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breakfasts which i thoroughly enjoyed. details in alt text for curious souls
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Sherlock special - New name & airdate & picture all in one!
āThe Abominable Brideā (TAB) on 1st January 2016!!
It will be on the big screen too, in selected cinemas! Tickets for the UK go on sale from 2nd November & it will go out in the US on the same day as the UK! Also there will be āexclusive contentā shown in the cinemas only!!
āCinema goers will able to view exclusive bonus material with the screening, including a guided tour of the new 221B Baker Street from Steven Moffat and a look behind the scenes at how the special episode was made featuring all the lead cast and crew.ā (x) Eeeee!!
Thereās a āfair chanceā that 19th Century Mycroft will appear⦠& series 4 will be shooting next spring. Plus Mark Gatiss said: āThereās something in the Special which was a sheer delight from beginning to end. Youāll know it when you see itā¦!!āĀ
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this is one of the best puns i have ever seen
I sent this to my government teacher and he said it was the funniest thing a students ever showed him
HOW ADORABLE IS THIS KITTY
Stop sexualizing my body stop shaming my body stop policing my body
BREASTS ARE SEXUAL ORGANS
BREASTS ARE SEXUAL ORGANS
BREAST ARE SEXUAL ORGANS
BREASTS ARE FUCKING SEXUAL ORGANS!!
WE DONT LET MEN WALK AROUND WITH THEIR DICKS OUT BECAUSE ITS A SEXUAL ORGAN!!
GET THE FUCK OVER IT YOUR FEMALE BREASTS ARE
SEXUAL
FUCKING
ORGANS!!!
source: X
Ahem.
BREASTS ARE NOT SEXUAL ORGANS YOU INCONSIDERATE DICK!
Breasts are mammary organs, meaning their true and primary purpose is to nurse babies.
Iāll repeat that for the slow people in the class, you warthog-faced buffoon.
Breasts are mammary sacks. They are meant to feed babies, just like a cowās udder. They arenāt sexual organs. They arenāt classified as such in biology texts (certainly none of the ones I checked out to answer this post)
Men have breasts, you pile of refuse. Their breasts are smaller than womenās, but they possess the same mammary glands and, properly stimulated, can produce milk. Men can get breast cancer. They can develop larger breasts due to excessive hormones. Their breasts are exactly like a womenās breast, except that since their testicles produce testosterone in high degree, they donāt have enough female hormones in their bodies to start lactating.
So, you pile of putrescence, youāre probably thinking, āIf breasts arenāt sex organs then how come guys get horny looking at them and women get turned on by playing worth them, huh?ā
The answers to both are so terribly simple that you might just be able to follow them if you pay attention, pig.
Men are enticed by breasts because theyāre not allowed to see them. Women are sensitive because stimulation triggers two responses - bonding hormones and lactation.
In case youāre too simple to get this, Iāll break it down further for you. In cultures where breasts are viewed daily, they donāt do much to get a guy hot and bothered. There are hundreds of paintings from the renaissance period and earlier depicting women nursing babies, especially images of the Blessed Virgin nursing Christ, and none of these have ever been considered provocative, because thatās what boobs are for. Meanwhile, in cultures where everyone from baby sister to great-great grandma walk around topless because the weather will kill them otherwise, dudes donāt get raging erections every time they see a breast. They donāt find boobs enticing the way men do in America, where boobs are considered shameful and need to be hidden.
As for women getting aroused by their boobs being played with, you brainless donkey, a womanās body responds to get nipples bring touched by flooding her body with bonding hormones that help her attach to get babies - you know, the people her breasts are actually supposed to be used by - and hormones that get her glands making milk. Also, please note that many women with large breasts donāt feel any stimulation when fondled, meaning they arenāt sensitive enough to get off on having their boobs played with.
Do me a favor and GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF YOU PURITANICAL ASS! My breasts are NOT SEXUAL ORGANS. They are lactation organs designed for my use and my babyās use. Not for any manās use or pleasure.
You inconsiderate space herpe.
Seven baby lambs went to vet for their health check in this afternoon ššššššš
āYou guys alright?ā
they sound like a harmonica when they all yell at once
Sny jou koekie!
Sny-sny jou snoekie cookie!
Cut it, cut it, hey kitty kitty kitty!
Cut it, cut it, hey kitty kitty kitty!
Random PSA
I just got reminded of this because someone tweeted about sneaking chipotle into the movie theater.Ā
When you sneak food into a theater,Ā DO NOTĀ throw the trash away in their garbageās. The employees getĀ written up, and possibly fired when the managers find out that people are sneaking in food.Ā I understand that concessions is over priced so I get why you sneak in food, but please donāt get someone in trouble for it. Just throw away the trash at home.Ā
Reblogging this because at my work tonight someone literally got fired on the spot because someone snuck a beer in. Donāt destroy someoneās source of income just because you didnāt want to put your garbage in your jacket for 10 minutes.
True art
About a year and a half ago, two of my friends were talking about me. Friend A told Friend B there was no way a girl like me would go for a guy like him. Angry, Friend B began messaging me that night, and continued talking to me every day. Just because he had low self esteem didn't mean other people could say shit like that to him, he was gonna prove her wrong. Fast forward to present: we're engaged <3 Don't ever let anyone tell you what you deserve or how good you are or any of that shit. Don't let seemingly low chance of achieving your goal keep you from trying. You just might meet the love of your life, if you'd only try. <3
cookie cat, heās a pet for your tummy! cookie cat, heās super duper yummy! cookie cat, HE LEFT HIS FAMILY BEHIND
Why
She had a dream and she realized it.
Hey wait but sit down
This is Megumi Igarashi
Sheās a Japanese artist
Japan, the country with some of the most fucked up pornography and the penis festival
Where the vagina is basically illegal to talk aboutĀ
So she did a bunch of art featuring 3D sculptures of her vagina, including this kayak, and was put in jail for it
She was indicted again in December on obscenity charges for selling vagina art to crowdfund for the kayak and could spend two years in prison
In Japan, womenās vaginas are treated as though they are menās property. The trains here usually display pornographic advertisements. As a woman, I find that blatant objectification to be humiliating. Iām disgusted by it. My body belongs toĀ me. So, with this project I wanted to release the vagina from the standard Japanese paradigm. Japan is lenient towards expressions of male sexuality and arousal, but not so for women. When a woman uses her body in artistic expression, her work gets ignored, and people treat her as if sheās some sex-crazed idiot. It all comes back to misogyny. And the vagina is at the heart of it. The vagina is ridiculed. Itās lusted after. Men donāt see women as equalsāto them, women are just vaginas. Then they call my vagina-themed work āobscene,ā and judge me according to laws written by and for men. [x]
She plans to turn her trial in to a manga comic. She seems pretty sure sheās not going to do any jail time but if youād like to help her pay for her inevitable fine and court fees, you can check out her online store. There are little glow in the dark vagina characters.