Base Born Rando

She/They/He | mid-30s, midwestern masc lesbian stoner with a somewhat nsfw sideblog (main is cap************) | I occasionally write tender smut | 18+ | We respect and love trans people here.

[ricefriedshrimp]

Let's do parallel play and kiss occasionally

[fictionalauthorityii]

Finding out AI companies are chewing through - literally, they’re pulping and burning them as they go - millions of books often including 1/1s and old texts that cannot be reprinted

Meanwhile there’s always some dipshit telling me AI is the future and we’ve got to just let companies erase human history and literature so they can train their abomination machines to pretend to think like people because a judge said it’s fine

[wageronancap]

[odessa-edmundson]

'Modern Poisoning Tools': AI Firms Buying and Destroying Thousands of Books To Feed AI Models

AI companies are buying and scanning printed books for training data, raising copyright and cultural preservation concerns as rare volumes a

[digihowl]

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

[femme-aphrodite]

I love being a LESBIAN I love being a DYKE I love being horny for BUTCHES

[jeniferprince]

can we? 🥺

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[butch-tradwife]

For everyone who ‘used to love reading’ but now hasn’t finished a book in years, you CAN get it back. Genuinely start bringing a book (preferably short and either fiction or a non fiction topic you already really enjoy) everywhere you go and when you have 5-20 mins waiting for the bus or at the doctors office or mechanic or whatever, get out your book and read it! You don’t have to finish it quickly or even read it often but it is so good for your brain and fun to get into the habit of reading more (and replacing being on your phone for those moments). Source: I read 0 books in 2023 and I’ve read 12 in the first 4 months of 2026

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

if you're really chill about a lot of stuff, you will eventually become The Person Who Can Be Told Things and unlock a secret extra layer of knowledge about your friends

[copperbadge]

This also makes you a subconscious magnet for the one or two Really Kinky people at (non kink) parties. Whether this is a perk or a drawback is up to you.

[vvelvetlover]

and i will make everything romantic because it is

[noenergytomakeheartsrace]

Big strong arms around me while I sleep

[maryoliveoil]

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[eremitical]

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

[orpheuslament]

can i express any genuine wants & desires or will i be tortured & killed

[ursaius]

I love you gender non conforming lesbians love you forever and ever.

[2well2water]

once or twice a week i get an anon accusing me of hating autistic people and not knowing how bad sensory issues can be all because i’m a loud proponent of women letting their body hair grow out. and i would like to say that i too once thought i had sensory issues and thats why i HAD to shave my legs. but then i got too sick and tired to do it and the hair grew out longer than the irritating stubble stage and the sensory issues melted away. i have permanent bald spots in my otherwise thick copse of leg hair from all the times i went crazy individually tweezing out the rough irritating hairs. let your body hair grow out. condition it a little. i swear to god you don’t hate having body hair; you just hate stubble.

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[wiki-pettan-con]

they gotta invent shoplifting for online shopping

[lalatongzi]

Credit card fraud , gift card hacking, piracy of you believe big companies

[wiki-pettan-con]

i want a button on the checkout page that says "ship without payment" that they make you promise not to click