mina: Sero is “currently doing that”. Mina: Kirishima is “it happened once in a dream”. Mina: Denki is “if I had to pick a dude/gal/enby”. Mina: And Y/n is.. Mina: Eagle Two Y/n: Oh thank god.

✩•̩̩͙ೃ˚.˚ଘo(∗  ❛ั ᵕ ❛ั )੭່˙ᴵˈ ˡˡ ᵖʳᵒᵗᵉᶜᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˚.ೃ

Bakugou: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Y/n: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Bakugou: I said within reason, Y/n. How about I murder that guy? Y/n: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Bakugou: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

✩•̩̩͙ೃ˚.˚ଘo(∗  ❛ั ᵕ ❛ั )੭່˙ᴵˈ ˡˡ ᵖʳᵒᵗᵉᶜᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˚.ೃ

Y/n : What’s your favorite color? Hawks: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature. Y/n : How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP? Hawks: My favorite color is pink.

✩•̩̩͙ೃ˚.˚ଘo(∗  ❛ั ᵕ ❛ั )੭່˙ᴵˈ ˡˡ ᵖʳᵒᵗᵉᶜᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˚.ೃ

Y/n: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a. Iida: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory. Bakugou: Fuck you.

✩•̩̩͙ೃ˚.˚ଘo(∗  ❛ั ᵕ ❛ั )੭່˙ᴵˈ ˡˡ ᵖʳᵒᵗᵉᶜᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˚.ೃ

Child Dabi: *writing a letter* Child Dabi: Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty... And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

✩•̩̩͙ೃ˚.˚ଘo(∗  ❛ั ᵕ ❛ั )੭່˙ᴵˈ ˡˡ ᵖʳᵒᵗᵉᶜᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˚.ೃ

Y/n: Happy Scorpio season. If you have to burn a bridge, do it safely! Shigaraki: With NAPALM.

✩•̩̩͙ೃ˚.˚ଘo(∗  ❛ั ᵕ ❛ั )੭່˙ᴵˈ ˡˡ ᵖʳᵒᵗᵉᶜᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˚.ೃ

Villian Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Y/n* Y/n: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

✩•̩̩͙ೃ˚.˚ଘo(∗  ❛ั ᵕ ❛ั )੭່˙ᴵˈ ˡˡ ᵖʳᵒᵗᵉᶜᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˚.ೃ

Kirishima: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!! Y/n: Kirishima- Y/n: It- it was just an ant-

✩•̩̩͙ೃ˚.˚ଘo(∗  ❛ั ᵕ ❛ั )੭່˙ᴵˈ ˡˡ ᵖʳᵒᵗᵉᶜᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˚.ೃ

*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’* Kirishima: Thanks fam! Y/n: Oh no. Denki: *cries* I love you too. Mina: Sounds fake, but okay. Jirou: *A flustered mess* Bakugou: Can I get a refund?

✩•̩̩͙ೃ˚.˚ଘo(∗  ❛ั ᵕ ❛ั )੭່˙ᴵˈ ˡˡ ᵖʳᵒᵗᵉᶜᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˚.ೃ

Y/n: We need to distract these guys. Izuku: Leave it to me. Izuku: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Bakugou & Todoroki: *immediately begin arguing*

✩•̩̩͙ೃ˚.˚ଘo(∗  ❛ั ᵕ ❛ั )੭່˙ᴵˈ ˡˡ ᵖʳᵒᵗᵉᶜᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˚.ೃ

Y/n: Ah shit, I forgot. Uraraka: Forgot what? Y/n: How do you expect me to answer that?

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SO NO ONE IS GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS....

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MHA Incorrect Quotes (Ft. Y/N)

⚠Warning⚠: May contain violence, swearing, talks of arrest, breaking of the law, talks of blackmarket, and kidnapping.

Do not read if any of these makes you uncomfortable

Y/n: A party is a celebration of a life, bringing people together to let the guest of honor know how much they’re loved. Bakugou has done so much for us. This is our chance to do something for them. Deku: By forcing them to have fun at a party that they don’t want to be at? Y/n: I knew you’d understand.

♡❀˖⁺. ༶ ⋆˙⊹❀♡

Y/n: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes.

♡❀˖⁺. ༶ ⋆˙⊹❀♡

Y/n, holding a fork: You know your talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket. Todoroki: .... Y/n: *lip smack*

♡❀˖⁺. ༶ ⋆˙⊹❀♡

Bakugou: You're a lying piece of shit! Y/n: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Denki: I'm leaving and I'm taking Kirishima with me! Mina, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

♡❀˖⁺. ༶ ⋆˙⊹❀♡

Y/n: That was a joke. Say ha. Todoroki: Ha. Y/n: Now do it again. Todoroki: Ha. Y/n: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.

♡❀˖⁺. ༶ ⋆˙⊹❀♡

Y/n: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Sero: Several traffic violations. Bakugou: Three counts of resisting arrest. Denki: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Kirishima: Also, that’s not our car.

♡❀˖⁺. ༶ ⋆˙⊹❀♡

Iida: You three, explain right now! Uraraka: It was Y/n. Deku: It was Y/n. Todoroki: It was Y/n. Y/n: Y/n: …fuck.

♡❀˖⁺. ༶ ⋆˙⊹❀♡

Mirio: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it. Y/n: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side. Nejire: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

♡❀˖⁺. ༶ ⋆˙⊹❀♡

Y/n: You’re jealous. Bakugou: Jealous? Y/n: That’s why you were being so negative about this. Bakugou: That’s absurd. I’m always negative.

♡❀˖⁺. ༶ ⋆˙⊹❀♡

Deku: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material. Y/n: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.

♡❀˖⁺. ༶ ⋆˙⊹❀♡

Y/n: Where are your parents? Todoroki: What are parents? Y/n: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.

♡❀˖⁺. ༶ ⋆˙⊹❀♡

Y/n: I failed my safety training course today. Aizawa: Why, what happened? Y/n: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?" Aizawa: And? Y/n: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

♡❀˖⁺. ༶ ⋆˙⊹❀♡

Kirishima: If you got arrested what would be the charges? Sero: Theft. Mina: Disturbing the peace. Bakugo: Aggravated assault. Denki: Arson. Y/n: All of the above. In that order, probably.

♡❀˖⁺. ༶ ⋆˙⊹❀♡

༒☬༒ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏʀ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴏɴ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ ɴᴇxᴛ ༒☬༒

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Never forget when stray kids did this-

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Incorrect Quotes Jujutsu Ver. (Part 2)

𝓜𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓽 1

𝓔𝓷𝓳𝓸𝔂!

Warning: May have sensitive content, talk of arson, alcohol, depression, violence, and swearing.

Y/n: Dumbest scar stories, go! Yuuji: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Nanami: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. Gojo: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Nobara: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. Megumi: Megumi: I have emotional scars

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Y/n: We’re having a moment, aren’t we? Sukuna: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

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Y/n: I wasn’t that drunk. Nanami: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important. Y/n: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

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Y/n: Two years ago, I married my best friend. Y/n: Megumi is still mad about it, but me and Gojo were drunk and thought it was funny.

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Maki: Where's Panda, Y/n, and Toge? Nobara: They're playing hide and seek. Maki: Where? Nobara: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Yuuji: Y/n, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason. Y/n, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.

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Y/n: Met a dumbass today. Awful. Toji: You looked in a mirror? Y/n: someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.

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Y/n: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I’m drunk. Y/n: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now. Geto: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.

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Megumi: What is the one thing I told you not to do? Y/n: Burn the house down. Megumi: And what did you do? Y/n: I made dinner. Megumi: Y/n: Megumi: Y/n: And burnt the house down.

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Mahito: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Y/n: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Mahito: Stop.

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Gojo: You need to be more careful! Y/n, who was dragged into Gojo's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-

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𝕱𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖘𝖎𝖒𝖎𝖑𝖆𝖗 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖙

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Incorrect JJK Quotes

Yuuji looking at a cut on his hand under a microscope: Guys come and look at this!!

Y/n: For Pete's sake Yuuji, no one wants to see that bloody hole!!

Everyone in the room:

Y/n:

Y/n: Wait-

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Y/n: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* Gojo: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents Y/n: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you Maki: Actually I did the math, Gojo would have $225, not $0.15. Gojo: Fam I’m right here.... Yuuji: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :) Y/n: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please? Yuuji: Sorry I only have a dollar Y/n: :( Maki: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Gojo would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent Yuuji: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice Maki: You can buy anything you want with $22,500 Nobara: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice Maki: Apply juice to what Megumi: Directly to the forehead Gojo: Great chat everyone

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Y/n: I desire moisture. Yuuji: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.

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Sukuna with a gun to Y/n's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven? Y/n: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

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Y/n: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why. Sukuna: Only if you also don't ask why. Sukuna: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag* Y/n: ... Y/n, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

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Gojo: Are you a painting? Y/n: What-? Gojo: Because I want to pin you to a wall. Nobara: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-

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Megumi: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait. Y/n: You and me! Megumi: *tearing up* Ok.

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Y/n: Are you this rude to everyone?!

Toji: Yup.

Toji: Don't think you're special

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*Nobara is speaking on the phone* Nobara: Yeah, I'm with Y/n. Y/n: Im fucking dying- Nobara: Yep, they're okay. Y/n: I have a knife in my chest! Nobara: No, they can't talk right now. They're sleeping, sorry. Y/n: IM BLEEDING OUT-

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Gojo, turning to Y/n: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.

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Y/n: What are you in the mood for? Sukuna: World domination. Y/n: That's a bit ambitious. Sukuna: You are my world. Y/n: Aww... Sukuna: Y/n: Sukuna: Y/n: OH-

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Yuuji: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things. Y/n: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

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Part 2?...

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Nobara, whispering to Gojo, who’s on the phone with Y/n: Ask them something!

Gojo: How are you feeling?

Y/n: Fine.

Nobara: Something personal!

Gojo: At what age did you first get your period?

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Megumi : Guys where did Y/n go? Yuuji : They got arrested. Megumi : How the hell- Y/n : *Bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.