loser geek whatever

broadway musicals, puppies, ya novels and gays are my only mean of serotonin. isabele // she/her // 17 // brazil

[leedsandlarry]

i just heard the most intense scream in my kitchen so i got up to see what was wrong and my 11 year old sister was on the floor cuddling a bag of potato chips and i said dude whats wrong and she yelled  ”THEYRE STALE. WHY DOES THE WOLRD HATE ME? I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS” 

[leedsandlarry]

[craiclacking]

is that a watermelon on the floor

[ayyoo-river]

no its her sister omg dont be so rude

[consultingfujoshi]

i don’t want to be rich to live a lavish lifestyle i wanna be rich so i can afford to get my titties cut off

[whitepeopletwitter]

[moved-accounts-6-14-2020]

TLDR; I'm trying to get out of my house. If you don't want to donate, I'll commission writing and little traditional doodles.

Hi, I'm Ezra. I'm 16 and a lesbian. I'm not going to go into my whole life story, but basically my parents are super homophobic and abusive, so I'm trying to gather funds so that after the pandemic, I can run away. If you can donate or commission writing/quick little doodles, I'd be so thankful. If not, could you spread, or give me advice on living by myself?

PayPal (Has my IRL name): (In the content source)

[moved-accounts-6-14-2020]

I just opened asks for commission requests!

RB > LIKES

[orsimplydreaming]

twelve-year-old me listening to muscials on my ipod in the backseat of my parents’ car, mouthing the words while staring out the window:

[forestgreenlesbian]

straight women’s taste in men continues to amaze me. a bi woman will show me a pic of her bf and he’ll be a nice dumbass probably with good hair and a nosering and i’m like alright valid i see a pic of a straight friend’s bf and i’m like this is a screenshot from an adam s*ndler movie

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

nerds make too much money and they don’t even ball with it properly they just buy eight-thousand dollar graphics cards for no reason and wear the same 3 tshirts for their entire their lives

[thicceon]

name one better investment than experiencing the glory of pc gaming in the most stunning quality possible

[powerfulwizard]

deodorant

[cyberscully]

as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.

[onceler-vore-fanfic]

[deep-space-diver]

You know what doesn’t fuck around?

Australian children’s books on animals

[bowditch]

This reminds me of the Peppa Pig episode about friendly spiders that was banned in Australia because their response was basically, “um, oh, no, you can’t, uh, you can’t tell our kids that. spiders here will kill them.”

[localadmin]

oh you like history? name everything that ever happened

[jayskull27]

[adampage]

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

[tinybed]

he is a man of fortune

[tinybed]

1 reblog = 1 bountiful blessing from the man of fortune

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A good blessed buddy

[dominospizzadelivery]

“Hey can u check if that milk went bad?”

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

“It’s bad alright”

[tar-mairons]

tumblr is great because I know the plotline of at least fifteen different tv series without ever having seen an episode

[oodlenoodleroodle]

I dont know any plotlines i just know which characters are gay

[pinqberry]

this is based off of experience, I was in art drawing my portfolio and words fail come on and my eyes started leaking and then for forever came on and they started leaking more

[wokeuplaughing]

yall remember taking “am i gay” quizzes when you were 11

[braham-is-bi]

If I was complimenting an artist I would simply not bring up my own lack of skill.

[braham-is-bi]

RIP to people who think self deprecation is a form of praising others but I’m different.