how.do.i.survive

[yars]

[csinczi]

a biztonság kedvéért

[hulla]

Hu, rég volt.

Eddig igazából bejött, szóval jólvan kutyuli, csak így tovább

[sajtburger-slut]

lécci

[egyszavak]

újra

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[habkeinb0ck-deactivated20250609]

Amúgy működik. Csak szólok

[dulimano]

van egy ötletem

[j4ckme]

Two years?! I’m in!

[kentishviking]

why not

[texas-bi-lover-deactivated20181]

I’ll try it

[blog-of-what-comes-to-mind]

Eh

[eliyora]

Double your nana, double your yum

[fuckyahumor]

give me luck double banana

[possiblityforjoy-deactivated202]

No fucking joke, I was offered 4 days of film-set marshalling and I told him I was unavailable for one of the days but I could cancel. And he told me he’d potentially found someone else.

I reblogged this.

And not 20 mins later, he came back to me and said if I really want it, let him know now. So fuck. Wow.

[sashibunbun]

fuck it double the potassium, double the luck.

[shadyg714]

Done

[rez-angyal]

Jöhet

[fajasodmegilyenkorisedes]

Jojjon

[sutiverzum-deactivated20230102]

Na!

[slavery]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[justahedgehogblog]

Sure why not

[averycruelsadist]

Agreed

[waitingtobebred]

Y'know, why not?

[pregnancyriskishot]

Oh God I hope this is not a hoax. EDIT: Fucking weird!! An hour after I did this I got a response back on some work I’d quoted on but never thought would happen. And the guy apologised for not replying sooner!! Fuck the bagel worked :-)

[pregnancyrisksex]

Come on fire bagel, do your thing!

[xkuroos-deactivated20210210]

…It’s worth a try, fire bagel. Please don’t fail me, I could use some good news.

[kuviras-eyeliner]

AIGHT LET US TEST THE MIGHTY BAGELS

EDIT: YO THIS ACTUALLY WORKED (it’s probably a coincidence BUT STILL) I’m preparing a musical audition and FINALLY, (IT’S NEVER WORKED, EVER) FINALLY HIT THE NOTE LIKE HOLY FRICK AAHHHH

[katsukisbimbo]

i’m sorry it’s not even for the luck i just love bagels and fire

[sunflowers-rae]

I just like to watch things burn. LIGHT THE BAGEL!

[starlit-rain]

LETS FUCKING GO

[lunarsk1es]

fingers crossed

[lunarsk1es]

ok so i got my money back for a retour delivery and my other delivery is on it’s way!! hopefully the post is gonna do more tho ghhgdgbhv i could use it

[iamfoffi]

I could use some burning bagel good news rn

[minfonica]

[howdoisurvive]

Scientists use the term "conjecture" when their generalization is based on such a filmsy evidence that it does not deserve the label "hypothesis".

Stephen Krashen: A Conjecture on Accent in a Second Language

[the-memedaddy]

Me_irl

[howdoisurvive]

起承転結…闇

[helsinkiaznyugate]

xD

[sartred]

[pixielight-dee-foxfire]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

[howdoisurvive]

見えない物を見ようとして

[howdoisurvive]

[thoodleoo]

reading beginner stories: modern vs. ancient languages

modern language: this is jacques. jacques is a baker who loves to create delicious pastries. in the morning, jacques gets up and gets ready for work. jacques bikes to the bakery. jacques bakes cakes and pastries all day. in the evening jacque goes home and cooks dinner.

ancient language: one day, the hares resolved to commit suicide because they were cowardly. they decided to commit suicide by jumping into a river. as the hares approached, the thumping of their feet scared the frogs that lived in the river, and the frogs jumped into their hiding place in the water. the elder of the hares declared, “let us reject our decision to die! look- there is someone here who is more cowardly than we are!”

[howdoisurvive]

人生は紙飛行機　願い乗せて飛んで行くよ 風の中を力の限り　ただ進むだけ その距離を競うより　どう飛んだか　どこを飛んだのか それが一番大切なんだ　さあ心のままに 365日

[anima-croix]

[howdoisurvive]

ガイコツ書店員本田さん

[howdoisurvive]

きっともうこれ以上傷つくことなど　  ありはしないとわかっている

[ampervadasz]

Ez mi ?!

[howdoisurvive]