How Didn't This Get Made?

This blog is an unfortunate, unintended and unlicensed spinoff of the successful 'How Did This Get Made' Podcast. This (largely satirical) blog explores good and bad ideas for potential prequels and sequals for existing movies and ideas/premises for new movies/TV series.

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A direct-to-video release about a female coma victim and her husband. “I feel so refreshed!”

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Todd Gack approves this movie. 

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Ponce de Leon!

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No spoilers because Frank Costanza wants to go in fresh!

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Kramer: Ah, you've selected... Brown-Eyed Girl? If this is correct, press one. Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you've selected.

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The Pain and the Yearning: A 192-minute film about an old woman experiences pain and yearning."That's a lot of yearning!" 

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An arty movie in which a man tries to buy back a loaf of his soul. “So you cry, and then when you see the dancing, you cry again."

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Kramer: You've selected ... Agent Zero? If that's correct, press one.

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CheckMate. Larry David: I didn't know you enjoyed chess, your majesty. King (Voiced by Jerry Seinfeld): Why wouldn't I? Larry David: Because the king is always in jeopardy. King (Jerry): Yes, but it's only a game! Larry David: (suspiciously) Yes, of course...only a game.

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I’m not expecting this to be any good because Adam Sandler hasn’t made a good film since the movie that kick started his career and made him famous, Spanglish. 

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KRAMER: Hello and welcome to Movie phone. Brought to you by the New York Times and Hot 97. Coming to theaters this Friday... Kevin Bacon, Susan Sarandon -- “You've got to get me over that mountain!”, “Now” [bang, bang] “AHHHHHHHHHH” There is no place higher than… Mountain High. Rated R. If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press 1.

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Death Blow: When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether. “Yeah, who got the final Death Blow, 'cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him!”

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Prognosis Negative. 

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Blimp: The Hindenburg Story. That’s gotta hurt! No funny laser pointers allowed in the cinema. 

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Rochelle, Rochelle. "A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk. It’s a story about life. And love. And becoming a woman.” 

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“Don't you wanna know how they got in there? So do you think they got shrunk down, or is it just a giant sack?”. I’m sure Tina Fey would be down like Tony. Hey, Tony.