Hi

Just a girl, tryna be funny.

[youshouldvesaidnobaby]

“Let me see you jump!” taylorswift

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#cryingbecauseididntgettogo

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ariana grande is against racism, homophobia, transphobia, animal abuse, regularly calls interviewers out on for their sexism, and is literally one of the only celebrities that actually had enough courage to come out and said she was a feminist, but you guys still hate her for the way she wears her hair, the fact that she looks a couple years younger than her age, her petite body, and the shitty diva rumors made up about her to make her look bad literally how fucking misogynistic can you guys get

[misha-smiles]

THERE IS A HUGE FUCKING SPIDER IN MY ROOM SO I JUST CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT POSSIBLE UPDATES IF I DONT DIE FROM A HEART ATTACK

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There was I spider crawling around first on my wall and then near my fridge on the floor, so I set my cat by it and told him to eat it. He didn't. The spider could now be watching me in my sleep. Laughing at me. Plotting my death.

[starwvars]

petition for mockingjay part 2 to skip that one scene where that one thing happens to that one character

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Just a fun question- how the hell did you get people to notice you???? Was it the tags? Tell me your secret 😥 misha-smiles

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THERE IS A HUGE FUCKING SPIDER IN MY ROOM SO I JUST CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT POSSIBLE UPDATES IF I DONT DIE FROM A HEART ATTACK

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UPDATE: ITS CRAWLING ON MY SPEAKER SO I PLAYED PANIC! AT THE DISCO AND ITS JUST SITTING THERE

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ANOTHER UPDATE: IT GOT ON MY BED SO NOW IM ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOUSE. SOMEONE GET ME A FLAME THROWER

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I OPENED THE DOOR AND IT WAS RIGHT FUCKING THERE CHRIST ON A STICK WHY ME

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last update, like 8 hours later: my mom killed it. thanks mom

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okay okay NOW it’s the last update: turns out she only said she killed it so I would go to sleep, I smashed it with a hammer just now

[okitagumi]

reblog to delete america

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taylor: hoe don't do it

me: you didn't warn me

taylor: oh my god

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Me when I wanna be funny but I'm about as hilarious as stepping in a pile of dog shit

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What do I do? Just walk off?

Taylor Swift after winning her award (via fade-into-views)

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When your cat leaves you.

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Tbh

To be honest, I don't really care right now if Taylor notices me. She's been irritating me recently and just ✋. Like, right now, I'd care more if I got noticed by this-sick-swift than Taylor. I wouldn't care if she lurked me (if she got me a present, then cool) but everyone's been saying her presents have been skimpy. She's irritated me with so much stuff, like the Netflix stuff and the Beats/Spotify stuff like please no. I've heard from plenty of people that she's only been liking posts that directly 'praise' her such as "Taylor you are so flawless" instead of stuff like "Taylor you saved my life". Just... Idk.

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Do you think the tumblr staff is like a disappointed parent? Like you have the child that turned out all beautiful and majestic then you have the other child who is like the most fucked up thing ever and they're wishing they could have aborted them?

[this-sick-swift]

I’ve said some rude things and I’m sorry. I know I can’t take them back, but I spent time apologising to people who I’ve hurt on Instagram, and that is all I could do. That was long before this all started and the past is in the past. If any of you have any personal issues with me I’d be happy to talk them through with you over privately replying to messages, please give me time to reply tho. Today is never to late be brand new.

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Thank you for being there to give apologies to all the people you've possibly hurt, or did hurt. You are amazing; not perfect, but amazing <3

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taylorswift

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this-sick-swift taylorswift I wanted to say this: Johnnie, I read through your blog. Even though I don't know you, I support you. I'm with both of you all the way. Before, I must admit, I didn't know what to think because the ONLY part of this story I heard was the so-called 'Johnnie telling some girls to kill themselves' part. After many minutes of looking at your posts, I want to apologize on behalf of the Swift fandom (even though some won't like to apologize) for all the crap you both have been through. I'm sorry that a majority of the fandom is being so rude to you. I believe you both are completely innocent. And Taylor, I trust you to know who is right in the world and who isn't.

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Cat in a hat