ehhh

running out of gravity

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

[64mpg]

i’m on onion rings right now

[64mpg]

get me my keys NOW

[tiktaalic]

LIFE HACK: if you call things beautiful then they become so . Immediately in front of your eyes

[pangur-and-grim]

this is huge… a three chair event

[pangur-and-grim]

[sacred-portal]

[malinaa]

what if we all explode

[derring-do]

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

[catchymemes]

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[kushblazer666]

[pjackk]

Worst pull of my life

[greelin]

actually that’s fine. i didn’t want the verification code anyway

[greelin]

well now that you mention it i may have wanted it a little bit. Thank you for sending it fifteen separate times

[catchymemes]

[zipsunz]

you're going to do incredible things

(happy birthday deuce!!!! ♠️🐰)

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[singing-not-sleeping-beauty]

Not really a fan of Bridgerton, but I am a fan of Nicola Coughlan's response to everyone shitting on her for being "too big" to play a love interest

[catchymemes]

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person