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"Make of me whatever the hell you want." Kei Emerson, electronic extraordinaire, mutant. INDIE RP |-.-| OC |-.-| NSFW TAGGED

[ohproserpine-deactivated2015053]

We harm our stunning bodies. We repent every time. Forever climbing out from our mud into your mess of feathers and music, everything ringing of angels, we reek of borrowed lovers.

Eugenia Leigh, excerpt of “Now Show Me Your Glory”  (via rxckless-intent)

[dxmoniisms-deactivated20151228]

“ sexual sunday, huh?    sounds like something right up my alley.”

[hotwiired-archived]

“Aw, I was about to say the same thing,” he sighed, smirking lightly.

[adroniitis]

@hotwiired 

“ you’re really DRUNK. i can’t tattoo drunk people. ” luke’s face is a picture of annoyance, with maybe a hint of amusement. which, let’s be honest, is his normal expression for half two in the morning in the tattoo parlor.

[hotwiired-archived]

“Damn,” he said, seemingly nonplussed that he was being denied. He grinned, leaning against the counter as he whispered ( loudly ), “Maybe we can skip the tattooing part and you can still see my ass though.”

[askmemesyo-blog1]

Send me "unf" for your muse to pin mine against the wall.

[mystiicwitch-deactivated2017042]

three word starters

“i’ll do it.”

“please just don’t.”

“i hate you.”

“i love you.”

“you love me?”

“please stop it.”

“i can’t breathe.”

“just go away.”

“you’re an ass.”

“you’re a bitch.”

“don’t leave me!”

“don’t walk away.”

“stay with me.”

“i’m begging you…”

“for fuck’s sake…”

“clean this up!”

“please kiss me.”

“get off me!”

“you are despicable.”

“are you okay!?”

“don’t do this.”

“please shut up.”

“are you drunk?”

“don’t forget me.”

[unseenmockingjay]

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         “ WELL LISTEN, I’M USUALLY not one for romance. by the looks of you, neither are you. what do you propose of this interaction ?? a bar ?? a hotel ?? i’m not quite sure, but if you’re flirting with me, you might want to tell me. i might be able to smell blood, but not friendly exchanges. ”

[hotwiired-archived]

   “Oh no, poor you. You can’t tell when a man wants your cock--maybe someone could teach you how to read the signs,” he said sweetly, every word laced with deadpan humor. “I’m usually not one for describing in detail what I’d like a man to do to me, at least not in public. But just to make you sure, I’d rather enjoy finding my way to your place and fucking on every available surface--how’s that sound?”

[hotwiired-archived]

“What a braggart– are you drunk enough to want to f u c k me properly then? Or are you gonna leave me wanting, like everyone else?” he sneered, smirking arrogantly with a dark tease in his eyes. Kei was a fucking sucker for being pushed against a wall.

[htmlodd]

“oh please. you know i leave you begging like a slut every single time,” he muttered in a low tone, leaving his eyes lust filled as his fingers pressed against the boy’s smaller waist. “you’ll be lucky if you’re even able to sit properly after i’m finished with you.”

[hotwiired-archived]

    His breath stilted, stopped for a moment as his fingers pressed into his hip. His own voice matched his volume, a rasp in his teasing as he briefly rolled his hips upward to draw attention to his obvious attraction.

   “Sluts are easy to imitate for those who haven’t a clue what actual orgasm looks like--” He smirked then grasped the other’s fingers and tugged them off his body, arching a brow, “Who said you’ll be fucking me?” With that, he lifted his chin, haughtily asking for his lips on his.

[htmlodd]

“you don’t honestly think that he,” lucas started as he made slow steps towards the boy, pushing him slightly against the wall. “can fuck you better than Ii can? because babe, i’ll prove it to you right here, right now. have you begging for me.”

[hotwiired-archived]

“What a braggart-- are you drunk enough to want to f u c k me properly then? Or are you gonna leave me wanting, like everyone else?” he sneered, smirking arrogantly with a dark tease in his eyes. Kei was a fucking sucker for being pushed against a wall.

[tothefreedomland]

Respect Original Characters

[lacroixwidow]

    If you disrespect OCs, you disrespect all authors.

    OC stands for Original Character. Whether or not they exist in a fandom that is not their own does not matter. That’s why it’s not Original Story it’s Original Character. An OC is created solely off of the imagination of the author to carry out their purpose whether it be to love another character, to solve a conflict, or something else.

    It is understandable if someone does not like a character that is a mary-sue or gary-stu. These are characters who are either a writer’s self-insert (which the reader wouldn’t know if they don’t know the author) or characters that seem too “perfect”. However, making mary-sues or gary-stus is a step in the OC creation process. These are typically made by beginning authors. They need time and people to help them develop their characters. No one is going to make a first draft of a character and call it a final, it takes time for characters to develop fears, strengths, weaknesses, hobbies, etc. It’s like revising an essay. You’ll move things around and change things until they’re nearly perfect, but nothing is ever “perfect”. You’ll ask your peers for their advice and to revise any potential errors. In the roleplaying world, a roleplay partner should point out any flaws or something that may improve a character. This is what makes characters less of a mary-stu or gary-stu. But the thing is, no one gives them a chance.

    As an author in the roleplay community with several OC roleplay blogs, I myself and a few other OC authors have been having a hard time being accepted by those who play canon characters. This is why I’m writing this. Someone was bashing OCs in general, saying that they were an annoyance. Maybe it’s hard for some people to grasp, but canon characters are original characters. Someone created Tamaki Suoh, someone created Harry Potter, someone created Captain Jack Sparrow, but only when they got a popular movie, anime, book, etc. did they become what we know as “canon”. They’re still original to someone regardless of what people say. There are also canon characters that are more than perfect, but no one bashes them as much as people criticize original characters. 

    I’m not saying that there aren’t people who aren’t accepting of the creativity and imagination of Original Characters. It’s just that there isn’t enough people who are willing to look deeper into a character. Many criticize OCs before they really get to know them or their story. It’s disrespectful of people to do this without getting a good look. Maybe if people give more constructive criticism, OCs will receive a new makeover and the stereotype will be changed.

    Let’s please get rid of the stereotype that all OCs are mary-sues or gary-stus. Because let’s admit it. There are people who will go onto an OCs page and say, “This character is an OC, they must suck,“ and not look into the backstory, the canons, or the intricate details that the author spend days, weeks, years putting into a character. And because of what? A lousy stereotype.

    Don’t judge a book by it’s cover. Don’t judge a character by their author. Don’t judge an author by their character. Help us develop our characters. Give us constructive criticism to make us better. Respect that we have flaws and that nothing is perfect.

    #respectforOCs

[flockleads]

crap my siblings say starters: the wedding edition

PARKER

“Screw you and your speckled ocean pancakes.” “This ain’t a scene, this is a goddamn… wedding?” “Why are you still talking? Kiss already!” “The Hoedown Throwdown died and we are not resurrecting it.” “I greatly dislike you, but would you dance with me anyway?” “This is why no one came to your birthday party.” “Hula hooping on the dance floor is… probably the best idea you’ve ever had.” “Have you ever realized how whiny you sound?” “I have to ask- why are you wearing that?” “Shut up or I’ll murder you with this fancy napkin thing.”

PETER

“Please don’t ‘drunk giraffe’ dance.” “Remind me to never let you be the designated driver.” “I’ve never twerked in an aquarium before.” “Oh, god, please never say that again.” “Weddings are for weepy girls and old people. Not hot boys like me.” “Tell me he isn’t dressed like a ringleader.” “Target acquired: she’s got a chocolate cake.” “Something old, something new, something borrowed, something that didn’t come from an underwear drawer…” “They said cocktail party, but Mom wouldn’t let me wear my rooster costume.” “Blondes obviously have more fun.”

PIPER

“I have an idea. Admittedly, it is a fairly terrible idea, but I like it anyway.” “I’m gonna ‘drunk giraffe’ dance.” “Nope. Nope, nope, nope. That is so not my thing.” “I hate this dress. It’s itchy. And there’s no way any cartwheeling will be happening in these heels.” “Aww, you’re so cute with your little bow tie!” “Shut up and grab a piece of cake.” “Don’t ask about what’s in the wineglass.” “Tell me she didn’t put a meme on her wedding invitation.” “Do you remember that time I spilled grape juice on your car and you threatened homicide?” “Did you just attempt to quote Fall Out Boy at me?”

PRIS

“Oh my god, look at her dress.” “I never thought this day would come… are you wearing pantyhose?” “Destroy that spider. Destroy it now.” “I’ll pay you fifty bucks if you throw me the bouquet.” “I only care about the cake. Pinky swear.” “Grab a hula hoop and follow me. Don’t ask questions.” “Do you think the bartender would give us grape juice in wine glasses?” “You don’t get an opinion, you texture-mixer!” “Go for second base.” “Look, there’s Nyan Cat!”

PENNY

“I’d laugh if you weren’t so pathetic.” “It is I- short, adorable, and very cynical. Miss me?” “That’s what you think.” “Of course plaid and polka dots go together.” “I just took a selfie with a boa constrictor!” “Stop singing about exes. You’re forever alone.” “You’re such jailbait.” “Hello, silver fox.” “What can I say? I like my men well-dressed.” “Did you just hum the Agents of SHIELD theme?”

[hotwiired-archived]

About Kei Emerson

Tagged by @camelbeard Inside The Actor’s Studio Edition. 
The purpose of this meme is to give a little info on your muses without having to rely on others to fill your ask with meme questions. I know how disappointing it can be to come back to an empty ask so I wanted to create a meme that anyone and everyone can do (mun and muse). The rules are simple, you do not need to be tagged to fill out the questions, but once you have you must reblog and tag 10 of your followers to spread the love (as well as add a question of your own to the bonus section). You can fill it out as many times as your heart desires (we all know muses can change with their character development.) 1. What is your favorite word? "Fuck's too obvious right?" 2. What is your least favorite word? "Urine. Just fucking say piss."

3. What turns you on? "Eh I like smart mouths, neck hickeys." 
4. What turns you off?
"Gross shit." 
5. What sound do you love?
"Purr of a motorcycle, wind nearly pushing me off the road." 
6. What sound do you hate? "Smacking food or fake feminine moans."

7. What is your favorite curse word?: 
"Fuck—uh, maybe ass?" 
8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
"I'd like to have a legit job but that isn't happening anytime soon so." 
9. What profession would you not like to do?
 "Marine biology or animal shit." 
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the “pearly gates?” "I'd like him to say he made a mistake and send me back, though I really don't believe in that absolute shit." 
 
Bonus Questions:
1. Something most people don’t know about you? "My name? I have a lot of one night stands alright?" 
2. If you were one of the seven sins which would you be?
"Lust if you looked at my history—but I think I might be cowardice honestly." 
3. If you could leave one thing to be remembered by, what would it be? "Like I'd be remembered—I guess, a note for my adopted mother." 
4. Sexual preference? "Men, men, ass, men. Though I've slept with a few women when I've been bored. But definitely men." 
5. What position do you sleep in? "I stick to one side, but I can be a blanket hoarder." 6. Favorite sexual position? "Ass up. Mine or his doesn't matter. Though I do like the odd wall sex with my back against the wall, fuck that shit is difficult but amazing." 7. Can you cook? What’s your favorite thing to eat/prepare? "A little. If I can try, I make riceballs." 8. Do you go by any nicknames? "Kei." 9. What is your favorite thing to collect? "Tech I need to sell." 10. Favorite childhood memory? "Making riceballs with my dad and my mom turning on the radio. I don't like talking about them much so—that's all you're getting." || 10 tagged muses ||: "Whoever wants to."

[deathofbachelor]

some more aus

“okay buddy you’ve been serenading the wrong window for about five minutes now, time to let you know my neighbor is out of town” au

“you hired me to be the surprise stripper for your friend at this bachelor/bachelorette party and they did not take it well and threw both of us out in the freezing cold this is all your fault” au

“i’m the superhero’s sidekick and you’re the super villian but i don’t know that and we both met on an online dating website and you look really familiar?” au

“you’re a stress baker and i stay up too late working and i’m writing a thank you note to the ethereal being responsible for the food magically appearing in the common room” au

“it’s autumn and we’re both picking pumpkins upstate but you picked one that’s bigger than you are and it looks like you’re struggling oh god do you need help???” au

“you were trying to make a snow angel but the snow is too deep and you can’t get back up and i’m trying to decide whether to keep laughing at you or help you” au

“i’m a figure skater who’s trying to practice and you took your baby cousins out to the rink but none of you can skate do you need help??” au

“you’re supposed to be on a blind date with someone but you sat down at the wrong table and i haven’t been able to get a word in edgewise to tell you that and it’s been thirty minutes” au 

[memecxllector-blog]

sentence prompts ➝ the civil wars

❝I don’t want to stay.❞

❝Do you ever listen?❞

❝Please forgive me.❞

❝You’re just lonely.❞

❝Drink up, baby.❞

❝Give me one night with you.❞

❝It’ll all be over soon.❞

❝Have you got something to tell me?❞

❝You’re like a mirror, reflecting me.❞

❝I just wanna take care of you.❞

❝Do what I say and I’ll make you okay.❞

❝I miss the way you wanted me.❞

❝Did that full moon force my hand?❞

❝Don’t go. Please don’t go.❞

❝Why are you so far from me?❞

❝I don’t want to hurt you.❞

❝I’ll kiss you again between the bars.❞

❝You’ll always be the one that’s standing in my way.❞

❝I wanna give up, but I won’t.❞

❝There’s no reasons, no excuses.❞

❝Just don’t go without me.❞

❝Can’t live with you or without.❞

❝Say goodbye and don’t look back.❞

❝I’m going to go home.❞

❝Give me a chance, I’m beggin’ you.❞

❝Oh dear, never saw you coming.❞

❝I’ve been awaiting for you.❞

❝I never meant for this to mean a thing.❞

❝Don’t say that it’s over.❞

❝I could get over you but please don’t ask me to.❞

❝Haven’t you seen me sleep walking?❞

❝You better wait with me.❞

❝Don’t take that sinner from me.❞

❝All your perfectly delivered lines, they don’t fool me.❞

❝How long will I have to wait for someday?❞

❝Let me in the wall you’ve built around.❞

❝Your mouth is a melody I memorize.❞

❝I don’t love you but I always will.❞

❝Eternally, I’m broken.❞

❝Give me the burden, give me the blame.❞

❝In my arms is where you are to be.❞

❝You’ve been lonely, too long.❞

❝Tell me that you’ll always be true.❞

❝You’ll always be the only one.❞

❝You’re still the best thing that never happened.❞

❝Where she walks, no flowers bloom.❞

❝I just wanna hold your hand.❞

❝Oh, why don’t you keep drinking?❞

❝I know you wouldn’t hurt me.❞

❝There’s so much I’m dying to tell.❞

❝Sometimes I can’t tell where I am.❞

❝Try to convince me that I’m not drowning.❞

❝You had me fooled for a while.❞

❝Stop saying those sweet things you know I like to hear.❞

❝Don’t you let me lie here and die here.❞

❝I don’t want to talk right now.❞

❝The killer in me is the killer in you.❞

❝Looks like you made up your mind.❞

❝Why do you keep looking out the window?❞

❝You only know what I want you to.❞

❝There’s a note underneath your front door.❞

❝I’m a dead man walking here.❞

❝Oh, aren’t we a pretty, pretty pair?❞

❝Look what you have done.❞

❝That’s the least of all my fears.❞

❝I just want your arms wrapped around me in this moment.❞

❝I don’t have a choice, but I’d still choose you.❞

❝All the king’s horses and all of his men couldn’t tear us apart.❞

❝Where’d you learn to lie the way you do?❞

❝Who could do without you?❞

❝The less I give the more I get back.❞

❝Meet me in the garden where the weeds grow tall.❞

❝All that he really wants is someone to want him back.❞

❝I wish you were the one. Wish you were the one that got away.❞

[fageleh]

au ideas you never asked for

“HEY STOP! YOU’RE STEALING MY NEIGHBOR’S DOG! WHAT THE FU – oh, they hired a dog walker? hahaha haha.. ha… carry on”

“i’m in the nurse’s office a lot with migraines and you’re always in here organizing her tongue depressors and i really don’t think you go to this school so what gives”

“the building manager neglected to tell me the window washers would be coming by today so excuuuuuuse me for thinking that twenty three floors up was high enough that i could dance around in my office without being seen”

“you’ve been awkwardly inching your way towards the human sexuality section of the bookstore i work at for like fifteen minutes are you looking for something in particular or –?”

“you and your friends have been playing the penis game in the library for the last five minutes and none of you have gotten above a quiet yell and i’m really just trying to study over here so i’m gonna put an end to this by winning the game”

“it’s 2 in the morning and i was just trying to get home but i left my sunroof open all day and now there’s a squirrel in my car and it scared me and i drove into a pole – would you please stop laughing you’re a cop. you’re supposed to be helping”

“my favorite band dropped a new single today and i’ve had it on repeat for seven hours and i can see you judging me but that isn’t going to make me shut it off"

“hey new neighbor it appears that your dog likes me a thousand times better than she likes your partner and they’re really jealous and i’m sorry but not really because hellloooooo there”

“you can’t get tattooed drunk, come back in the morning and if you still want my name on your ass we’ll talk”

[hotwiired-archived]

Muse: *points at character* That one.

Mun: Drafts.

Muse: No. I want that one.

Mun: We have drafts to do and-

Muse: I want to talk to that one though

Mun: ....

Muse: .....

Mun: *drags muse to drafts*

Muse: Fine. *disappears*

Mun: *sighs* Okay! We'll do what you want!

Muse: YAY!!!!

Drafts: *grows*

[qxill-deactivated20240222]

psa.

some muses indulge in one-night-stands. some muses have friends-with-benefits. and some muses are promiscuous. these are the types of adult characters that can have sex with no emotional strings attached. what’s this mean for roleplayers? it means that sexual intercourse can be implied or written with another character without the two being in a relationship. in short, sex does not always equal a ship just as sex does not mean love in real life. characters can fall in love, then have sex. characters can have sex, then fall in love. characters can have sex and then nothing. there are various ways to get a personality attribute like this across, so please don’t disrespect another writer for doing it.