____ Hov! ____

Jorge Hov. A tall hobbit who fell in the pit of "I wanna be a cartoonist" and can't get out. Please, send help!

[memeuplift]

[rapunkzle]

[dizzy-lunar-sea]

In 3000ad tumblr is the last website

[netherator]

imagine it’s January 1st, 3000. tumblr somehow lives through several dozen companies like the cockroach it is. the code is barely recognizable. the entire website, now a repository of nearly a thousand years of posts, is petabytes in servers that, due to techological advances, are still barely larger than they are today. English isn’t even recognizable and you see this, a post in language a millennium out of date referencing a show that’s been dead almost as long.

[proteusolm]

Eepy

[proteusolm]

Chicken leg technique.

[malcontentonline]

I need valve to bring my shayla's back to me... please.

[publicdomainreview]

A step-by-step guide to drawing mice, from a 1913 book entitled What to Draw and How to Draw it. More drawing instruction from this book, plus a 1935 follow-up by the same author, here: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/what-to-draw-and-how-to-draw-it-1913

[thelockedtomb]

Gideon the Ninth Names

Quick n’ spoiler-free name analysis for prominent players in GtN.

Thank you to @swordrogue​ for inspiring me to type and format my scribbled notes, and I’m very much looking forward to seeing the next parts of your (deliciously not spoiler-free!) House-founder name series, and also @eschatolegation for connecting the dots on Ninth House lineages.

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[stealingpotatoes]

hey. hey you. yeah you. theres a kiwi on your dash

[stealingpotatoes]

woah!! the kiwi's having a barbie and you're invited! he's serving... melted pineapple lumps

[stealingpotatoes]

finished gideon the ninth today but i already have some tlt art thanks to me making birthday arts for friends over the past few years. so here's something i prepared earlier

[stealingpotatoes]

decided to make a harrow model so i can make her do a little dance whenever reading htn puts me in emotional distress

[rxttingcorpse]

[nahobax]

nooo darktide made me obsessed with Arbites help 😔

[krippe90]

Posted on tumblr with permission from the source

[vivian-the-catboygirl]

The costume and makeup styling is insane??? Unless I'm missing something and this is animated and not live action hello???

Like the "style" makes it look animated but the eyes and the hands and the background look very real to the point where I genuinely can't tell if it's insanely high quality animation detail or insanely artistically skilled makeup and costuming to mimic an animated artstyle

[krippe90]

Don't worry it's 100% real! If you follow the source link and look through their account they demonstrate how they did the cosplay on other videos!

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I’ve seen this kinda thing IRL and I wanna add that the illusion is, interestingly? a lot stronger in videos and photos! Probably because we’re used to seeing Animated things on Screens, but my experience of seeing it in meatspace with a 3d depth of field was that they looked kinda. Dirty? At first? Until somebody explained it to me and my brain suddenly saw it, whereas here it’s obvious as the nose at the end of my face.

Perception is such a neat thing!

(Also: FAGUETTE)

[hell-alka]

Many have written about how Karlach throws Astarion, well… Don't worry, no Astarions were harmed! But I can't say the same about Gortash…

[kyotospartyart]

I revamped this for Pride month <3

[389]

Musings from Anna Fusco

[victoriasoroka]

for the longest time I couldn’t understand the purpose of cuno and cunoese in the disco narrative until I’ve started working at a local order pickup point and got my own two gremlins to imprint on me

jesus fuck. these two dipshits barged into my pickup point ant started destroying e v e r y t h i n g around and i was so appalled i just. fucking stared into the distance for a while. until they pulled out of their pockets like five vapes and started puffing in my face and then suggested that I buy one from them for a good deal and I laughed at their faces like “you think I can’t buy myself a vape?” and these two fuckos blinked at me in unison and said yes. today they asked what my degree’s at I said arts and they followed “and now you work at a pickup point” FUUUUUCCKKK YOOOUUUUUUUU ONE DAY ILL BE NORMAL AGAIN

the feeling of being humbled on your work hours by nine year olds is. incomparable

anyway the point is that now I’m their bestie against my will. they visit me every day after school and somehow they fucking vape less now. because they don’t want to disappoint me. like what. I’m a fucking smoker myself where did you get this wisdom from. they hug me hello and goodbye.

today one of them begged me for a puff and I was like no one day you’ll want to live a longer life and he goes actually I don’t wanna live. ever since my dad has died I feel like there’s no one else who can love me anymore. and I was like. one day you’ll grow up and you’ll be here for yourself by your own side and no one will harm you. your dad loved you. your brother who beats you is a weak idiot who can’t step up and fill his shoes. give me back my vape

like. the writers captured the raw batshit bonkers honesty and devastation of lost kids and didn’t forget to make them call you a fag. and after they’re done with you you’re left alone with all this bs that you wish you’ve been told before and hope those are the right things to say now.

[maezanilla]

Little apology for the emotional damage inflicted by my griddlehark piece, have a cute Gideon 🤲🏼✨

it’s a little fanart of this gideon!