"Turn on, tune in, drop out."

31. Boss. Anxiety life. ✌

[domwitch2]

I don't want to do a nurturing handjob. I want a comforting fingerbang where I get to kiss a pretty boy extra sloppy and his hand is down my shorts and he's fingering me slowly and his other hand is fondling my boob 😔

[drowsy-fantasy]

$5000 seems like a nice amount. Somebody should just give me $5000 today. Directly into my bank account. It would be very nice.

[icewaterjonesforthewin]

Yes to titties that flop.

Yes to thighs that touch.

Yes to bellies that jiggle.

Yes to butts that wobble.

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[paper-wounds]

[chaoticneutralwife]

this email could have been a threesome

[waning-star]

[whizpurr]

Alan Clarke

[dearxalia]

[catchymemes]

[howlin-fouryou]

Ouch

[americanelegy]

⋆ . ࿔ ˚

[zegalba]

[thepassenger3]

[wastedunicorn]

I’ve come to realize that men only want me when they can’t have me

[bandagedthoughtsblog]

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[imagine-darksiders]

[goth-queen]