[gryphll]

threatening but i appreciate it

[philester]

homodnp: *exists*

phil:

[pseudophan]

consistent amazingphil content? is this what it's like having a father

[dvp95]

phil is really brushing off the fact that he's switched his hair colour for the first time in 15 years

[nusitram]

top fan: homodnp

phil: hom *squint* e,,;,,, dnp??

[pjsforestkid]

“it looks like a spread roast chick ready to be stuffed” … yeah not quite 

[danslawdegree]

imagine if phil,,, stopped dying his hair ,, don’t know if i could survive that but i’d love to find out 

[androgyne-angel]

y’all ever think about planets?? stars?? they’re out there being big RIGHT NOW

[ants-are-fascinating]

When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.

A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

[kuroba101]

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

[glitterandgrunge]

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

[lazorsandparadox]

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

[silent-wordsmith]

@finite-experience, this seems like the sort of thing you’d like to see

[mister-christmas]

Ant 1: To the ant graveyard with you

Ant 2: But I’m not dead

Ant 1: You smell dead

Ant 2: Fair enough

[eric-coldfire]

Ant 1: “I thought you were dead.”

Ant 2, after acid wears off: “I got better.”

[ottermatopoeia]

Ant 2, returning to the colony: i lived bitch

[wg12349876]

phil locking the front door, norman’s tank under his arm whilst on the phone to dan: and you’re NOT allowed into the house until it’s GONE, you hear me?

[philswafflesocks]

thinking about how dan probably did his soft "hello!" as he nuzzled the poodle

[danhowellgifs]

babie moodboard +

[pseudophan]

dnp reacting to women’s football like

phil: i don’t care about sports

dan: i don’t care about sports however i do care about homosexuality and women’s rights Lets Go Lesbians

[pseudophan]

why are dan and phil’s new wikipedia pictures identical

[fiirebug]

Phil is such a mood

@amazingphil

[ewaneneollav]

will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions

[athenavine]

Said the Baudelaire children.

[pseudophan]

dan @ 2019 vidcon night of awesome (x)