ehhh

running out of gravity

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

[shithowdy]

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

[shithowdy]

loon :)

[shithowdy]

i painted my loon :)

[dogpuppy]

[catchyvideos]

OP theaverycottage on TikTok ♡

[ruinedchildhood]

My hidden room as a child

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

How about Other people start worrying about how I perceive them

[goth-queen]

[ruinedchildhood]

[stromcuzewon]

look at this dog we saw at pride today

that is all

[homunculus-argument]

There are several kinds of "normal" that people might mean when they say "normal". There's the "normal" where a thing isn't particularly unual, you might be surprised to hear that it's happened to someone you know, but it's not so unusual that you would question whether they're sure that it was that, and not something else.

Then there's the "normal" that means that the thing predictably Just Happens, nobody has to do anything wrong or weird to make it be like that. It's normal in the sense of being a morally neutral, expectable thing.

Then there's the "everyone poops" level of normal. For the kind of things that are literally so normal that it would be really fucking weird if there was somebody who has never encountered it.

There are people on Tumblr who love acting like they don't understand this.

[sycamorality]

did you know you can rename everything on your pc

[tequila-sunsett]

she was a history major

[c-53]

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

[domnika-deactivated20250923]

i would read that fanfic ngl

[c-53]

About my fish??

[graceful-not]

HELP?????

[everyfandom-girl]

YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED

WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY

[tea-and-hockey]

FUJOSHI FISH????

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[maja-paja]

[mercifulmother]

– Animorphs: The Reunion, K.A. Applegate

[dark-miku]

check this out i'm playing bad apple in your imagination

[nitewrighter]

Ozempic scares the shit out of me. You're telling me there's a drug that takes away both the craving side of hunger and targets the brain's rewards center for eating. You're telling me it takes the joy out of eating and it turns you into a skeleton. Why did we turn The Curse of the Black Pearl into a drug. What the fuck.

[nitewrighter]

I actually want to thank the diabetics coming on this post like "actually it genuinely is a great treatment for diabetes and it hasn't affected my mood or my enjoyment of food. The real issue is it's getting abused as a weight loss drug which also makes it scarce and more expensive for those who can genuinely benefit from it." Kind of reminds me of the time my brother got permission from our family psychiatrist to try my ADHD medication and his reaction to it was "what the fuck are you on. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON. WHY DO I FEEL LIKE CRYING. YOU'RE ON THIS EVERY DAY!?!"

Body chemistry! It makes a big difference in how your body processes a drug! What can be genuinely helpful for some folks is The Curse of the Black Pearl for others!